Goodbye misery

(THIS POEM IS MEANT TO BE LIKE SOMEONE'S TELLING IT.)

Hello to all my misery.
Are you doing fine tonight?
"I'm Still doing divine."
Or so said Misery.
Oh i couldn't be worse.
Misery loves me too much.
It drives me absolutely bonkers!
Misery just won't leave me alone.
I mean, what's its problem?
I mean...He...or she...whatever.
All i know is I AM READY.
Ready to gouge my eyes out.
Stupid misery.
Find another friend.
I'd rather Die-
CHOKE! (cough) GASP!
(Thump)
GOoDbYe MiSeRy...

End