“Woah…odd….just got memories of a girl that sounds like our Sue…..aw crap, I pedo-raped her.”
“You know, that’s probably because you…”
“Yes, yes, I try to look like Gene Simmons, but I come out all Michel Jackson! One…little…..innuendo…..and bam! Instantly labeled a homosexual pedophile!”
“Ok, keep calm, is anybody else getting a load of memories about this chick?”
Most of the memories were directed to members of the Leaf, until Gaara’s eyes began to twitch unnaturally.
“Hey, what’s up with him?”
“Well, thanks to my insomniac treatment, Gaara’s mind is really unstable, so when he gets a wave of memories, it really hurts.”
Gaara screamed, fell back out of his seat, and, clutching his head, swore uncontrollably. When he dragged himself back onto the table and into his seat, he looked like he was 2 seconds from a demonic possession.
“I GET FIRST SHOT ON THIS CHICK!!!”
“That’ll make a good start, with the Sand attacking. Orochimaru, can we be under a full scale siege when she arrives?”
“Consider it done.”
“Should they fail, I shall have all the Akatsuki wipe her out.”
“And if you fail…..”
“KYUUBI TIME!!!!”
“Yes, then it’s Kyuubi time.”
“Okay everyone, I’ve drawn up a plan so that the Sue will cause minimal damage. Remember your places, and be there at the appropriate time!”
And with that, the ninja dispersed.
