- Created By X_I_X_ROOLZ_X
GAIA! GAIA! GAIA!
ok if any of u have a gaia and want to be my friend, my name is xangel_of_pooflex and when u send me the friend request PM me saying u saw this on theotaku thank u! or send me another friend request at XxEmO_mAkE_OUtxX on gaia. =] see ya then dude!
the 'non-naruto' conversation is explained
ok pplz im sorry about the last story i made u know the 'this is not really about naruto' conversation. i was at school and this was the only anime website that the school district let us on. i know strict right? i hate it! they dont even let us on gaia! its insanity!!!!! UGH! so we just wanted to write (or type in this case) a story that wasnt about anime. and we both like naruto so we chose naruto. so if that one annoyed u i apologize.
this is not really about naruto......
hello pplz! me and my friend talia are here and we like to talk randomly!
me: hello
talia: i luv potsie!
me:i love 64 different guys!!!
talia: we r very random today.
me:yup now lets talk about......... uh......
talia:wat makes us hyper!
me:OK WHERE SHOULD I START?????
talia:i get hyper off of playing softball!
Me:I GET HYPER OFF OF PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
talia:ya u should see it...... and im looking up waffles and the breakfast club on wikipedia....
me:HELL YA WAFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
talia:PEACE LOVE AND WAFFLES!!!!!!! WHOOT!
me:we love waffles.
ok we have to go now good night and good bye! i typed this at skool(mandie not talia) so read my other stories!!!!!! bye!
my kool naruto talk show!! ^-^
Me:ok every body we actually have some one different this time!
crowd:finally!yay!!!!
me:yes it is a double guest show this week!
sakura haruno and ino yamanaka!
crowd: *yay!* *boo!!!*
*sakura sits in the spot next to me*
*ino comes and sits down right after sakura*
sakura:HA! I CAME AND SAT BEFORE YOU!!!!!
me:sakura for the last time, its not a contest.
sakura: wayever i still beat her!
Ino: whatev billboard brow.
me:ok.... yeah the first question is for sakura.
sakura:HA! SHE PICKED ME FIRST!!!
me:for the last frikin time sakura, this is not a contest!!!!!
sakura:watever ask me the question!
me:ok miss.bossy-pants.
why do u like sasuke so much?
sakura:BECAUSE HE IS HAWT!!!!!
me:is that why? his looks? not personality?
sakura:yup
me:so if he finally asked you out one day-
sakura: YYYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:let me finish! if sasuke actually asked you out one day, and he was a jerk to you and beat you and all that bad stuff, you would still go out with him?
sakura:yup.
me:boy are you desprate....
sakura:yup.
me:*anime sweatdrop*
me:and now ino. i have the same question for you.
why do you like sasuke so much?
ino:my reason is way better thab=n billboard brows here,
sakura:*GGGRRRRRR*
Ino:i like sasuke for his personality and not his looks.
me:*anime sweat drop* youre such a liar....
ino:ok i have to side with forehead on this one!!!!!!
me:thats all i ask is for you guys is to be honest with me and our fans...
ino and sakura in unison:ok...
me:ok next question,who do you think is responsible for you two being ex-friends in the first place?
ino:sakura
sakura:ino
sakura and ino:*sparks in eyes*
me:ok... ino why do you think its sakura?
ino:because she got all worked up just cuz we both like sasuke,whats wrong with two friends liking the same guy?
me:ok now sakura its your turn.
sakura:ok ino had put my hair like this in the first place*points to hair* because she knew that people would see my HUGE forehead and make fun of me, so she made things worse on purposs!
ino:DID NOT!!!!!!
me:please, let sakura speak ino.
ino: WELL LOOK WHOS PLAYING DOCTOR PHIL?!?!?!
me:calm down ino...
ino:OH! NOW YOURE A THERAPIST?!?! A TV TALK SHOW HOST/DR.PHIL/THERAPIST?!?!?!
CAN YOU FLY???????!!!!!!!!!
I THINK YOU CAN!
me:ino i cannot fly...
ino:YES YOU CAN!!!! IM SURE YOU CAN!!!!
mE:ino I cannot fly.
sakura:listen to her! just cuz you have a crappy life doesnt mean you can go picking on her and saying that she can fly!
ino:*death glare on sakura* WAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY LIFE......?
me:ino,if you dont calm down,then youll have to leave this stage..and sakura will win this 'contest'.
ino:*quikly sits down*
me:good ino....
now honestly even though I hate both of you guyz,i have to side with *gulp* ino on this one.
sakura:INO?!?!?!?!?!?!
me:yes hers makes more sense . why did you not want to be her friend any more after you found out that you both liked sasuke?
sakura:because we both thought that we had a good chance of being able to date him.and when two friends like a guy,then one friend gets the guy,and the other is left out.
me:so you were afraid of being left out?or was it that you were afraid that you would lose yourbest friend over a guy?or maybe was it that you were afraid of losing her after having good times?
sakura: I dont know,butim sure ino really wanted to be your friend even though she knew that you liked sasuke.
sakura:*looks at ino*
ino:* looks at sakura and nods head*
sakura and ino:*hug*
im sorry...
me:awwwwwwww!!!! its so sweet!
anyways, i guess thats it for this episode of naruto talk show!!!!
good-night!!!!
ino and sakura:good-night!!!!
another another random talk show!!!!
ok im making another talk show with sasuke in it because i have more questions to ask him.
Me:welcome again sasuke uchiha!!!
*sasuke comes in and sits down*
Me:thanks sasuke for being here!
sasuke:do i really have a choice?
Me:not really but any ways lets start of this interview with a question that many naruto fans have wondered.why is your hair shaped like a chicken butt or a cockatoo?
sasuke:*angrily*because it just is.
Me:uh-huh im sure it is.
sasuke:it is and the ladies love it right ladies?
*silence*
Me: I think youve been here too many times.....
sasuke:but that was your choice not mine!
Me:freedom of speech sasuke....freedom of speech.
sasuke: I hate you.
Me: thats ok i luv me.
sasuke: you and what army?
Me:the army of me and every one else watching this tv show!
sasuke:damn
Me: thats right now next question.would you really date one of your fan girls one day?
sasuke:no
Me:why?
sasuke:because when you try to break up with a girl that is obssessed with you,shell think youre kidding and then youll never get away from her even though you never got away from her in the first place.so shell cling on to you even more.
Me:good explanation.
sasuke:why do you think im first in my class?
Me: point well taken...
sasuke:exactly.
Me:ok next question.what do you look for in a girl?
sasuke:she has to be strong,dark,mysterious,NOT A FAN GIRL,and want to be on my side to kill itachi.
Me:so basically a girl you?
sasuke:ya pretty much.and i have a question for you mandie.
Me:kk shoot
sasuke: what do you look for in a guy?
Me:I look for a guy that is funny,athletic,not too stupid not too smart,and is very social.
sasuke:you meen like me.
Me:....sasuke i said funny and very social.
first of all you are not social or funny at all even if you tried to be.
and second,I WANT A GUY THAT DOESNT WANT TO MURDER HIS BROTHER!!!!
sasuke:oh....
me:yes now next question,are you ok with all these people putting you in love stories and fan fictions?
sasuke: I guess wait, they put me in what kind of stories?!!!!!
me: nothing ok!!!!!thats all the time that we have today see you later!!!!
say bye sasuke!
sasuke:no..nbow i want to know what they say about me in these'fan fiction things'!!
me:you will never know unless you go on a website and get a life!!!
*sasuke chases me around the stage*
Me:good night!!!
sasuke:and good bye!!
me:thats the jonas brothers!!! you are gay!!!!
sasuke:SHUT UP!!!!!
me and sasuke:*still running*GOOD NIGHT!!!!
p.s. m sorry for any fan girls that are offended.
