Jess and Deiara ran in the streets of the leaf village. They stopped at an ice cream shop which was right across the corner of the Yamanaka flower shop.
"Hello girls. What would you like?" The shop owner asked.
"I would like two scoops of chocolate with 2 bananas and strawbeery syrup please." Jess said.
"I would like some chocolate ice cream with chocolate sprinkles." Deiara answered. As the two girls were eating ice cream, Jess showed Deiara the cursemark.
"Deiara, do you know what this is?" Jess asked.
"Nope, never saw it before un." Deiara analyzed the three black hearts that were in a circle.
"Oh, great...this guy bites me and I don't even know what the thing is." Jess complained. When they were finished eating ice cream, Jess took Deiara to the mall. Deiara had enough money to buy drums and drum sticks. Jess had a couple of Shukaku's credit cards, so she bought everything see wanted. Video games, music, writing & art supplies, but mostly books.
"Wasn't it a great day or what?" Jess laughed. Deiara laughed as well. Suddenly, a familiar boy went in front of the two friends.
"Twerp, what are you doing here?" The boy asked.
"Kankuro, I should ask you the same thing!" Jess pointed to Kankuro.
"Lord Kazekage went here for a meeting. Once he knows you're here, you will be in so much trouble!" Kankuro smirked. Jess kicked Kankuro.
"Run!" Jess grabbed Deiara's hand and ran. They were on the escalator when Deiara started to speak.
"Jess, who was that guy?"
"That's Kankuro. He's one of the reasons why I got seperated from Gaara. He's gonna kill us!" Jess panted. Then some sand ninja showed up.
"Fire Style:Fire ball jutsu!" Deiara blew fire at the ninja. Jess and Deiara ran to the main exit. THey were out of the mall and ninja were here.
"Jessica, we have you surrounded! Turn yourself in or else." The Kazekage yelled. Jess panicked. She didn't know what to do. A ninja threw some weapons and they hit Deiara.
"Hey, LEAVE DEIARA ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!" Jess screamed. SHe cried out an ear-peircing wail. The ninja that were surrounding dropped dead at the capacity of the noise.
Now, we go back to Shukaku. Kyuubi made him so pissed off that he decided to do something about it. He grabbed pointy, sharp buildings and ate them. Kyuubi dodged them.
"Is that the best you can do?" Kyuubi smirked. Next, SHukaku ate extremely hot metal.
"Heh, I live for the heat." Kyuubi wasn't burned, "Let's face it, you can't beat me." Suddenly, a loud noise was heard. It was so loud, Kyuubi's ears bleed. Shukaku looked up and ran to where what the sound was coming from. There was Jess coughing out of breath while Deiara was hurt. Shukaku picked the tow up slowly.
"Are you okay?" Shukaku asked the two.
"Never better sensei." Jess said. Deiara nodded.
"Oh great, now two brats are here!" Kyuubi complained.
"Wind Style: Imploding Air Tsunami..." Shukaku said simply. The jutsu only worked inside the body. Jess tied up Deiara's wound with a cloth.
"Thank you Jess for saving me." Deiara said.
"You're welcome." Jess smiled. Shukaku smiled as well and knew the perfect spot for both of the girls.
Shukaku took the girls to a field of beautiful flowers and a reflective lake.
"Wow, what a nice place!" Jess exclaimed.
"I knew you would like it. Now stay here while I'll go rampage the village and beat up Teme." Shukaku left the two girls alone.
Deiara and Kyuubi please continue...
~Jess
~Shukaku
Knowing Kyuubi, even if the uvula was gone, it would be back because in his mind, the brat wanted to make Shukaku the ultimate force in the universe even though, he's just a pathetic one-tailed (Geez, Kyuubi you need to mellow out and drink some magic elixer *cough*sake... that made me sound like I was high -_-'). Kyuubi now had the idea... "If I can't get Baka to throw up, I'm going to have to cause some internal bleeding. That way, the hospital can take care of Shukaku's germ issue and get all the demon's out of his stomach. BAKA I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU GET RID OF THE GERM YOU NITWIT!"
"Yeah, right Teme, you lier."
"Hey, up yours, Baka."
"Screw you, Teme."
"I wouldn't screw you if you paid me!"
"You did not just say that!"
"What if I did? What are you going to do? You're drunk off your rocker and you can't do s***."
"Teme! You have crossed the line!"
"I might've but at least I'm not weak enough to eat other demons instead of fighting them like a man. What are you? A girl?!"
"THAT'S IT! TEME, YOU ARE DEAD!"
Away from Shukaku, who was out enjoying himself within the leaf village, Jess and Deiara were talking to each other. "Your sensei's a demon?"
Jess nodded. "You are lucky, Jess, everything's going really crappy over here," Deiara sighed.
"What do you mean, Deiara?"
"Well, you found someone that loves you for who you are and you have an awesome ability. I'm thought of as a weak outcast over here and everyone hates me to death. You're actually the only friend I have un," Deiara replied (she will end her sentences with un now and then, but not obsessively).
Jess looked down. Deiara looked at her eyes and saw sadness. "I'm sorry, I said something wrong, didn't I?" Deiara said, looking at the ground.
"It's not you're fault. I'm honestly hated by a lot of people. The only people that love me are Gaara, you, and my sensei," Jess said, looking up and trying to cheer Deiara up.
"I don't like that feeling, it's really sad..." Deiara said.
"Hey, let's not be depressed right now," Jess said, taking Deiara out of her house, "Let's go have some fun."
"All right."
Shukaku had the feeling to purge, but he didn't want to give up that easily. He gulped it down by force. No matter how many times Kyuubi tried, Shukaku just swallowed it.
Meanwhile, Jess had just posted her story on theO. She was still mad at Kyuubi for trying to kill her. She kept smashing the keyboard and the pillows in Shukaku's room. Suddenly, a big knock was heard. Jess opened the door to find her sensei sitting down in the hallway.
"Jessy-chan, I don't feel so good." Shukaku admitted. He patted his stomach slowly. Jess came up to him and hugged his face.
"Well, what's the problem?" Jess asked.
"I ate Teme and he's trying to make me puke." When Shukaku said that, Jess looked at her typed and neatly printed story.
"Oh my gosh, my story came true!" Jess exclaimed. She gave Shukaku the story to read, then tried to see if that happened.
"Suddenly, the punch-bag thingy from Shukaku's mouth disappeared. Shukaku no longer wanted to throw up." Jess wrote. Then she heard groaning inside Shukaku.
"Hey, where did it go?" Someone yelled. It was Kyuubi. Jess gasped. She couldn't wait to tell Deiara all about it.
"Whoa, you did this? Awesome! But why did you have Teme taste sour?" Shukaku finished reading the story.
"Because Kyuubi has a bitter personality. Now let Kyuubi read it." Jess said. Shukaku ate the story and Kyuubi picked it up to read. Once he stopped reading, his eyes twiched.
"You mean that worthless, little, f**king annoying b**** did this piece of crap?" Kyuubi asked. Jess made a frown. No one calls her or her writing a piece of crap. She began writing again.
"Then Shukaku got thristy. He stretched his giant hand to Isonade's room where there was millions of sake. Shukaku drank them all, causing Kyuubi to drown all the way to the bottom of Shukaku's stomach." Jess wrote down. Shukaku did what was written. Once Kyuubi was in the stomach, Jess yelled.
"Who's the piece of crap now!?" Jess screamed at Kyuubi. She then had an idea.
"Hey sensei, I want to show you a friend that I meet. She's in the human world." Jess suggested. Shukaku nodded and picked Jess up. He teleported right into the Uchiha Manor. Then he ripped off the roof and looked for someone. Deiara looked up.
"Hey Deiara! How are you? I want you to meet my sensei." Jess yelled. Shukaku put her down next to Deiara.
"Jess, what are you doing here?" Deiara asked.
"Actually, there's these two guys I want to hurt. One is a flu germ. The other is Kyuubi with the stick up his buut." Jess said, "Also, this is Shukaku-sensei." Shukaku bowed to the two girls, then walked to the Village hidden in the leaves.
Deiara and Kyuubi, please continue
~Jess
~Shukaku
There was a story... some things happened... I have no idea what to write...
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I think I have something...
Anyway, Jess wrote her story down, unfortunately, due to her powers (which Kyuubi does not understand, nor probably will get until he starts to friggin trust and like humans). Shukaku basically went berserk within the demon relm, mainly destroying a lot of stuff and eating demons within seeing them (I don't get how it would really work since in demon form, the demons are about the same size as Shukaku in human form, but I'll just assume that the demons just transformed into their human form because of some random reason, like Hachi did... or he was eaten as a demon, I can't really remember). Ahem, anyway, Kyuubi was dealing with his own issues in his room and was slitting his wrist with a knife. "That... stupid... baka... has... crossed the line... He... is not... making... my life... a living hell... anymore!" he complaineded in between cuts.
He threw the knife down after he heard muffled shouts outside his room and the knife hit a target (which was a picture of Shukaku, I should add because he's seriously p***ed at the guy right now even though Kyuubi really shouldn't have a stick up his a** in the first place). "What now?!" he shouted.
He opened his door and he saw a giant gold-yellow eye staring back at him. "Hello Teme," the voice said.
Kyuubi looked away from the door and said in an annoyed voice. "S*** this is just my luck."
A hand reached through the door and grabbed Kyuubi, pulling him out of the room to where he was facing an over-sized tanuki (who was in human form...) who was smiling at him.
"Baka?! What'd you do?!" Kyuubi snapped, looking at the mess outside in the demon relm.
"Not me, the germ I have inside of me," Shukaku replied.
"This is no excuse! Since when has a germ been in the demon relm?! Never! Until that blasted girl showed up!"
Shukaku was p***ed. "Don't you ever blame Jessy!" (At this point, Shukaku gained control of his body for a slight second, but the germ took back under a millisecond later)
Shukaku then smirked and looked at Kyuubi evilly. "I wonder what fox tastes like..." And then Kyuubi found himself tossed down "baka's" throat.
"Ugh..." Shukaku started to spit saliva out, "He tastes sour and bitter..."
Deep within Shukaku, Kyuubi was sliding down his throat, but he had an idea that would hopefully purge the germ out, along with the others (even if it was going to be gross). It'll only take one shot, but hopefully it will work...
Kyuubi started to claw his way up Shukaku's throat, instead of giving up. (Shukaku may have some internal bleeding after this, sorry Shukaku-sama) An Kyuubi made his way back up to the mouth. He looked up at the dangling uvula and smirked. "I've been wanting to do this for a while, even if I'm going to have to take 40 showers after this."
Kyuubi jumped up on Shukaku's tongue, jumped and rammed into the uvula. "Baka better throw us up, along with that stupid germ!"
Meanwhile in the human relm, Deiara was also dealing with crap too. After class, she was challenged to another fight. She won the fight, but she was still sad because people hated her that much. She left to her home and sat on her bed. At least I do have a friend...
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I have no idea what to add at this point
Author's Note:I was off writing the next part to the story when mom told me to get off the computer. So this is made up in my head. To make a long story short, Jess listened to DK's words and said "SCREW YOU!" Then she went out of Kyuubi's body and locked herself in Shukaku's room. To get back at Kyuubi, She wrote this story. Unfortunately, another one of Jess's powers is that whatever she writes or daydreams about comes true. So what you are about to read will come true. Thank you for reading.~Jess
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Once upon a time, there was a scientist named Kyuubi. He was actually a fox in human form. He hated humans for no reason at all. He just wants them to be dead. So what does he do? Create a monster to destroy the human race.
"Humans are so pathetic. They don't know anything about the real world. But now, I would create life with these hands. God has created life. SO SHALL I!" Kyuubi yelled. He pulled a lever which sent electricity to the covered body. Within seconds, the body moved.
"It's alive, It's alive!!!" Kyuubi laughed.
"Would you stop with the yelling? It's giving me a headache!" The monster complained. The monster had blond hair and yellow eyes. It also had tanuki ears and tail.
"Aw man! I created an idiot. Guess I'll call you Shukaku." Kyuubi sighed, going to his room. Shukaku, however, took this chance to escape the home and go into the outside world. The streets were clean, the full moon shined in the midnight sky, and the smell of delicious food filled the air. Shukaku smirked as he went to a house with an open window. A large pepperoni pizza sat by the window. Shukaku grasped the pizza and ran.
"That was close!" Shukaku sighed with relief. He then ate the pizza, slice by slice. As he was doing so, he grew bigger and bigger. By the time Shukaku finished eating, he was fifty feet high. His stomach growled very loudly. Shukaku then went to other houses. He ate many exotic foods, grown in doing so.
Now we turn our attention to a castle up a high hill. A purple haired princess sat on the balcony. She watched the moon as she sighed. No one else was in the castle. Everyone there left on vacation and they never told the princess.
"I wish something will happen." The princess said. Suddenly, she found what she had been looking for. Across the village was a giant boy. A handsome giant boy. The princess yelled to get the boy's attention. Shukaku turned around and saw a beautiful and single princess. He ran to the castle immediately. He was the size of the castle itself.
"Hello, my name is Jessica." The princess introduced herself. Shukaku bowed in a noble way.
"Why hello Jessica. The name's Shukaku." He said. Jessica giggled.
"What are you doing in a boring village like this?" Jess asked.
"I'm rampaging through it. Every time I eat, I grow bigger. But it always makes me more hungry." Shukaku patted his large stomach. Jess looked at his yellow eyes and smiled.
"Mind if I tag along?"
"Okay, you can come with me." Shukaku picked up Jess and put her in his messy hair.
Meanwhile, Kyuubi woke up to find that his creation left the building. He called for his dim-witted assistant, Naruto.
"Naruto, release the hounds!" Kyuubi said.
"Shukaku ate them..."
"What about the guards?"
"He ate them too."
"Fine, we'll go after the idiot ourselves." Kyuubi marched outside. He went to the village and saw a terrible sight. Shukaku was playing with a human girl. Kyuubi was so upset, smoke came out of his ears.
"Baka, what are you doing!?" Kyuubi yelled.
"I was just-" Shukaku tried to explain.
"You were just making love with a human brat! Humans are disgusting and weak." Upon hearing that remark, Shukaku stopped.
"What did you just say?"
"I said humans are disgusting and weak." Kyuubi repeated himself. Shukaku cracked his knuckles with anger. He came closer to Kyuubi.
"Jess, close your eyes. You don't want to see this." Shukaku suggested. Jess closed her eyes. The sound of punching and kicking were heard. A giant burp ended the fight. Jess opened her eyes. Shukaku licked his fingers clean and used a toothpick to clean his fangs. It was the end for Kyuubi and the two lovers lived happily ever after.
~Jess
~Shukaku
