"But Twoey!" Yumi whined as the older girl tucked her in, "I'm not sleepy yet!" She touched Twoey's purple hair and yawned.
"I know... But you need your rest... Besides, you need energy if you want to see me eat that mean, old guy who was smacking Audrey." Yumi nodded and fell to sleep.
"Thanks Twoey for staying with us at our sleep-over." Chai said. The kids nodded. Just then, the door opened up. Twoey thought it was Seymour and its supper, so it grinned. To its disappointment, it was Chu and Yuki with warm pizza and a cold soda bottle. They breathed slowly in pain.
"We're back!" Chu exclaimed, "After walking ten blocks up a long hill, we finally got dinner..."
"You didn't have to go through all that trouble walking," Twoey explained, "I could've called them up."
"Yeah," Yuki complained, "But everytime we order take-out, you eat the delivery guy!" He put everything down and started to pour orange soda in plastic cups. Audrey II was offended by that.
"I do not! You have no proof of that..."
"Oh really?" Yuki walked up to the plant and knocked on its pod two times. The pod opened up to reveal six- count 'em- six delivery boy hats. Twoey looked away, embarrassed. She then hiccuped at the thought of those meals.
"I was hungry! Krelborn is taking a long time..." The girl tried to explain, "They're only appetizers. The real meal here is Sex. Once Seymour makes Sex pushing up daisies, it'll be the main course." Twoey laughed.
"Actually, there's a little problem to that," Nicole took off her skeleton mask, sat up, and told Twoey, "Sex is a Humonculous."
"A what?" Everyone asked.
"I think it's a human being made out of..." Hipoe started to say, then he whispered in Audrey II's ear. The plant was disgusted by that information.
"I was going to eat THAT!?" Audrey 2 almost started to gag. Hipoe shrugged.
"I dunno! I read it on Wikipedia once..." He earned a punch on the head for that.
"You idiot!" May was the one who delivered the punch, "That website isn't reliable."
"Like I was saying," Nicole spat out to return to the conversation as she took out a Japanese manga, "According to a manga called Full Metal Alchemist, humonculous are beings made by this evil guy..." What Twoey heard next was simply, "Blah blah blah.... blah-blah..." And so on.
"Could you just skip to the part where it concerns my lunch please?" Twoey said in boredom, but wanted to be polite.
"Oh yeah," Nicole flipped her manga to a lot of pages, "Humonculous are powerful and dangerous beings. They're almost immortal. The only way to kill one is if they come in contact with a specific item. Mainly, an item that once killed their former selves..."
"If that's the case," Yin San started to wonder, "By the time Seymour-san figures out what item to kill Sex with, Two-chan would starve to death. We all know how long it takes Seymour to finally figure out something." Realizing those facts, Twoey groaned in dispair.
"Ugh! What the use? That's it! I'm done for! What are the chances of Seymour accomplishing that?" She walked towards the front of the shop.
"You can't give up hope, Two-chan!" Yin San tried to calm down the plant/human hybrid.
"What's the point, kid? Let's face it! It's not like a miracle is going to suddenly burst through this door-" Audrey 2 touched the brown door, only to get slammed against the wall when the door suddenly opened by a powerful force. It was Sex coming back after his date with Audrey. The kids ran downstairs without him noticing. He was smiling seductivly at the 5 Vinettes, who had just gotten out of their plant position.
"Hello ladies!" Sex leaned back against the wall, "Which is the way to 1313 Skid Row?" Thorn, the rose vine, got up and walked near Sex, holding up her hand.
"I'm afraid that information will cost you one hundred dollars."
"Hey, no prob!" Sex gave Thorn the money. The Vinettes rolled their eyes at the assumed stupidity of the male.
"Ta-da!" Lexanis pointed to the floor, "You're already in 1313 Skid Row. If you are one of them fans flocking to see the Audrey 2, ya gonna have to come back later cuz' this shop is closed today." Thorn waved the money in the air.
"Ooh, I took his cash!" She said, giggling. Sex shook his head.
"I'm not here to buy posies girls, I'm here to-" He then saw the flytrap for the first time, "Hey, isn't that the plant I've heard from the news? What do you call it?"
"It's an Audrey 2." Adena answered.
"Cute name. It's catchy. Nice plant... big!"
"Thanks," Shay said, "We kinda raise it ourselves... but you would have to leave now please?"
"Aren't you just a sweet little thing?" Sex went near Shay, wanting to do something to her. Anna sensed this so she went in front of Shay to protect her, glaring at Sex.
"Beat it, lover boy... go do your dirty things to some other girl!" Sex scowled. He did not like women who were too feisty.
"If you want to know, I was only here to drop off my date!" He frowned. The Vinettes glared at him.
"YOUR date?" Adena asked, already transforming into Pixy BloodCrave.
"You wouldn't happen to know a blonde-haired girl with the black eye?" Lexanis asked as the girls circled around the guy.
"... and several other medical problems?" Thorn continued. Sex started to think.
"Well, let me see," He took out his wallet and pulled out all the pictures of blonde-haired girls until he came across a girl with many black-eyes, "As a matter of fact-"
"That's it! That's the guy. He's the one. You cheater!" All the five girls yelled, pushing and shoving at Sex, "GET LOST, FREAK!"
"Ladies, ladies, please!" Sex backed away slowly, "I'm nice... I'm friendly. Truce!" He walked up to the door and closed it, revealing Twoey's human form. She suffered from back pain, missing teeth, and high blood pressure due to the door slamming on her face. But Sex didn't notice those things. He only noticed her lips, her chest, her backside, and her slender arms. Twoey noticed this and she raised an eyebrow.
"What are you staring at?" She asked.
"You, you sexy little thang!" He growled playfully, "What's your name?" Twoey hesitated to answer. If Sex knew the truth, he would tell everyone about the plant's evil scheme. So, she made up a name for herself.
"Jessica... everyone around these parts calls me Twoey... and YOU are?"
"Sex Scrivello... How about you and me go steady?" He advanced towards Twoey, backing the plant/human hybrid down under the counter, planning to turn off the lights and do who-knows-what to the purple haired 'girl'. Sex then grabbed Thorn by the arm, "You too, you little hustler."
From backstage, Taro and Roulette were glaring at the writer. They didn't want their girlfriend/mate/wife to be sexually abused in this production. They were planning to kill Sex for real.
"When Seymour comes back," Roulette whispered to Taro, "We force him to chop Sex up for real. I eat the brain, you eat the body, and Jessy would drink the blood. Deal?" Taro nodded.
"Deal..." They shook hands on it. Meanwhile, Thorn had an idea. Quickly with her thorns, she slashed Sex's chest. Sex started to bleed, but he didn't worry.
"Oh, look at that! I'm not dead!" He mocked. Twoey couldn't help notice the gush of blood trickling in the man's chest. She touched Sex's chest and licked the blood.
"So you DO want to have sex with me, don't you?" Sex smirked. From backstage, Taro growled and death glared at Sex. On cue, the flytrap's pod started to snap at the red-headed player. It seems like total chaos until...
"Hey guys!" Seymour sang out loud as he ran into the shop with a newly bought gun, "I'm back! Sorry it took so long. There's was a line..." He stopped when he saw the whole situation. The flytrap stopped snapping and everyone stopped and stared at Seymour. Twoey ran, grabbed Seymour and yelled, "Run Krelborn, run for your life!"
"Why?" He asked. The girl moved his head for him to see Sex, angry that Seymour ruined his fun, chasing them. Seymour nodded and started to run outside. It began to snow very softly outside as Seymour and Twoey ran from the living nightmare particularly the humonculous.
"I was gone for 20 minutes, TWENTY MINUTES, and this happens!?!" Seymour complained as he fiddled with the gun.
"Don't blame me! Blame the writer and the director of this horror comedy parody production!" Twoey's yell caused Seymour to drop his gun unfortunately in a nearby sewer. He then took out a box of bullets.
"Never worry! I also got these bullets... at least we protect ourselves long before Sex catches us. At least we're in this together, right?" The girl nodded. Seymour then noticed fresh blood stains on Twoey's hands and mouth, "What is that?"
"I was feeling peckish so I cut Sex's chest and licked the blood on it. It was yummy! I didn't know that it'll be my last meal though..." She noticed the bullets and grabbed them, "Gimme those! I have a good aim to hit the humonculous with; even though it won't kill him."
"Hey!" Seymour snatched the bullets back, "I should be the one to hit him! Yuck! You put Sex's blood on all of the bullets... nasty!" Then there was a noise coming from behind them. The two turned to see Sex, coughing on the floor. They walked back towards Sex only to have the red-head backing away from them in pain.
"What's this?" Seymour asked. Twoey shrugged.
"I dunno, but you're on your own, pal. See ya!" With that said, she disappeared in smoke. Seymour sighed, then advanced towards Sex. Sex backed up away from Seymour.
"Stay back!" Sex yelled in pain, "Those bullets with my blood on them will kill me instantly if it ever touches my skin!"
"Really?" Seymour smirked evilly. He grabbed one bloody bullet and tried to aim for the humonculous's skin, but it missed. Sex coughed some more.
"Stop it, please! I'll do anything you want... Anything!"
"Anything?"
"Yes, Anything!" Seymour thought about it for a moment.
"I want you to change your ways. Never touch or hurt a girl again, be nice for once, and get a new wardrobe!"
"What? But I can't do that!" Sex protested.
"Then I can't help you, Mr. Scrivello."
"Okay, okay... I accept!" Sex yelled. Seymour put the bullets away and smiled.
"Now that's more like it." He didn't notice that the humonculous crawled towards the sewer, reached his arm and grabbed the gun. Quickly, he aimed for Seymour's heart and fired. The shot hit on Seymour's right shoudler instead. Enraged, Seymour took out all of the bullets filled with Sex's blood and flung them towards Sex. They landed directly on the skin. Sex felt like dying.
"What did I ever do to you?" He asked Seymour. The nerd scowled.
"Nothing... it's what you did to her..." Sex looked confused.
"Her who?" Sex then realized which girl he was talking about, "Oh... her..." He then died lying down on the sidewalk; his eyes souless with fear. The snow poured down heavily on the dead body.
