All three of them leave as a Little Flower Shop is in view. Inside that shop, a blonde haired man with blue eyes was reading the newspaper. Suddenly, a crash was heard from the back of the shop.
"What did you break NOW, Krelborn?" The blonde man yelled.
"Nothing Mr. Mushnik!" Another male responded. Just then, a woman came into the shop with her hood on. Mr. Mushnik looked cross at the woman.
"So she decides to show up to work!" He yelled. The woman took off her jacket to reveal her purple eyes and blonde pigtails.
"Good morning, Mr. Mushnik..."
"What morning? It's 2 O'Clock in the afternoon. Not that we have a customer!" The man complained, "Who has a customer when you own a flower shop on Skid Row, Japan?"
"I'm sorry..." The girl remarked. Another crash from the back occurs.
"Seymour, what is going on back there!?" Mr. Mushnik yelled again.
"Very little, Mr. Mushnik!" Mr. Mushnik sighed. He slapped his forehead in response.
"Audrey," He pointed to the woman, "would you go down and see what he's-" He then noticed Audrey's face.
"Audrey, where did you get that shiner?" It was true, Audrey (Really known as the Stuck-Up ninja, Jane) had one black eye. She giggled nervously and tried to hide it.
"Shiner?"
"Audrey, that cruel boyfriend of yours is beating you up again?" Mr. Mushnik put his arm around Audrey, "I know it's not of my business but I'm beginning to think that maybe he's not a nice boy!"
"You don't meet nice boys in the Hidden Shinobi Villages; let alone Skid Row..." Audrey proclaimed. The man named Seymour Krelborn stepped into view carrying a set of flowerpots.
"I got these pots unload-" He began to say when he tripped on his own feet and fell, breaking the pots.
"Seymour you clutz!" Mr. Mushnik hit Seymour in the back of the head, "Look what you done to the inventory!!!" Unlike the other Seymour Krelborn's that you know, this one had red hair and black eyes. He also had brown glasses and a blue yankees baseball cap. His middle name was "Ara".
"Don't yell at Seymour... It's not his fault!" Audrey bent down to see if Seymour was okay. He smiled at the sight of Audrey.
"Hi Audrey, you look radiant today." Seymour blushes as he said his hello, "Is that new eye make-up?" Audrey blushed as well.
"I'll help him clean up before the customers get here..." She began to pick up the pots. Gravis "Echo" Mushnik sighed.
"That'll give ya plenty of time." He began to complain again, "Oh, God, what an existence I got! Misfit employees, bums on the sidewalk, business is lousy; My life is a living hell!" He then saw a big blue doberman with three heads near his door step. He yelled at it.
"Hey you b****, off the sidewalk! You ain't doing none of your business here!" He pushed the dog away. The dog growled and snapped at Mr. Mushnik, then it spoke.
"We're not bothering nobody, are we Crystal?" The female middle head said. The right head shook her head.
"No we're not, Ronette..." She replied.
"You three should be in Obedience School!" Mr. Mushnik argued.
"We're on the Spilt Shift." Ronette explained.
"Yeah," The left head named Chiffon agreed, "We went to school til' the 5th grade, then we SPILT!" As soon as she said that, the three sisters spilt into 3 seperate dogs.
"Then HOW do you intend to better yourself?"
"BETTER OURSELVES!?!" The sisters now transformed into their human forms.
"Mister, when you are in Skid Row, Japan; There ain't no such thing!" They then began to sing.
Alarm goes off at seven
And you start uptown.
You put in your eight hours
For the powers that have always been.
Till it's five P.M.
Bum: Then You go
Everyone: Downtown
Where the folks are broke.
Downtown
Where your life's a joke.
Downtown
When you buy your token,
you go
Home to skid row.
BUM: Yes, you go
All: Downtown
Where the ANBU don't stop
Downtown
Where the food is slop
Downtown
Where the hop-heads flop
in the snow
Down on Skid Row
Uptown you cater to a million jerks.
Uptown you're messengers and
mailroom clerks
eating all your lunches at the
hot dog carts.
The bosses take your money
And they break your hearts.
Uptown you cater to a million w*****.
You disinfect terrazzo on their
bathroom floors.
Your morning's tribulation,
afternoon's a curse
And five o'clock is even worse
BUM: That's when you go
All: Downtown
Downtown
Downtown
Down on skid row
Down on skid row
Down on skid row
Down on skid row!
Jane: Where the guys are drips.
Where they rip your slips.
Where relationships are no go.
Down on skid row
Down on skid row
Down on skid row
Down on skid row!
Ara: Poor! All my life I've always been poor.
I keep asking God what I'm for,
and he tells me "Gee, I'm not sure
sweep that floor, kid."
Oh, I started life as an orphan,
a child of the street
Here on skid row.
He took me in, gave me shelter, a bed,
Crust of bread and a job
Treats me like dirt, calls me a slob,
Which I am.
So I live
All: Downtown
Ara: That's your home address.
Ya live
All: Downtown
Ara: When your life's a mess.
Ya live
All: Downtown
Ara: Where depressions' jes'
Status Quo.
All: Down on skid row
Someone show me a way to get
outa here,
'cause I constantly pray I'll get
outa here
Please, won't somebody say I'll get
outa here
Someone gimme my shot or I'll
rot here.
All: Downtown
Ara+Jane: There's no rules for us.
All: Downtown
Ara+Jane: 'Cause it's dangerous.
All: Downtown
Ara+Jane: Where the rainbow's jus a no-show
All: Downtown
Ara+Jane: Where the sun don't
All: Downtown
Ara+Jane: Past the bottom line
All: Downtown
Ara+Jane: Go ask any wino, he'll know
I'll do I dunno what to get outa skid
All: Downtown
Ara+Jane: But a hell of a lot to get outa skid
All:Downtown
Ara+Jane: People tell me there's not a way outa skid
All: Downtown
Ara+Jane: But believe me I gotta get outa skid
All: Row!
