Nighttime came. Jess was sleeping deeply as Twoey looked over. He knew what Jessy had was a huge fever that could be fatal. He became upset at this so much, he didn't eat. He didn't mean to cause her to die. To make matters worse, he missed Deiara and he felt dizzy. He must've eaten too much or maybe that Avery kid had deadly toxins because Twoey was seeing things. Just then, Tella came into the greenhouse.
"Mr. Jesse, I'm here!" Tella was wearing a tuxedo black-and-red outfit and she had eye contacts on. She saw Jess collapsed next to the big fly trap and rushed towards her. Twoey pretended to be asleep. He hadn't have any dinner yet, so this was a great opportunity to get his supper quick.
"Jesse, perhaps you need a doctor quick. I'll take you to the hospital..." The black haired girl tried to move Jess. Twoey knew that Jess didn't like that at all. He started to growl. When Tella thought it was just the wind, Twoey growled louder and louder. He was in a trance.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrowwl
Tella screamed with horror and let go of Jess's arms as she realized that the plant is alive... finally.
Talking plant!
Twoey would've chuckled at this, but he was stressed at the moment. He was going to eat that clumsy broad once and for all. He started to sing, enraged upon Tella's intrusion. Tella started to back away slowly.
You didn't knock when you entered, baby
You didn't wipe your feet
Aw geez!
Audrey II pulled Tella towards him in a threatening manner.
I didn't see no Open House sign.
Is this is a Trick or Treat?
OO-oo-oo!
A little help here!
The girl bit Twoey's vine and started to run away, but she tripped on one of the small pots.
You need to brush up on Sci-Fi tales, friend.
Cause aliens like their sleep.
Go on and grab some shut-eye!
Suddenly, some buds began to grow around Twoey. They opened up to become singing, miniature versions of Twoey. Tella became even more frightened.
I wrote the book on man-eating.
Why don't you read it and we-ee-eep?
I'm actually already in a book club
We're reading Cooking for Cannibals
I'm gonna shake you.
I'm gonna bake you.
I'm gonna make you a girly pot pie.
The African girl did a double take.
Say What?
Salisbury steak you
I'll frosted flake you
I'll patty-cake you, my girly pot pie
Yeah!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!
"Can we talk about this?" Tella tried going towards the open door. Twoey blocked it with his vine. Jess started to wake up and went to Tella. She couldn't stop Twoey now. Twoey was blinded with stress and hunger. This needed to stop.
What a minute!
Jess and Twoey both stared at Tella's outburst. This couldn't get any weirder. The girl didn't want to get eaten, so she tried to persuade.
My, what big teeth you have.
They're so... sparklin' white.
I bet you hear this from all of your food,
but you much bleach at night.
Is that a hint of minty freshness?
(Oh, I am scared to death!)
I like a boy with a dazzlin' smile.
And tic-tac on his breath.
Oh-oh-oh...oh-oh...
Jess joined Tella as they both went on their knees and begged.
Don't kill us,
Plant with the handsome teeth!
Audrey II paused for a moment. No one has ever complemented him before, except for Deiara of course. Both girls sighed and started to leave when Twoey sang seductively.
I'm gonna love you
The plant closed the door shut, locked it, and swallowed the key. The girls paused and turned slowly to Twoey.
Uh-oh
"Twoey, are you okay?" Jess waved her hand around Twoey's pod, which was glowing red. Twoey felt dazed after everything he ate and he was seeing visions. Visions of his crush, Deiara. He grabbed Jess and Tella with his vines and hugged them near his stem and roots.
And take hold of you
Slow down, baby!
I'll velvet glove you...
Velvet glove me?
"Audrey II is acting strange!" Jess seemed to be waking up into reality.
"You're telling me, sir..." Tella rolled her eyes and crossed her arms.
My girly pot pie!
I'm gonna keep you.
Little Little Bo Peep you.
I'm gonna sweep you
up into the...
...skyyyyyyyy
Twoey licked his lips with affection as he put down Tella and started to turn Jess into a sweet treat. Now don't ask me why there are food items in the Greenhouse, it's my story.
"Hell no!" Jess complained. This situation always seemed to happen to her.
I'm gonna squeeze you
I'm gonna tease you
I'm gonna please you
I'm gonna have me
a big ol' honkin'
sloppy gloppy cherry on the toppy
piece of Jessy!
Pot!
Pie...
Na-nana-nanana!
Jessy!
Oo!
Jessy!
Hey!
Jessy!
Ai!
Pot!
Yeah!
Pie!
"Why me?" Jess sighed as she was in a giant pie tin with whipped cream and cherries on top of her, "Tella, please get Deiara for me..." Tella nodded and ran away into the back exit. The purple haired girl slapped her forehead at this fact and rested. No sooner had she closed her eyes, Twoey ate her. She coughed and gagged out blood at this, but ignored it. If she makes Twoey happy, she thought, in the end it'll make Taro happy. When it was morning, Twoey woke up and was confused.
"What happened last night, Seymo' and why are you inside me?" He asked innocently. Jess yawned.
"Didn't you remember anything last night?"
"Naw... I remembered looking at you sleeping and then everythin' turned black and red like. Whenever I eat too much in one day, I get all red and out of control. Sorry Seymo'..." Twoey wilted with sadness.
"Don't get upset, Twoey. It's okay! I'll just have to stop spoiling you, that's all-" Audrey II stopped cold. He liked Jess spoiling him.
"Wait, I'm fine... You don't have to do that!" He protested, "Please?" He was doing the puppy face look. Although Jess couldn't see him, she knew he was doing it.
"Okay... Darn it." Jess groaned.
"What's wrong?"
"I-I can't move... I can't feel my legs... I think they're broken or something."
"Shh, someone's coming." Both Twoey and Jess stayed silent as Deiara walked in with Tella.
"There's that plant! Sir, I quit! I can't take your insanity no more. Goodbye!" She grabbed her suitcase and left the mansion forever. Deiara went near Twoey and petted his leaves up.
"What happened, Twoey?" The plant cooed. He liked this kind of handling.
"Nothin', I just feel as sick as Seymo'..."
"Speaking of Jess, where is she?" Twoey opened his mouth wide to reveal Jess rubbing her hurt legs. Deiara glared at the plant scornfully.
"Twoey!"
"I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me! I had some fever and she tasted so good!" Deiara sighed but nonetheless got Jess out of there.
