Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

• Not a chick
• Not a dude
• So stfu
• I love you! ily, ilu, <3
• I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

HOOPLA!! *bricked*

Wow, this stinks... I'm at my uncle's house now, and this supah fancy computer won't let me open the stupid comment box. XD So if you comment and I never answer you... sorry. <D Because I am SO busy chatting with my twenty-seven eight-million subscribers, they will just be devastated that they can't talk to me anymore!!! D; XDXDXDXD
Hm, so anyways.... I don't think I have anything to complain about THIS time, XD so no worries about that. For now. *chaired*
.... I just found a shiny, sparkly white rock-like thing with a piece of red fuzzy fabric attached to it for no particular reason. What does it mean???? D8 It's so intense!!!
................................ I mish mah deathies back home.... we all ran away and left snape-a-doodle there..... I hope aimees doing ok with her family and all..... and Luscious (oh texting errors, how we love you so XDXD).
You know, maybe this white rock is one of those sparkly vampires after they've been fozzilized.... maybe this piece of red cloth makes it feel better..... like, warmer, or maybe it makes it less hungry so it doesn't materialize into sparkly, gay vampire form and eat all the animals on the street. Yes, eat.
Lalalalalala...... hmmmm................................................. Nope! Nothing else! :D
Ciao!