Kyuubi stormed into the room.
"I came as soon as I could. Where is she?" Kyuubi said. Raijuu and Shukaku pointed to Jess.
"Now listen to me, if you want Gaara and Shukaku to love you, you have to be thinner and slimmer. How about not eating?" Kyuubi suggested.
"So I can be as anorexic as oyu? No thanks." Jess turned away.
"Why you little squirt! Come here and fight like a man!" Kyuubi cracked his knuckles.
"Sadly, we are not all men."
"I WANT TO KILL HER!!!!" Kyuubi yelled. Raijuu and Shukaku held Kyuubi down.
"That's it, I give up! She is just as annoying and unrealistic as you are!" Kyuubi ranted. Shukaku had an idea.
"Teme, you are a genious!" Shukaku screamed with joy. He ran to get something.
To be continued...
~Jess
~Shukaku
So that everyone is clear, Shukaku is bold. Why? Because I want to!
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Shukaku paced back and forth, waiting for one of his friends to come.
"Hey Shukaku-San, what's up?" Raijuu said.
"It's Jess. She is eating WAY too much. Last night, she weighed 300 pounds. We got to stop her!" Shukaku panicked.
"Don't worry, I have everything under control. Where is Jess?" Raijuu said, determined. Shukaku led him to where Jess was. Jess was sitting on the table, trying to put on her jeans. But the jeans didn't fit her anymore.
"Darn it, the jeans don't fit. Well, better get something to eat." Jess put down the jeans. Raijuu walked to Jess.
"Instead of eating pizza, how about chocolate or maybe excersising?" Raijuu gave Jess chocolate. Jess looked at the chocolate.
[4 minutes later...]
"Jess ate my chocolates!" Raijuu sobbed. Jess burped.
"I'm sorry, Raijuu-kun. The chocolate tasted so good!" Jess apologized.
"I thought you had everything under control..." Shukaku sighed.
To be continued...
~Jess
~Shukaku
Jess woke up peaceful inside the cage where Shukaku stayed and slept. As she opened her eyes, she first saw that the everyday objects were the size of skyscrapers. The bean bag chair was big, the book shelf was big, even the PlayStation 2 was big. Jess realised that she is in a world of giant demons.
"Good Morning, Jessy-Chan!" Shukaku awakened as well. He put Jess into red robes and decided to take a shower. He told Jess to visit the other demons except for the Biju king. Jess got out of Shukaku's cage and opened a door that had the number 2 on it. Inside, a giant girl with black hair and purple eyes was reading a magazine. Jess climbed up the bed and tapped on the girl's shoulder.
"Why hello there, little girl. What's your name?" The girl asked.
"My name is Jessica. I moved in just yesterday and I'm staying with Shukaku-Sensei." Jess bowed.
"My name is Neka. Don't be afraid. I know you are human. Come on, let's get you dressed up!" Neka went to her closet. She and Jess looked for decent clothes to wear. Finally, Neka found blue jeans and a purple shirt with pink sleeves for Jess to wear.
"Thanks Neka, see you later!" Jess waved to Neka as she opened door #3. Jess then fell into deep waters.
"Yuck, Salt water! Good thing I float..." Jess spat out the water. Suddenly, 3 huge, green tails shot out from the water.
"Please don't be a shark, please don't be a shark!" Jess pleaded. But it was only a giant turtle.
"Hey there. The name's Isonade. Tanuki-boy told me about you. You must of been really dirty. Let's clean you up." Isonade held up a scrubbing brush in one tail and some shampoo in the other. Before long, Jess was taking a bath while Isonade scrubbed her down.
"This is so embarrassing." Jess said as shampoo was poured into her short hair.
"It's not like anyone is going to read about this," Isonade scoffed. Then he looked at the reader with a raised eyebrow, "Besides, you smell great." By the time the bath was over, Jess smelled like lavender.
"Before you go, I will teach you how to walk on water. First you conjure up chakra in your feet, then you balance it on the water. Now you try." Isonade explained. Jess tried it and it worked at the first go. Jess waved goodbye to Isonade and headed to the next door. Jess was now inside an erupting volcano and a lava rock landed on Jess's curse mark. Jess screamed in pain.
"First I'm wet, and now I'm burning to death!" Jess yelled. A gong was hit and a green haired man with red eyes sat down.
"Soukou is my name. I predicted you would be here, Jess. Let's begin with Taijutsu training. Now, give me 100 push ups!!!" Soukou ordered. Jess fell to the ground and attempted to do push ups.
"You...are...not..the boss..of me!!!" Jess shouted.
"Double time!" Jess did the push-ups faster. Next, Jess had to run across lava using chakra.
"Run across lava, you must do...because scared of boiling am I!" Soukou pointed to the other side. Jess ran and ran. Finally Soukou taught Jess how to do Ninja Technique:Poison Fog. Jess thanked Soukou and dragged herself to the fifth door. The room was a soft and fluffy place and a giant boy with white hair and pale blue eyes.
"Hi Jess. My name is Houkou. Here you could rest since you lost some chakra." Houkou pointed to a giant, soft pillow. Jess dropped herself onto a pillow.
"Houkou, you and all the demons sure are big." Jess said.
"Usually we are human sized in the human world. But if the humans come in the Demon's realm, they turn really small. The biggest demon I know is Shukaku, no doubt." Houkou answered. Once Jess had a lot of chakra, she went on to door #6.
"Hi there. My name's Raijuu. Want some chocolate?" Raijuu greeted, handing Jess some yummy chocolate. Jess ate it all.
"Shukaku-San said that you are staying with him. That must be cool." Raijuu smiled. Jess nodded.
"I'm trying to stay until I am ready to go back to the Sand Village." Jess explained. Door #7 was under construction and Door #8 was on vacation, so Jess went to the final and ninth door. But when she opened it, a giant, black-haired man with red fox ears was holding knives in his hands. He threw one at Jess, but Jess dodged it and ran away.
"COME BACK HERE, B****!" The man ran after the tiny girl. Jess ran and ran straight to Shukaku's cage. Shukaku was ordering pizza when the man came back with a shot gun.
"Baka, where is she?" The man asked, "Where in the hell is the human child!? You know I don't like humans in the demons realm!" Shukaku held the demon down as Jess stared at the two.
"But teme, this isn't my fault!" Shukaku protested. Jess focused on Kyuubi's neck.
"Oh yeah? You make hell out of my life and if the child tells the humans, we'll be caught and des-AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Kyuubi choked. Jess was still looking at Kyuubi. Her eyes were mad and purple.
"Don't you EVER hurt my sensei or I will gladly kill you!!! Understand!?" Jess yelled. Kyuubi struggled to nod. Jess let go of Kyuubi and Kyuubi gasped for air. Jess's eyes turned back to blue.
"The child knows telekinesis? What next, She has the devil Misa inside her and that she is cursed?" Kyuubi asked, sarcastically. Shukaku nodded the truth. Kyuubi slapped his forehead.
"Jessy-Chan, this is Teme. He's real name is Kyuubi the Biju King." Shukaku pointed to the kitsune.
"Does he really have a stick up his butt?" Jess asked as she ate the crust of her giant pizza slice.
"THAT'S IT! LET ME AT HER!!!" Kyuubi screamed. Shukaku dragged Kyuubi out of the room as possible. Then he slammed the door and locked it. Jess finished her slice of the pizza. The pizza was so ginormous that when she was done, her jean button popped. Then Jess fell into the rest of the pie and ate it slowly.
"Okay, no more pizza for you." Shukaku grabbed Jess.
"But I want some more pizza!" Jess complained. She was always was obsessed with pizza. Shukaku smiled.
"Tell you what, if you can beat me in an eating contest, you can eat more pizza tonight." Jess agreed. Unfortunately, one of the curse mark rules states that Jess could win any battle except if Gaara and/or Shukaku was competing. As a result, Jess ate 5 pies while Shukaku ate 15 pies.
"Shukaku-sensei, I'm so stuffed!" Jess groaned. Her shirt was ripped open at the back and she had to take off her necklace in order to breath. Jess weighed herself on Shukaku's scale and found out she was 300 pounds.
I told you to stop didn't I? Keep this up and you'll be bigger than me. But you did get me cornered with all that fast eating!" Shukaku chuckled. Jess smiled and fell asleep easily.
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What do you think about this story? To tell you the truth, I love pizza so much and Jess does too. But when she was younger, she ate it a lot every single night. True story...
~Jess
~Shukaku
What was Jess doing during this time? She was alone in the darkness. Orochimaru told her that she was cursed. But she didn't believe him. Jess walked around when she came across a city called Shadow Opolis. She saw a sign that said there was a singing contest and the winner will get one million dollars and a chance to meet one of the Legendary 9.
"Cool! With that money, I could get out of here. Transform!" Jess put a hand sign up and transformed into a super-fast hedgehog. She ran straight into the contest.
Jess stopped inside a huge room. Half of the room is separated by large cage bars. The whole floor was sandy, the other half of the room was dark, and there was a whole line of people singing. A large figure stood inside the cage. At everyone who was bad at singing, the figure would grab the person, and then a large gulping sound was heard.
"Okay, here I go!" Jess said in excitement. Suddenly a guard stopped her.
"Where are you going, runt?" The guard said, grabbing Jess by the collar.
"I wanna sing! I wanna sing!" Jess chanted. The figure looked at the two with yellow eyes.
"Okay, nobody leaves until ALL contestants sing!!!" The figure yelled, closing the door and eating the key. Before long, all contestants were gulped down. The only one left in the room was Jess. She was playing with her purple hair. She looked up and walked up to the figure.
Jess:Put your sneakers on, Put your sneakers on
We're going' dancing' all night long
I got somewhere to be, I want you to come with me
See I've put my sneakers on, Cause I'm gonna keep dancing'
After they all go home
So are you ready? Did you eat? Do you have the energy?
Are you reloaded? Are you able to stay on your feet?
Don't want you passing out after a couple hours of beats…
We're keep going, And going, And going, Yeah, Cause
Basically what we're gonna do is dance
Basically what we're gonna do is dance
Basically what we're gonna do is dance
It will come easily when you hear the beat, oh
Basically what we're gonna do is dance
Basically what we're gonna do is dance
All you gotta do is take a chance
Yeah that's right, it's sneaker night
So now they're closing, Close it up,
Shut it down, go home now
But this far from the end, Second round, Ding,
It's about to begin
Cause I got comfortable full
Where the weather is nice
So let's take it outside
The… slam, hands clap
And the beat box, and it's all right
Basically what we're gonna do is dance
Basically what we're gonna do is dance
Basically what we're gonna do is dance
It will come easily when you hear the beat, oh
Basically what we're gonna do is dance
Basically what we're gonna do is dance
Don't you even worry about other plans
Yeah, that's right it's sneaker night!
When the sun goes down, Oh we wake up
I got no sleep. Ha! No need
No compliment staying awake
When the beat is like an earthquake
We're unstoppable, we're uncontrollable
Just admit it, You can't stop it, It's addictive
Basically what we're gonna do is dance
Basically what we're gonna do is dance
Basically what we're gonna do is dance
It will come easily when you hear the beat, oh
Basically what we're gonna do is dance
Basically what we're gonna do is dance
Put your sneakers on… Let's go all night long…
When Jess finished singing, the figure clapped loudly.
"That was great! Encore!" The figure cheered. Suddenly, Jess's necklace started to glow. The necklace pulled Jess toward the figure. The figure had blond hair and yellow eyes.
"You look familiar..." Jess wondered.
"The name's Shukaku. I'm the one who's inside Gaara." Shukaku introduced himself. At the word Gaara, Jess climbed up to Shukaku's face and hugged it.
"Hooray, I finally found you! What were you doing while I was gone?" Jess asked.
"I was so worried about you that I ate half of the Sand village. Once I got back here, I was so angry, I've gone cannibal. Now that I found you, I'm couldn't eat another bite." Shukaku explained, patting his stomach.
"So you are one of the Legendary 9. Does that mean you are my sensei?" Jess looked up. Shukaku nodded.
"This is so...AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!>XD" Jess screamed with joy. She then fall down to sleep.
"Sweet dreams...my mate." Shukaku kissed Jess good night. A happy ending...or is it?
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Here's the 4th of the series. Do y'all like it?
~Jess
~Shukaku
Christmas was close to arrival. Everyone was jolly and happy of this celebration, but we turn our heads to a lone home. No Christmas decorations, no Christmas tree, nothing... it was just bare.
Inside we find a lone sand ninja, who we all should know, moving boxes and paperwork. He wasn't happy, in fact, he was upset. Why he was stuck doing all this, he had no idea. For him, it was even more difficult from the cold temperature in the room. It was chilling his fingers like it was Halloween again. Something had to be done.
"Gaara," A voice of laziness called out, "Are you done yet?" Gaara was putting a box on a shelf when the shelf collapsed.
"No Kyuubi, not yet." Gaara groaned. He thought that the only reason he was doing this is because that he needed the money for his family. While he was working to the bone, Kyuubi was just playing with his Wii. Suddenly, the front door slammed open.
"Merry Christmas, believe it!" A leaf ninja yelled hyperactivly. Gaara waved to his friend, then shivered.
"Hello Naruto Uzumaki." Gaara stuttered. His teeth chattered.
"Gaara, you are so cold. Let me help you." Naruto grinned. He walked over to the fire place and lit it up. Growling was heard afterward.
"Who warmed up the place?" The black haired teen stormed into the room.
"I did, believe it!" Naruto smiled. Kyuubi punched the knuckle-headed boy.
"Naruto, you know you shouldn't do that. I want it cold!" Kyuubi yelled.
"C'mon Kyuubi, I'm just spreading some holiday cheer." Naruto wiped his face. Kyuubi sighed.
"As long as you're here, help me hide this sake." Kyuubi whispered, handing Naruto some sake.
"Why? Shukaku isn't here." Naruto asked, being idiotic.
"Last year, Shukaku got arrested for getting too drunk on New Year's Eve." Kyuubi explained, "Now that Gaara is here, he would take over his host's body and steal the sake from me. I don't want to pay bail money again."
Naruto nodded and tried to hide the sake away from Gaara. Gaara stopped working and came up to Kyuubi.
"Kyuubi, can I go home?" Gaara complained.
"Why? Is there somewhere you need to go?"
"Yes. Tommorrow is Christmas Eve and I want to go prepare for it." Gaara demanded. Kyuubi cringed at the word Christmas.
"Fine, but come back here tommorow and the day after that." Kyuubi scoffed. Gaara's eyes widened.
"But I have a family to go to. I wanted to earn money so I could have a Christmas. You only gave me one dollar!" Gaara protested.
"I don't care. I want you here no matter what. Oh, here's a raise." Kyuubi gave Gaara two dollars and fifty cents. Gaara groaned and he went near the front door.
"Naruto, let's leave this house!" Gaara called out.
"Okay." Naruto went outside.
"Oh, before I go, I need something." Gaara said. His eyes turned bright yellow and he punched Kyuubi in the gut. Out came a sake bottle from Kyuubi's shirt. Gaara picked it up and drank it whole.
"The sake is mine!" Gaara hiccuped, then slammed the door. Kyuubi was speechless.
To be continued....
~Jess
