Later, Seymour dragged Sex's body into the shop. He struggled at the humonculous's weight. The plant licked its lips in hunger.
"Mmmmmmm," Audrey 2 said in his masculine voice, "Chop it up!" Seymour dropped Sex and hurt his foot in the process.
"Wait, what?" Seymour wanted to see if he was just hearing things.
"You heard me, Krelborn. CHOP IT UP!"
"But why?" Seymour definately didn't want to chop up someone.
"I can't eat it whole yet. You have to chop it up now!" The Audrey II demanded as it stomped on the floor stubbornly with its roots.
"Alright, I'll do it!" Seymour agreed. He winced and held his bloody wound in pain. He began to limp with the body to the back of the store (in this case, backstage) when Twoey stopped him.
"Seymour," Twoey called in female voice, "Before you feed me, come over here." Seymour turned around and as expected, he saw Twoey's human form waiting for him. He limped towards Audrey 2. With a knife, Twoey ripped up Semour's shirt up.
"Hey, that's my favorite shirt! I just bought that."
"..." For a moment, Audrey 2 was silent. She looked at Seymour's wound and closed her eyes, concentrating on her right hand. The hand glowed green. Twoey touched Seymour's right shoulder with it. The wound started to heal. Seymour was amazed at this.
"Wow... but how? You know the palm healing jutsu? How could you-" With her left hand, Twoey covered Seymour's mouth.
"Don't question me, boy," Audrey II said, "Just shut up and hold still." Once the process was complete, Seymour's wound was gone. The red-head looked amazed and, for the first time in his life, he hugged Audrey 2 in affection.
"Aw... Thanks Twoey. You're the best." Twoey smiled.
"Damn straight, I am! Thanks..."
"If only I was talented or creative or special or successful like you..." Seymour sighed. Twoey looked at him in the eyes.
"You want to know the absolute secret to success?" She asked. Seymour nodded, "Come close so I may whisper in your ear." Seymour went close to Twoey. Unfortunately, he was in ear shot of the purple/green plant as well. There was silence as Seymour waited for Twoey to tell him the secret to success. Audrey 2 then yelled with the male and female voice at the same time.
"FEED ME, FOOL!" Twoey then puched Seymour jaw and used its roots to kick Seymour's crotch at the same time. Semour groaned from the new pain in his gut, cheek, and sensitive ears.
"Okay, okay!" Seymour yelled back. He shook his head and sighed, "... Brother!" After a few minutes, chopping sounds are heard.
