The Legendary Nine and a Sneak Peek at Pizza

Jess woke up peaceful inside the cage where Shukaku stayed and slept. As she opened her eyes, she first saw that the everyday objects were the size of skyscrapers. The bean bag chair was big, the book shelf was big, even the PlayStation 2 was big. Jess realised that she is in a world of giant demons.

"Good Morning, Jessy-Chan!" Shukaku awakened as well. He put Jess into red robes and decided to take a shower. He told Jess to visit the other demons except for the Biju king. Jess got out of Shukaku's cage and opened a door that had the number 2 on it. Inside, a giant girl with black hair and purple eyes was reading a magazine. Jess climbed up the bed and tapped on the girl's shoulder.

"Why hello there, little girl. What's your name?" The girl asked.

"My name is Jessica. I moved in just yesterday and I'm staying with Shukaku-Sensei." Jess bowed.

"My name is Neka. Don't be afraid. I know you are human. Come on, let's get you dressed up!" Neka went to her closet. She and Jess looked for decent clothes to wear. Finally, Neka found blue jeans and a purple shirt with pink sleeves for Jess to wear.

"Thanks Neka, see you later!" Jess waved to Neka as she opened door #3. Jess then fell into deep waters.

"Yuck, Salt water! Good thing I float..." Jess spat out the water. Suddenly, 3 huge, green tails shot out from the water.

"Please don't be a shark, please don't be a shark!" Jess pleaded. But it was only a giant turtle.

"Hey there. The name's Isonade. Tanuki-boy told me about you. You must of been really dirty. Let's clean you up." Isonade held up a scrubbing brush in one tail and some shampoo in the other. Before long, Jess was taking a bath while Isonade scrubbed her down.

"This is so embarrassing." Jess said as shampoo was poured into her short hair.

"It's not like anyone is going to read about this," Isonade scoffed. Then he looked at the reader with a raised eyebrow, "Besides, you smell great." By the time the bath was over, Jess smelled like lavender.

"Before you go, I will teach you how to walk on water. First you conjure up chakra in your feet, then you balance it on the water. Now you try." Isonade explained. Jess tried it and it worked at the first go. Jess waved goodbye to Isonade and headed to the next door. Jess was now inside an erupting volcano and a lava rock landed on Jess's curse mark. Jess screamed in pain.

"First I'm wet, and now I'm burning to death!" Jess yelled. A gong was hit and a green haired man with red eyes sat down.

"Soukou is my name. I predicted you would be here, Jess. Let's begin with Taijutsu training. Now, give me 100 push ups!!!" Soukou ordered. Jess fell to the ground and attempted to do push ups.

"You...are...not..the boss..of me!!!" Jess shouted.

"Double time!" Jess did the push-ups faster. Next, Jess had to run across lava using chakra.

"Run across lava, you must do...because scared of boiling am I!" Soukou pointed to the other side. Jess ran and ran. Finally Soukou taught Jess how to do Ninja Technique:Poison Fog. Jess thanked Soukou and dragged herself to the fifth door. The room was a soft and fluffy place and a giant boy with white hair and pale blue eyes.

"Hi Jess. My name is Houkou. Here you could rest since you lost some chakra." Houkou pointed to a giant, soft pillow. Jess dropped herself onto a pillow.

"Houkou, you and all the demons sure are big." Jess said.

"Usually we are human sized in the human world. But if the humans come in the Demon's realm, they turn really small. The biggest demon I know is Shukaku, no doubt." Houkou answered. Once Jess had a lot of chakra, she went on to door #6.

"Hi there. My name's Raijuu. Want some chocolate?" Raijuu greeted, handing Jess some yummy chocolate. Jess ate it all.

"Shukaku-San said that you are staying with him. That must be cool." Raijuu smiled. Jess nodded.

"I'm trying to stay until I am ready to go back to the Sand Village." Jess explained. Door #7 was under construction and Door #8 was on vacation, so Jess went to the final and ninth door. But when she opened it, a giant, black-haired man with red fox ears was holding knives in his hands. He threw one at Jess, but Jess dodged it and ran away.

"COME BACK HERE, B****!" The man ran after the tiny girl. Jess ran and ran straight to Shukaku's cage. Shukaku was ordering pizza when the man came back with a shot gun.

"Baka, where is she?" The man asked, "Where in the hell is the human child!? You know I don't like humans in the demons realm!" Shukaku held the demon down as Jess stared at the two.

"But teme, this isn't my fault!" Shukaku protested. Jess focused on Kyuubi's neck.

"Oh yeah? You make hell out of my life and if the child tells the humans, we'll be caught and des-AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Kyuubi choked. Jess was still looking at Kyuubi. Her eyes were mad and purple.

"Don't you EVER hurt my sensei or I will gladly kill you!!! Understand!?" Jess yelled. Kyuubi struggled to nod. Jess let go of Kyuubi and Kyuubi gasped for air. Jess's eyes turned back to blue.

"The child knows telekinesis? What next, She has the devil Misa inside her and that she is cursed?" Kyuubi asked, sarcastically. Shukaku nodded the truth. Kyuubi slapped his forehead.

"Jessy-Chan, this is Teme. He's real name is Kyuubi the Biju King." Shukaku pointed to the kitsune.

"Does he really have a stick up his butt?" Jess asked as she ate the crust of her giant pizza slice.

"THAT'S IT! LET ME AT HER!!!" Kyuubi screamed. Shukaku dragged Kyuubi out of the room as possible. Then he slammed the door and locked it. Jess finished her slice of the pizza. The pizza was so ginormous that when she was done, her jean button popped. Then Jess fell into the rest of the pie and ate it slowly.

"Okay, no more pizza for you." Shukaku grabbed Jess.

"But I want some more pizza!" Jess complained. She was always was obsessed with pizza. Shukaku smiled.

"Tell you what, if you can beat me in an eating contest, you can eat more pizza tonight." Jess agreed. Unfortunately, one of the curse mark rules states that Jess could win any battle except if Gaara and/or Shukaku was competing. As a result, Jess ate 5 pies while Shukaku ate 15 pies.

"Shukaku-sensei, I'm so stuffed!" Jess groaned. Her shirt was ripped open at the back and she had to take off her necklace in order to breath. Jess weighed herself on Shukaku's scale and found out she was 300 pounds.

I told you to stop didn't I? Keep this up and you'll be bigger than me. But you did get me cornered with all that fast eating!" Shukaku chuckled. Jess smiled and fell asleep easily.
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What do you think about this story? To tell you the truth, I love pizza so much and Jess does too. But when she was younger, she ate it a lot every single night. True story...

~Jess
~Shukaku

Fiction: 12/25/08 | By: SandLover13 | 8 comments | Naruto | Tags: demons, jess, kyuubi, legendary, nine, shukaku