To make a long journey short, Jess managed to kidnap Keith. The plant didn't say exactly how to kill him, so Jess took the screaming Keith to her house. She went into the greenhouse, only to see the lights turned off.
"Hello Jess..." Deiara came out serious. She frowned. Jess had a nervous smile.
"Hi Deiara. Back so soon?" Jess giggled.
"I went to go get my pajamas for a few minutes and I tried to find you but the only one I could talk to is..." Deiara turned on the nightlight and pointed to Audrey II, who was smiling and waving to Jess. The purple-head gulped.
"Again with the killing victims?" Deiara scolded at Jess, "What did I tell you about that?"
"Deiara, let me explain!"
"COULD YOU PLEASE STOP ARGUIN' AND FEED ME NOW?!" Twoey stopped the conversation there. Jess opened the bag to see Keith sleeping. Deiara suddenly smiled.
"You're not in trouble at all... I forgive you." Deiara seem to smile and she grabbed Keith and gave it to Twoey. The plant stared at the body.
"Chop it up!" He said then threw an axe to Deiara. Deiara caught it and smiled evilly.
"Okay... Let me make him suffer though!" With that, Deiara chopped up Keith slowly yet painfully. When she was done, she smiled and blood was covered all over her. Jess picked up the parts and fed them to Twoey, who ate them all up.
"Sigh.... that's good. I'm stuffed!" The plant said in a tired voice. He began to lick Deiara in order the blood to be off her. Deiara laughed.
"Hey that tickles!" She laughed. Audrey II smiled back and stopped.
"So Deiara, what happened when you met Twoey?" Jess asked.
"Well..." While Deiara and Jess left the room to talk, Audrey II was hungry again. He had jut a little more room to eat another meal. He looked at the telephone on the wall and smirked. If the girls wasn't to feed him, he would have to feed himself.
His small, but long vines began to dial a phone number, and Audrey II pulled the phone up to the base of its pod to listen to the dial tone. "If this works, this might actually be a clever way to get food," he thought.
When the line finally stopped ringing, the plant cleared its stem of a throat and spoke, “Yo, I’d like ten large pizzas with extra pepperoni and some meatballs.” He paused, listening, before adding, “Yeah, to the Wonderland Estate- uh-huh. Uh-huh. And send the juiciest… I mean, best delivery boy ya got!” The plant finished and licked his lips in hunger. A few minutes passed and the two girls had their pajamas on. They were carrying video games and pillows when Jess almost tripped on a box of pizza.
Deiara scratched her head, thinking of something. “Hey, Twoey, why are there pizza boxes in here?” she asked the terrible flytrap.
“Oh, um, I just got a-" The plant hesitated, "A midnight snack!”
Jess shrugged and looked to see if there was pizza left. “So how much do I owe the pizza guy?” She asked.
Audrey II paused, then made a small burp with a grin, a pizza delivery hat flew out from the back of his mouth. The hat landed on the bloody floor. “Don’t worry, girls. I think it was on the house.”
Morning came up early. The sun beaming orange, pink, and yellow as it rose. Deiara opened her eyes and started to look around slowly. Video games and busted up pillows scattered on the floor. She did a double take when she saw Jess sitting inside the pod of Audrey II. The plant was now the size of a baby elephant, if not larger. He didn't mind if Jess used his jaw like a sleeping bag. Deiara wondered what they were dreaming. It was obvious what Jess was dreaming. Twoey, however, had an interesting dream
~Twoey's Dream~
Twoey smiled down at the small people that look like ants to him. He was on top of the Empire State Building being the biggest monster in the world. Humans were running around; away from the plant's vines that would send the victim in the terrible jaw. While all of this was happening, Audrey II was holding a cute, sleeping Jess in his vine. He was about to wake her up and had fun with her when he felt like throwing up. Something was moving around in his stomach. It was two humans he knew well; Seymour and Mr. Mushnik. They were arguing or something.
Meanwhile, Mushnik and Seymour are inside the Audrey II, along with the dead bodies of Audrey and Orin.
“Ugh! Seymour!”
“What? Mr. Mushnik is-is that you?” There was a long pause. Seymour turned his head only to have a slimy blob of something fall on him. He screamed out in disgust.
“Mr. Mushnik! Mr. Mushnik! Daddy!”
“What is your problem you deranged boy? I am right here! Do you think I am leaving any time soon?”
“No, Mr. Mushnik,” Seymour said quietly. “Man, this sucks, Audrey is dead and I might as well be too! And it is dark and warm… AND I THINK I JUST TOUCHED AUDREY’S FINGER!” Twoey laughed quietly at this comment.
“No, that was MY finger, you stupid a**!” Mr. Mushnik yelled. Seymour started crying. This is NOT how he wanted to spend the rest of his life.
“You don’t have to be so mean, Mr. Mushnik.” He whined.
“YES, I DO!” Seymour put his head in his hands. Something smelled funny. He licked his hand only to find it was covered in blood. He continued wailing.
“OH SHUT UP!” The ex-owner of the flower shop complained.
“I KILLED THE DENTIST AND I JUST DRANK HIS BLOOD!” Seymour cried. Mr. Mushnik started screaming.
“What are you doing, you psycho? Drinking someone’s BLOOD!”
“I didn’t do it on purpose you-“
“OH MY GOD I AM TRAPPED WITH A CRAZY MAN-“
“No-no Mr. Mushnik you’ve got it all wrong I-“
“OH MY DEAR LORD-“
“MR, MUSHNIK SHUT THE HECK UP!” Mr. Mushnik did, but only for a second.
“I’m hungry,” Mr. Mushnik wailed.
“Oh, Mr. Mushnik not now!”
“I WANT ICE CREAM!” Seymour covered his head in his hands only to remember they were covered in blood. He shrieked out with disgust. Twoey wanted to end this bickering.
“HELLO BOYS!” A voice called.
“Mr. Mushnik, what was that?” Seymour huddled too close to his adopted father.
“Seymour, shut up!”
“IT’S ME, THE AUDREY II! GET READY TO BE DIGESTED!” Huge laughter was heard.
The last thing to be heard was the mens' screams...
~End Of The Dream~
The plant smiled and cooed playfully at the dream. He began sucking Jess's legs filled with her sweet blood like a baby sucking on his bib. Deiara didn't know what to do. If she woke up Twoey, he might accidentally eat Jess. She got up and just walked to the bathroom. Minutes later, smells of baking was in the kitchen.
“Wake up, Jess! It’s time for breakfast.” Twoey opened his mouth and took out the purple haired child.
“But I already fed you, Twoey…” Jess yawned. The plant shook his head.
“No, the food’s for you! You must be starving after feeding me every day.” Audrey II chuckled softly as Jess tilted her head.
“Ya know you act just like my last owner, Seymour.” Twoey nudged Jess softly with a vine, “Mind if I call you Seymo’?” She shook her head no.
“What happened to him?” Her question was answered when Twoey burped up a pair of glasses that belonged to Seymour Krelborn. The plant picked up the glasses and placed them on Jess’s face, then stared at her.
“You even look like a Seymo’!” He laughed. Jess didn’t know what the plant was talking about, but accepted this anyway. Before she left however, she tripped on a bundle of flowerpots. Twoey smiled and shook his head. “Just like Seymour…” He thought to himself.
Jess went into the kitchen to find Tella cooking over-easy eggs and bacon. The black-haired girl was smiling. She was glad that Keith was dead and that she could go back to work with Jess. Not only was she good with plants, but she was good at cooking too. Deiara also came out with her regular clothes on and sat with Jess. While they were eating breakfast, the doorbell rang. Deiara answered it to reveal a redheaded, black-hooded girl.
“Heck no, It’s Akane!” Jess got up and started to walk away when Akane yelled.
“Jess, you are still in big trouble for what you did to Frost boy!” Akane ran after Jess, who started to run as well. She ran all the way to the greenhouse and hid behind Twoey’s flowerpot.
“What’s the matter Seymo’?” Audrey II asked. Jess breathed up and down, and then answered.
“I’ll explain later. Please open up!” The plant opened its mouth, not knowing what Jess would do. Jess was used to this so it wasn’t a surprise for her when she dived into the plant’s throat and got sucked inside the plant. Jess was small for her age, so it wasn’t a problem for Twoey to eat her. He closed his mouth and stood still in position; waiting for what seemed to scare Jess. Akane was glowing with rage and lava as she stormed into the room. The plant got burnt just by looking how angry she was. Once Akane was gone, Twoey sighed and tilted his head. After a few minutes, he got annoyed and yelled so for only Jess could hear.
“Jess, get out of my stomach now!”
“But I thought you liked eating people,” Jess complained. She liked staying inside a giant’s stomach. Especially if that giant was a male, “Besides, you have a cool belly. It is dark green and cozy.” She started to drift off to sleep. Twoey jumped, causing Jess to wake up.
“I know it is. It’s just that Taro would be mad, I’m not hungry now, and you’re too sweet for me during this time.” The plant scolded and used his vines to grab Jess and pull her out of his stomach, “Perhaps I’ll eat you for dessert later.”
“Okay, sorry…” Jess looked down then went back to do more work. When Jess went out of the room, Twoey licked his lips with satisfaction and smiled.
“Dang, that girl tastes so good!” The plant seemed to cry with joy as if he had tasted a new kind of delicious food, “No wonder the boys want her! She’s good enough to eat.” He started to fall asleep.
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“What’s this?” Twoey woke up in one hour and saw something he had never seen in his lifetime before. A small, black, rectangular machine with a small screen and a keyboard was sitting on a desk. To everyone else, this device was a laptop computer. Since the plant first went to Earth in the 50’s, he didn’t know what it was. Nonetheless, he touched the object anyway. Ironically, he touched the power button and the laptop turned on. Twoey then touched the mouse pad curiously and clicked on the “Internet” button. It automatically opened up a window on the screen called www.theotaku.com. When he pressed Log In, he snarled.
“You mean I have to have a user name and a password?” The plant asked. He slammed down on the table with his vine like a fist. Eventually, he got to sign on.
“Welcome to The O, Vinez222.” The computer seemed to talk to him. Twoey smirked. He thought of asking Deiara what this little machine is when she gets back to visit him.
