Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?
Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:
Not a chick
Not a dude
So stfu
I love you! ily, ilu, <3
I am the Prince of Punk
Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudes! OMG!!! Lishen to dese songsh!!! They are awesome! It doesn't seem like this Avicii guy is that well known, though... so spread teh LUFF!!! He has awesome stuff!!! Of course, I've only listened to 2 of his songs, but... yeah. XD This first one is called Penguin, the original mix of it.... no words! :D
This one is called ID, and it's the original mix of it, also... it's pretty cool too. >w< I haven't listened to all of this song, but it's sooooooooo awesome!!!! You just gotta' listen, man... XD
And then, heres the two put together; it's the version I think I heard on the radio, and it's aweshum!!!! >w<
Sadly, I couldn't find any without that stupid radio thing in the middle.... buuuut oh well. XD I like this vid. the best... XDXDXD
Ima just post up this song, because I luffs it so~ much. I gotta' go sleep though.... it's 12:37, and I am tired. D: XD
It's called The Longest Road, by Morgan page, feat. this chick named Lissie, and is teh Deadmou5 remix. :D I shall put lyrics, too, because they are pretteh. 8D See, sometimes BPM does good.... Oh! There's another kitty here.... is nice. >w< The fuzzeh kitties watching me pet this one with resent. XD
I think this song is about how this guy is always goin out with lots of different girls, basically a "player," and so they start going out or something. But, I would suppose he still gets interested in other girls, and their relationship is doing nothing, not going anywhere, and she's saying it's a waste of her time, and that he has nothing and no one because he's always messing around with other girls, and will not get an actual real relationship. :D It's a pretty song, though, so that all but makes up for the nasteh meaning behind it. XD Oh, and probably something about how he doesn't care about their relationship in general or something, and just the stuff he's getting out of it. Blech. Good song, though! XD
Here you go, kids, enjoy. XDXDXD I haven't watched the video in a while, and I don't care to, and I don't remember it, and I don't think I particularly cared for it, so... wever, I think it was pretty boring. XD
Giddy up and gold mine
Different place, different time
All the stars are in their prime
Pastel trailer park, stars so bright to hide the dark
All is quiet in the yard
Giddy up and gold dust, all the cars turn to rust
You've got no means for wanderlust
Pastel trailer park, stars so bright to hide the dark
All is quiet in the yard
If you are so frequently in love
If you prefer it all to me then my love
You go down the longest road to nowhere
You pull it apart and you're just left there
Giddy up and gold mine, horse dust down time
Its my life, its my time, we've been gettin' nowhere
Gold mine, different place, different time
Hold me down, Hold me down
Hope will be found, Follow me
If you are so frequently in love
If you prefer it all to me then my love
You go down the longest road to nowhere
You pull it apart and your just left there
They're waiting for it, you're waiting for it
And you're waving in it, and you're craving in it
If you fill my cup with all you must
To speak from something
If you are so frequently in love
If you prefer it all to me then my love
You go down the longest road to nowhere
You pull it apart and your just left there
You go down the longest road to nowhere
You pull it apart and your just left there.
... the mini flashlgiht is LED, so it shows bucnhes of nothing, and Caroline won the argument..... XD
Also, she has a scanner!!!! In my room!!! But I forgot all of my pictures to scan at home.... lD So, I might put up artwork.... if I can actually draw something for a change. XD
I'm at my cousin Christy's house right now.... it's 10:15 pm. She has this giant fuzzy dog, this big fuzzy cat, and her old scotty dog Balie, or however you say it. The cat rubs up against all my stuff and gets it's spittle on it.... >> XD like my pencils..... the scotty dog and the cat are currently having a war.... the big fuzzy dog just seems like a big fuzzy wuss.... and her cat's just a naive house cat. I wish it was as skittish as my nanny's, though. XDXDXD It's so easy to freak out her cat. XDXD
Anywho, my cousin wanted to give my a night light, so if I woke up in the middle of the night I'd be able to turn something on, but all of the, like, six night lights belong to her daughter, Caroline.... and she gave me a fishy one, and I asked for one that was a lady bug, except when it lit up, all these stars and a little moon were on it's back, and it all shone on the ceiling and I was like "FWAH OMG!!!!" so.... I made the mistake of asking it in front of Caroline.... Instead, Caroline says she wants and needs both of those, and the rest too, and my cousin says she'll give me another one. I hear them talking to eachother in Caroline's bedroom, and then Caroline comes in to give me my nightlight she decided I could have! And guess what? It's one of those mini flashlights that you put on keychains! :D:D:D:D:D lD XDXDXD
Yeah..... Eh, I thought it was hilarious. XD They live in this big uptight neighborhood, where you have to ask some eejit if you can plant a wittle garden by your house, and you have to ask what you can put in your wittle garden. ._. Wtf..... but she hasn't, though, they've just been growing stuff. XD And they got all this money, too! They have big fancy cars, and big fancy stuff, giant a** closets, three bedrooms, big flatscreen TV with HD (rhymes!:D), and so much more..... and yet, I get this wittle bitty keychain flashlight for a nightlight.... lD XD
Wait... I think they're arguing about it.... eh, wever. XD Caroline's pretty spoiled... I think she's crying over it now.... yeah. Spoilt. Is that the right way to use the word "spoilt"...? I don't think it is.... I would like to know.... Her mom sleeps with her in her bedroom... of course, I slept with my mom until I was in, like, 5th grade or so, sooooo..... I don't feel like being a hypocrit today.
.... I heard stomping..... must've thrown a quiet little tantrum..... XD
Oh, and zoe, can you tell me brooke's phone number? Because she called my house, and my cus told me she called my mom's cell, but in her message to the home ohone she didn't leave her phone #..... that a**. XD I listened to the message and I was just like, "...... you...... mother.... ducker..... you a**wipe......" XD
