“OWWWWWW.”
“Tati! TATI OH MY GOD TATI!”
“Ow ow OW OW OW ow OW OW OW ow!”
“I’m sorry I’m sorry! Agh – don’t cry!”
“You – try – not – crying!”
“Well – you’re doing a really good job at not crying, I give you that!”
“OWWWWWWWW!”
“Okay, calm down, I – I’ll – burns, okay – um – is there –”
“WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?”
“Russell – Tati’s hurt - !”
“I can SEE that you twit! And you never call me Russell so I can tell the guilt is riding hard!”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean – it was – we were going to surprise you – and –”
“Ow – Russell! Ow – it – it really hurts!”
“Calm down, keep calm kid, we can treat this – you, blondie, you know where the first aid is, go get it!”
“O – okay!”
“Tati, it’s okay, you’re not bleeding. You’re going to be okay.”
“It…it really hurts…”
“Shhh…”
“A…a lot…”
“I know. You’re going to be okay, I promise.”
“Here’s the –”
“Good, now the next thing I want you to do is leave.”
“But what if you –”
“LEAVE.”
