A long time ago, in the Hidden Leaf village, the most horrible monster roamed the streets. It was ten feet tall with yellow eyes and a thousand teeth. In the morning he would gobble up the ninjas who had missions to go to. In the afternoon, the be...
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Author's Note:I was off writing the next part to the story when mom told me to get off the computer. So this is made up in my head. To make a long story short, Jess listened to DK's words and said "SCREW YOU!" Then she went out of Kyuubi's body and locked herself in Shukaku's room. To get back at Kyuubi, She wrote this story. Unfortunately, another one of Jess's powers is that whatever she writes or daydreams about comes true. So what you are about to read will come true. Thank you for reading.~Jess
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Once upon a time, there was a scientist named Kyuubi. He was actually a fox in human form. He hated humans for no reason at all. He just wants them to be dead. So what does he do? Create a monster to destroy the human race.
"Humans are so pathetic. They don't know anything about the real world. But now, I would create life with these hands. God has created life. SO SHALL I!" Kyuubi yelled. He pulled a lever which sent electricity to the covered body. Within seconds, the body moved.
"It's alive, It's alive!!!" Kyuubi laughed.
"Would you stop with the yelling? It's giving me a headache!" The monster complained. The monster had blond hair and yellow eyes. It also had tanuki ears and tail.
"Aw man! I created an idiot. Guess I'll call you Shukaku." Kyuubi sighed, going to his room. Shukaku, however, took this chance to escape the home and go into the outside world. The streets were clean, the full moon shined in the midnight sky, and the smell of delicious food filled the air. Shukaku smirked as he went to a house with an open window. A large pepperoni pizza sat by the window. Shukaku grasped the pizza and ran.
"That was close!" Shukaku sighed with relief. He then ate the pizza, slice by slice. As he was doing so, he grew bigger and bigger. By the time Shukaku finished eating, he was fifty feet high. His stomach growled very loudly. Shukaku then went to other houses. He ate many exotic foods, grown in doing so.
Now we turn our attention to a castle up a high hill. A purple haired princess sat on the balcony. She watched the moon as she sighed. No one else was in the castle. Everyone there left on vacation and they never told the princess.
"I wish something will happen." The princess said. Suddenly, she found what she had been looking for. Across the village was a giant boy. A handsome giant boy. The princess yelled to get the boy's attention. Shukaku turned around and saw a beautiful and single princess. He ran to the castle immediately. He was the size of the castle itself.
"Hello, my name is Jessica." The princess introduced herself. Shukaku bowed in a noble way.
"Why hello Jessica. The name's Shukaku." He said. Jessica giggled.
"What are you doing in a boring village like this?" Jess asked.
"I'm rampaging through it. Every time I eat, I grow bigger. But it always makes me more hungry." Shukaku patted his large stomach. Jess looked at his yellow eyes and smiled.
"Mind if I tag along?"
"Okay, you can come with me." Shukaku picked up Jess and put her in his messy hair.
Meanwhile, Kyuubi woke up to find that his creation left the building. He called for his dim-witted assistant, Naruto.
"Naruto, release the hounds!" Kyuubi said.
"Shukaku ate them..."
"What about the guards?"
"He ate them too."
"Fine, we'll go after the idiot ourselves." Kyuubi marched outside. He went to the village and saw a terrible sight. Shukaku was playing with a human girl. Kyuubi was so upset, smoke came out of his ears.
"Baka, what are you doing!?" Kyuubi yelled.
"I was just-" Shukaku tried to explain.
"You were just making love with a human brat! Humans are disgusting and weak." Upon hearing that remark, Shukaku stopped.
"What did you just say?"
"I said humans are disgusting and weak." Kyuubi repeated himself. Shukaku cracked his knuckles with anger. He came closer to Kyuubi.
"Jess, close your eyes. You don't want to see this." Shukaku suggested. Jess closed her eyes. The sound of punching and kicking were heard. A giant burp ended the fight. Jess opened her eyes. Shukaku licked his fingers clean and used a toothpick to clean his fangs. It was the end for Kyuubi and the two lovers lived happily ever after.
~Jess
~Shukaku
Jess woke up peaceful inside the cage where Shukaku stayed and slept. As she opened her eyes, she first saw that the everyday objects were the size of skyscrapers. The bean bag chair was big, the book shelf was big, even the PlayStation 2 was big. Jess realised that she is in a world of giant demons.
"Good Morning, Jessy-Chan!" Shukaku awakened as well. He put Jess into red robes and decided to take a shower. He told Jess to visit the other demons except for the Biju king. Jess got out of Shukaku's cage and opened a door that had the number 2 on it. Inside, a giant girl with black hair and purple eyes was reading a magazine. Jess climbed up the bed and tapped on the girl's shoulder.
"Why hello there, little girl. What's your name?" The girl asked.
"My name is Jessica. I moved in just yesterday and I'm staying with Shukaku-Sensei." Jess bowed.
"My name is Neka. Don't be afraid. I know you are human. Come on, let's get you dressed up!" Neka went to her closet. She and Jess looked for decent clothes to wear. Finally, Neka found blue jeans and a purple shirt with pink sleeves for Jess to wear.
"Thanks Neka, see you later!" Jess waved to Neka as she opened door #3. Jess then fell into deep waters.
"Yuck, Salt water! Good thing I float..." Jess spat out the water. Suddenly, 3 huge, green tails shot out from the water.
"Please don't be a shark, please don't be a shark!" Jess pleaded. But it was only a giant turtle.
"Hey there. The name's Isonade. Tanuki-boy told me about you. You must of been really dirty. Let's clean you up." Isonade held up a scrubbing brush in one tail and some shampoo in the other. Before long, Jess was taking a bath while Isonade scrubbed her down.
"This is so embarrassing." Jess said as shampoo was poured into her short hair.
"It's not like anyone is going to read about this," Isonade scoffed. Then he looked at the reader with a raised eyebrow, "Besides, you smell great." By the time the bath was over, Jess smelled like lavender.
"Before you go, I will teach you how to walk on water. First you conjure up chakra in your feet, then you balance it on the water. Now you try." Isonade explained. Jess tried it and it worked at the first go. Jess waved goodbye to Isonade and headed to the next door. Jess was now inside an erupting volcano and a lava rock landed on Jess's curse mark. Jess screamed in pain.
"First I'm wet, and now I'm burning to death!" Jess yelled. A gong was hit and a green haired man with red eyes sat down.
"Soukou is my name. I predicted you would be here, Jess. Let's begin with Taijutsu training. Now, give me 100 push ups!!!" Soukou ordered. Jess fell to the ground and attempted to do push ups.
"You...are...not..the boss..of me!!!" Jess shouted.
"Double time!" Jess did the push-ups faster. Next, Jess had to run across lava using chakra.
"Run across lava, you must do...because scared of boiling am I!" Soukou pointed to the other side. Jess ran and ran. Finally Soukou taught Jess how to do Ninja Technique:Poison Fog. Jess thanked Soukou and dragged herself to the fifth door. The room was a soft and fluffy place and a giant boy with white hair and pale blue eyes.
"Hi Jess. My name is Houkou. Here you could rest since you lost some chakra." Houkou pointed to a giant, soft pillow. Jess dropped herself onto a pillow.
"Houkou, you and all the demons sure are big." Jess said.
"Usually we are human sized in the human world. But if the humans come in the Demon's realm, they turn really small. The biggest demon I know is Shukaku, no doubt." Houkou answered. Once Jess had a lot of chakra, she went on to door #6.
"Hi there. My name's Raijuu. Want some chocolate?" Raijuu greeted, handing Jess some yummy chocolate. Jess ate it all.
"Shukaku-San said that you are staying with him. That must be cool." Raijuu smiled. Jess nodded.
"I'm trying to stay until I am ready to go back to the Sand Village." Jess explained. Door #7 was under construction and Door #8 was on vacation, so Jess went to the final and ninth door. But when she opened it, a giant, black-haired man with red fox ears was holding knives in his hands. He threw one at Jess, but Jess dodged it and ran away.
"COME BACK HERE, B****!" The man ran after the tiny girl. Jess ran and ran straight to Shukaku's cage. Shukaku was ordering pizza when the man came back with a shot gun.
"Baka, where is she?" The man asked, "Where in the hell is the human child!? You know I don't like humans in the demons realm!" Shukaku held the demon down as Jess stared at the two.
"But teme, this isn't my fault!" Shukaku protested. Jess focused on Kyuubi's neck.
"Oh yeah? You make hell out of my life and if the child tells the humans, we'll be caught and des-AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Kyuubi choked. Jess was still looking at Kyuubi. Her eyes were mad and purple.
"Don't you EVER hurt my sensei or I will gladly kill you!!! Understand!?" Jess yelled. Kyuubi struggled to nod. Jess let go of Kyuubi and Kyuubi gasped for air. Jess's eyes turned back to blue.
"The child knows telekinesis? What next, She has the devil Misa inside her and that she is cursed?" Kyuubi asked, sarcastically. Shukaku nodded the truth. Kyuubi slapped his forehead.
"Jessy-Chan, this is Teme. He's real name is Kyuubi the Biju King." Shukaku pointed to the kitsune.
"Does he really have a stick up his butt?" Jess asked as she ate the crust of her giant pizza slice.
"THAT'S IT! LET ME AT HER!!!" Kyuubi screamed. Shukaku dragged Kyuubi out of the room as possible. Then he slammed the door and locked it. Jess finished her slice of the pizza. The pizza was so ginormous that when she was done, her jean button popped. Then Jess fell into the rest of the pie and ate it slowly.
"Okay, no more pizza for you." Shukaku grabbed Jess.
"But I want some more pizza!" Jess complained. She was always was obsessed with pizza. Shukaku smiled.
"Tell you what, if you can beat me in an eating contest, you can eat more pizza tonight." Jess agreed. Unfortunately, one of the curse mark rules states that Jess could win any battle except if Gaara and/or Shukaku was competing. As a result, Jess ate 5 pies while Shukaku ate 15 pies.
"Shukaku-sensei, I'm so stuffed!" Jess groaned. Her shirt was ripped open at the back and she had to take off her necklace in order to breath. Jess weighed herself on Shukaku's scale and found out she was 300 pounds.
I told you to stop didn't I? Keep this up and you'll be bigger than me. But you did get me cornered with all that fast eating!" Shukaku chuckled. Jess smiled and fell asleep easily.
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What do you think about this story? To tell you the truth, I love pizza so much and Jess does too. But when she was younger, she ate it a lot every single night. True story...
~Jess
~Shukaku
To them, it was just a regular day; You go to school, have fun, eat, love, and sleep. But this wasn't just one ordinary day. It all started with a game of soccer...
"Pass the ball!" A kid kicked a ball to his teammate. Gaara and Jess were playing on the swings as four boys played soccer. Gaara was too afraid to ask to play. Suddenly, one boy kicked the ball too high and the ball fell on top of a high building.
"I don't know any wall climbing jutsu, do you?" One boy asked another. Then, the purple-haired girl attempted to get the ball by climbing the steep wall. Somehow, she made it at the top and grabbed the ball. But then Jess tripped and fell in mid-air. Her body was about to crack until Gaara broke the fall with his sand. The kids who were watching gulped.
"It's okay Gaara. Go ask." Jess gave the ball to Gaara. Gaara hesitated before doing so and by looking down, he held up the ball.
"Here." He said simply. The boys' eye were bugged out.
"Come on guys, let's get out before the freaks kill us!" The leader of the group whispered. Jess heard it clearly. Her eyes tightened. Her mind was focused on the boy's arm. Suddenly, the arm twisted itself. The boy screamed in agony. Everyone was running away from Gaara, thinking that he done it.
"Wait! Don't go away!" Gaara yelled. His sand shot up from the ground and grabbed the gang's legs, one by one. Gaara looked down in a crazed way.
"Please...I don't want to be lonely anymore..." Gaara muttered to himself, "Never again!"
"Stop it please!" The gang leader crossed his arms. But a medic chunin received the blow...
"Stop Gaara-sama! You can't do this!" The chunin was...
"Yashamaru..." Gaara sulked. The sand finally stopped.
Later that evening, Gaara held a knife near his arm. He almost ct himself but the sand protected him.
"Gaara..." Yashamaru called the red head.
[With Jess]
Jess didn't understand it. She thought about twisting the kid's arm and then she did it psychically. Gaara walked towards her with a brown bag.
"So what did you talk about with Yashamaru?" Jess asked.
"About pain and love. Also we're going to heal someone." Gaara held up the medicine. Jess nodded, following Gaara. When they reached the house, Gaara knocked. The brown haired kid from the playground opened the door. He panicked.
"Sorry for what I've done. It must have hurt really bad. I got you some medicine if you want..." Gaara held up the bag. The boy frowned.
"Go home, Monster!" The boy slammed the door. Jess was jumping around.
"Hey, that's not nice! Come over here so I can punch you!" Jess shook her fists. Gaara had to drag her down with sand. As the two friends were walking, a drunkard bumped into them with two bottles of sake.
"Watch where you going, brat! Huh-? You're that kid..." The man stuttered. Gaara's eyes widened. Sand swirled around, killing the guy and one bottle of sake. They other bottle Gaara kept for later. Once at the rooftop, Gaara looked at himself.
"It still doesn't work. Nobody likes me...why do I have to be a monster. What am I!?" Gaara wept into his hands. Jess was crying too.
"Don't worry. Everything will-OWWWWW!" Jess screamed in pain. Someone bit her ankle hard. She fainted and a pale man with black hair picked her up.
"What are you doing!?" Gaara yelled at the man, "Who are you?"
"My name is Orochimaru. I'm taking Jess for her body. If you want her, come and get me!" Orochimaru ran away. Gaara was about to chase him when kunai was shot near his back. The sand came to protect...
15 minutes later...
Gaara stood there, panting. His forehead bleed with the word love. He didn't care about anything else. He still wanted to find his mate; Jessica. He roared loudly as he transformed and grew. He ran across the rooftops like a maniac.
"Mate, where are you?" Gaara yelled. He still couldn't find Jess or Orochimaru. Suddenly, explosive tags hit Gaara's arm. It exploded, but Gaara still lived.
"Gaara of the Sand, you are under arrest under Kazekage's orders." The ANBU commanded. Gaara crushed them with sand and ate them. He then went to fall asleep. I know that you know what happens next...
"Yo Sand Village!" Shukaku roared, "Where in the hell is my mate!? If you don't tell me, I'll eat everyone here. Any answers?" The only thing making a sound was a cricket chirping. What happened after that I can't repeat. It was full of blood and horror. More than half of the villagers were eaten alive or dead. Shukaku smiled and hiccuped at his successful rampage, but he was more concerned about Jess.
"Shukaku, you better stop or we will seal you in the teapot again!" The Kazekage finally came.
"No, not until I get my mate back! I knew you were the one trying to kill my jinchuuriki, you were the one who tried to kill Karura. You were the one who told Orochimaru to come here. I will not rest. Give me my mate or give me death!" Shukaku yelled, getting bigger and furious.The kazekage snapped his fingers and in a flash, Shukaku was stuck inside the teapot again.
"Let me out, Let me out! I want my mate. Jessica, Jessica, JESSICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" Shukaku screamed. After an hour of screaming, Shukaku gave up and went back inside Gaara. But soon enough, the two mates will reunite.
~Jess
~Shukaku
The seuel to Two Mates Find Love
Disclaimer:I do not own Naruto or theOtaku. If I did, I would be sued by now...
~SandLover13(Jess)
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Kankuro couldn't eat for a week. Not that he can because all the week's food was somehow eaten at night. But Kankuro didn't want to. He was too busy thinking about the nightmare with Gaara last week. He wanted to tell everyone about it. About what HE saw with his own eyes.
In the hallway upstairs, Gaara and Jess played hide and seek. Gaara was the seeker.
"I have never played hide and seek before..." Gaara thought to himself.
"You've never played before..." Shukaku scoffed.
"Well it's a first time for everything." Gaara said back. Then he counted, "One, Two, ThirdEyeJutsu, Three, Four..." He activated his Third Eye jutsu to see Jess hiding in a closet. He finished counting and found Jess in two seconds flat.
"You found me!" Jess giggled happily. She loved playing with Gaara. He was the only one who ever noticed her. Nothing could possibly ruin this day.
"Kids, We are going camping tonight! Kankuro gave the idea." Yashamaru said proudly. Kankuro smirked evilly as his plan was coming to effect.
"Jess, what's camping?" Gaara asked.
"It's like our slumber party only outside," Jess answered. Gaara gave a huge sigh of relief.
"Good, because your bedroom was very small!" Shukaku complained in the 6 year old's head. Everyone packed their two week night trip to the desert. They were all excited. But once out in the desert, everyone was thristy near sunset.
"Hey Gaara," Kankuro called for Gaara, "You can have this cool drink." Kankuro passed Gaara a sake bottle. Gaara thanked him and went to be with Jess. He waited until everyone else was asleep to drink the sake and sleep next to Jess.
"Wow, this stuff tastes-" Gaara began to say.
"Awesome!?" Shukaku interrupted.
"I was going to say Good, but that works too." Gaara argued. He finished the sake down, then hugged Jess in his sleep. Jess did the same thing to Gaara.
Hearts were beating out of their ribcages in the intesifying heat of love in the air. As always whenever Gaara sleeps, he transformed half of himself into Shukaku the Sand Spirit. But tonight was different. Gaara's eyes flashed both yellow, he was blushing and every tooth in his mouth was now razor sharp fangs. Jess woke up happy to the transforming of Possessed Gaara. Gaara, now drunk, hiccuped in delight of seeing Jess. He picked up Jess with amazing strength and triwled her around and around from side to side. Neither of them knew that Kankuro was taping this all in a video camara.
"So, *hic* what do you want to do first, Jessy-Chan?" Gaara asked.
"First let's get you something to eat. You must be starving!" Jess said. Gaara carried her into the Sand Village and into an abandon buffet.
"Hn, the foods still here and it's still fresh. What's going on?" Jess said to herself. Kankuro was looking at the couple in a dark corner. At last, Gaara grew to 15 feet, 8 tons. He was so happy. Out of all the other people, Jess was the one who stayed. She didn't runaway or got scared whenever he was around. As he and Jess looked around at the small shops, he spotted something. He quickly bought it and gave it to Jess.
"Gaara, what is this?" Jess pointed at the red and black technology.
"The salesperson said that this is an IPod. You play music in it."
"Oh," Jess said in discovery. Then she tried out the songs in it, "Oh my gosh! Screw the CD player, this IPod rocks!" She went to the Music store to get a guitar and other musical things. Once all the shopping was done, the two friends went on top of the roof to see the full moon together.
"Gee, the moon looks beautiful tonight." Jess looked up in the sky.
"But not as beautiful as you, Jess." Gaara blushed. Jess smiled. Suddenly, the roof door fell open.
"Ah-HA!" Kankuro said pointing at the couple. But before Jess noticed him, Gaara's huge tail slammed Kankuro and the door closed. Gaara growled playfully as he gave his first opening thrust. Jess recieved them one by one, not knowing what it meant.
"My mate....My mate so hot..." Gaara cooed Jess to a romantic sleep. Then he went on a carefree rampage. But most villagers would believe that enemy ninja must have done it. So Gaara wasn't blamed. For the next 5 days, Gaara and Jess did everything they always do over and over again. On the last day of camping, Kankuro had all the material he needed to show his father.
When Jess waited Gaara to transform again this last night outside the Kazekage's mansion, she suddenly had a horrible vision, She named this jutsu the ForeSight Jutsu. This jusu can allow the user to see in the future. Gaara woke up as big and drunk as ever.
"What's Autism?" Jess asked before their so called 'fun' got started.
"Why do you *hic* ask?" Gaara wanted to know.
"I had seen the future. And your father really hates me. He called me an autistic brat." Jess started to cry. Gaara hugged her gentlynad rocked her back and forth like a mother rocking a baby to sleep.
"How about you get us some food. I'll be right back." Gaara teleported near the Kazekage's mansion. Yashamaru and the Kazekage were talking Gaara use his Tanuki ears to hear everything.
"But Kazekage-Sama! Jess didn't do anything wrong. She's too young."
"Oh yeah, Yashamaru? Kankuro gave me a disturbing video today. All I'm saying is when that girl comes here, you yell and hit her hard."
"Still why!?!"
"The truth is, I don't keep autistic brats in this household!" Gaara gasped at what his father had said. That was Jess's vision. Without one word and just kept this to himself, Gaara teleported back to where Jess was. She was running away from a notorious gang of bikers.
"Help meeeeee!" Jess screamed.
"Come back here, you stupid brat!" The gang yelled. Gaara used his tail to trip up the gang. Then he crossed his arms. The gang looked up at the giant monster and ran away. But Gaara didn't care about that. He cared about Jess.
"Are you *hic* okay?" Gaara asked, picking up Jess like she was a broken doll.
"I'm fine Gaara. No need to worry!" Jess said, staring up at Gaara. Gaara smiled, "Also I got all the food we need tonight."
"Huzzah *hic* for that!XD" Gaara nearly laughed. The two 6 year olds gobbled everything in sight until none was left in the Sand Village. Gaara was now 50 feet, 100 tons. For the remainder of the night, as tanukis are wont to do, Gaara and Jess
did the Tanuki drum belly dance together under the great full moon. Pla-Bonga! Pla-Bonga!
How do you like this one? Please comment!
~Jess
