The OC-Detecto-Matron suddenly beeped loudly, indicating that it had identified the Sue type. Text and images flashed on the screen.
“She’s type 475-A. What’s that supposed to mean?”
“It means that she falls hard for the lead male, and ends up dieing to save him.”
Everybody in the room sighed a heavy breath of relief.
“Wait, there’s more. Apparently, she’s also a jiinchuriki.”
Everybody groaned. “As if I didn’t have enough work cut out for me….” Pein muttered. “Very well, what’s the Bijuu?”
“A female Kyuubi. Might be mate or spawn of Kyuubi.”
“Oh, a female version of me, how original!” Kyuubi snarled sarcastically. “That’s even more unoriginal than that 14 tailed beaver we had to deal with last week!”
“Hey, that was the most original Bijuu we’ve fought in months!” Shukaku snapped. “Everybody’s just making female versions of the current Bijuu! Seriously, Masashi Kishimoto only made 9 Bijuu…..that leaves a ton of other animals! Bears, wolves, lions, tigers, birds, whales, bulls and whole load of mythological animals!”
“Ah, but Shukaku, you forget: Most of those animals are pretty lame, and others are so cliché that only terrible writers will touch them.”
“Indeed. As far as I know, Marcus Wolfe is the only one who’s been able to pull off a wolf Bijuu properly, and he had to make his own alternate timeline just so that it would work!”
