(THIS POEM IS MEANT TO BE LIKE SOMEONE'S TELLING IT.)

Hello to all my misery.
Are you doing fine tonight?
"I'm Still doing divine."
Or so said Misery.
Oh i couldn't be worse.
Misery loves me too much.
It drives me absolutely bonkers!
Misery just won't leave me alone.
I mean, what's its problem?
I mean...He...or she...whatever.
All i know is I AM READY.
Ready to gouge my eyes out.
Stupid misery.
Find another friend.
I'd rather Die-
CHOKE! (cough) GASP!
(Thump)
GOoDbYe MiSeRy...