Gaara the Drunkard:A sequel

The seuel to Two Mates Find Love
Disclaimer:I do not own Naruto or theOtaku. If I did, I would be sued by now...
~SandLover13(Jess)
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Kankuro couldn't eat for a week. Not that he can because all the week's food was somehow eaten at night. But Kankuro didn't want to. He was too busy thinking about the nightmare with Gaara last week. He wanted to tell everyone about it. About what HE saw with his own eyes.

In the hallway upstairs, Gaara and Jess played hide and seek. Gaara was the seeker.

"I have never played hide and seek before..." Gaara thought to himself.

"You've never played before..." Shukaku scoffed.

"Well it's a first time for everything." Gaara said back. Then he counted, "One, Two, ThirdEyeJutsu, Three, Four..." He activated his Third Eye jutsu to see Jess hiding in a closet. He finished counting and found Jess in two seconds flat.

"You found me!" Jess giggled happily. She loved playing with Gaara. He was the only one who ever noticed her. Nothing could possibly ruin this day.

"Kids, We are going camping tonight! Kankuro gave the idea." Yashamaru said proudly. Kankuro smirked evilly as his plan was coming to effect.

"Jess, what's camping?" Gaara asked.

"It's like our slumber party only outside," Jess answered. Gaara gave a huge sigh of relief.

"Good, because your bedroom was very small!" Shukaku complained in the 6 year old's head. Everyone packed their two week night trip to the desert. They were all excited. But once out in the desert, everyone was thristy near sunset.

"Hey Gaara," Kankuro called for Gaara, "You can have this cool drink." Kankuro passed Gaara a sake bottle. Gaara thanked him and went to be with Jess. He waited until everyone else was asleep to drink the sake and sleep next to Jess.

"Wow, this stuff tastes-" Gaara began to say.

"Awesome!?" Shukaku interrupted.

"I was going to say Good, but that works too." Gaara argued. He finished the sake down, then hugged Jess in his sleep. Jess did the same thing to Gaara.

Hearts were beating out of their ribcages in the intesifying heat of love in the air. As always whenever Gaara sleeps, he transformed half of himself into Shukaku the Sand Spirit. But tonight was different. Gaara's eyes flashed both yellow, he was blushing and every tooth in his mouth was now razor sharp fangs. Jess woke up happy to the transforming of Possessed Gaara. Gaara, now drunk, hiccuped in delight of seeing Jess. He picked up Jess with amazing strength and triwled her around and around from side to side. Neither of them knew that Kankuro was taping this all in a video camara.

"So, *hic* what do you want to do first, Jessy-Chan?" Gaara asked.

"First let's get you something to eat. You must be starving!" Jess said. Gaara carried her into the Sand Village and into an abandon buffet.

"Hn, the foods still here and it's still fresh. What's going on?" Jess said to herself. Kankuro was looking at the couple in a dark corner. At last, Gaara grew to 15 feet, 8 tons. He was so happy. Out of all the other people, Jess was the one who stayed. She didn't runaway or got scared whenever he was around. As he and Jess looked around at the small shops, he spotted something. He quickly bought it and gave it to Jess.

"Gaara, what is this?" Jess pointed at the red and black technology.

"The salesperson said that this is an IPod. You play music in it."

"Oh," Jess said in discovery. Then she tried out the songs in it, "Oh my gosh! Screw the CD player, this IPod rocks!" She went to the Music store to get a guitar and other musical things. Once all the shopping was done, the two friends went on top of the roof to see the full moon together.

"Gee, the moon looks beautiful tonight." Jess looked up in the sky.

"But not as beautiful as you, Jess." Gaara blushed. Jess smiled. Suddenly, the roof door fell open.

"Ah-HA!" Kankuro said pointing at the couple. But before Jess noticed him, Gaara's huge tail slammed Kankuro and the door closed. Gaara growled playfully as he gave his first opening thrust. Jess recieved them one by one, not knowing what it meant.

"My mate....My mate so hot..." Gaara cooed Jess to a romantic sleep. Then he went on a carefree rampage. But most villagers would believe that enemy ninja must have done it. So Gaara wasn't blamed. For the next 5 days, Gaara and Jess did everything they always do over and over again. On the last day of camping, Kankuro had all the material he needed to show his father.

When Jess waited Gaara to transform again this last night outside the Kazekage's mansion, she suddenly had a horrible vision, She named this jutsu the ForeSight Jutsu. This jusu can allow the user to see in the future. Gaara woke up as big and drunk as ever.

"What's Autism?" Jess asked before their so called 'fun' got started.

"Why do you *hic* ask?" Gaara wanted to know.

"I had seen the future. And your father really hates me. He called me an autistic brat." Jess started to cry. Gaara hugged her gentlynad rocked her back and forth like a mother rocking a baby to sleep.

"How about you get us some food. I'll be right back." Gaara teleported near the Kazekage's mansion. Yashamaru and the Kazekage were talking Gaara use his Tanuki ears to hear everything.

"But Kazekage-Sama! Jess didn't do anything wrong. She's too young."

"Oh yeah, Yashamaru? Kankuro gave me a disturbing video today. All I'm saying is when that girl comes here, you yell and hit her hard."

"Still why!?!"

"The truth is, I don't keep autistic brats in this household!" Gaara gasped at what his father had said. That was Jess's vision. Without one word and just kept this to himself, Gaara teleported back to where Jess was. She was running away from a notorious gang of bikers.

"Help meeeeee!" Jess screamed.

"Come back here, you stupid brat!" The gang yelled. Gaara used his tail to trip up the gang. Then he crossed his arms. The gang looked up at the giant monster and ran away. But Gaara didn't care about that. He cared about Jess.

"Are you *hic* okay?" Gaara asked, picking up Jess like she was a broken doll.

"I'm fine Gaara. No need to worry!" Jess said, staring up at Gaara. Gaara smiled, "Also I got all the food we need tonight."

"Huzzah *hic* for that!XD" Gaara nearly laughed. The two 6 year olds gobbled everything in sight until none was left in the Sand Village. Gaara was now 50 feet, 100 tons. For the remainder of the night, as tanukis are wont to do, Gaara and Jess
did the Tanuki drum belly dance together under the great full moon. Pla-Bonga! Pla-Bonga!

How do you like this one? Please comment!

~Jess

Fiction: 10/12/08 | By: SandLover13 | 2 comments | Naruto | Tags: drunk, gaara, jess, kankuro, oc, past, shukaku