Ok, now here's an argument me and Snape-A-Doodle had this AFTERNOON.
Me:Good afternoooon
Snape:Toodaloooooooo
Me:But toodaloo means goodbye. D:
Snape:SO?! IT'S NOT AFTERNOOOOOON!
Me:Yeah it is, baka! It's after twelve!
Snape:*SOB* afternoon is TWELVE.
Me:Noon is twelve!
Snape:BUT NOT AFTER THE HOUR OF TWELVE.
Me:HAHA! DICTIONARIES! NOON IS THE POINT OF MIDDAY, AND AFTERNOON IS THE POINT BETWEEN NOON AND EVENING!!!!!!
Snape:GRAAAAAAAAAAH! DICTIONARIES HAVE NOTHING ON SLANG!!!
Me:AND EVENING IS THE LAST HOURS OF DAY AND THE FIRST OF NIGHT!!!!
Snape:SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!!!
Me:THIS IS NOT SLANG!!! THESE ARE EXPRESSIONS OF THE TIME OF DAY!!!!!
Snape:IT'S SLANG TO SOME UNGODLY GENTLEMEN AND WOMEN.
Me:LISTEN TO THE DARK LORD!!! DO NOT DISOBEY!!!
Me:BUT WE ARE NOT! WE ARE NERDS!!
Snape:NERDS AND A NERD WHO WANTS TO BE A GENTLEWOMAN.
Me:HARRY POTTER NERDS WITH NO PURPOSE IN LIFE OTHER THAN TO GO TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS!!!
Snape:HOW DARE YOU PLAY THAT CARD!!! (in response to the dark lord reference)
Me:HOW DARE YOU NOT TO!!!
Snape:SHUT UP!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! UNFAIR!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DO IT!!!
Snape:GRAH
Me:THAT IS MY SOLE PURPOSE I LIFE, AS YOU KNOW YOURS IS!!!
Me:BARG
Snape:THEN YOU SHUOLD NOT USE IT AS AN INSULT!!!
Snape:LARGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULD NOT BRING UP SOCIAL STATUS!!
Me:MARG
Snape:THEN YOU SHOULD NOT WHIP OUT A DICTIONARY RANDOMLY!
Snape:NARGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULD NOT QUESTION AND DENY MY KNOWLEDGE OF TIME!!
Me:STARG
Snape:THEN YOU SHOULD NOT BE SO KNOWLEDGEABLE!
Snape:YARGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULD BE MORE SO!!!
Me:CLARG
Snape:THEN YOU SHOULD..SHOULD..SHUTUP!!
Snape:VARGH
Me:YOU SHOULD THINK OF BETTER COMEBACKS!!!
Me:JARG
Snape:YOU SHOULDN'T TEXT ME WHEN I'VE ONLY GOTTEN 7 HOURS OF SLEEP AND I'M CLEANING.
Snape:SARGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE TEXTED ME FIRST!!!
Me:QUARG
Snape:I DIDN'T TEXT YOU FIRST. OOOOOOOH SNAP!
Snape:WARGH
Me:I SAID YOU SHOULD HAVE!! THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE MENTIONED THAT IT WAS FATERNOON AND YOU WOULD STILL BE CLUELESS TO THE CORRECT TELLING OF THE TIMES OF DAY!!
Me:EARG
Snape:WELL YOU SHOULDN'T TEXT ME WHEN I'M DANCING!!!
Snape:KERGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULDN'T TEXT BACK WHILST DOING SO!!
Me:NARG
Snape:BUT THEN YOU WOULD THINK I WAS A JERK!
Snape:CARGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED DANCING!!
Me:TERG
Snape:YOU CAN'T STOP THE RHYTHM FLOWING THROUGH YOU!!!
Me:AND I CAN'T STOP BELIEVING THAT YOU HAD THE POWER TO DO SO!!!
Snape:YOU CAN'T STOP THE RHYTHM! YOU KNOW THAT!!!
Me:YES, BUT YOUR OWN FATRHER CAN FOR HE IS THE RHYTHM THIEF!! WHERE ARE YOUR EXCUSES NOW?!?!
Snape:I AM AT MY MOTHERS! BWAHAHAHA!!!!
Me:THEN, THEN, YOU SHOULD HAVE STARTED TO SING INSTEAD!!
Snape:I WAS SINGING AND DANCING!!!!
Me:WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN DANCING AND SINGING!!!
Snape:I WAS
Me:YOU LIAR!! I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU WORDS!!
Snape:I WAS LISTENING TO MCR, DANCING, AND SINGING.
Me:YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN TEXTING ME!!
*Long intervening pause*
Me:ALRIGHT THEN!!! I SEE HOW IT IS!! CAN'T DENY IT, EH?! OK THEN! FINE! BE THAT WAY!!
Snape:I WAS TEXTING YOOOOOOOU!!!! AND I AM CLEANING, THANK YE!!
Me:WHAT?! I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T STOP THE RHYTHM WITHOUT THE RHYTHM THIEF!?!
Snape:IT DIED. BUT THAT WAS WHEN YOU WHIPPED OUT THE DICTIONARY!!!
Me:IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY WORDS SPEAK LOUDER THAN YOURS!!
Snape:YES IT ISSS!
Me:NO IT'S NOT! IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR NOT HAVING A FABULOUS DICTIONARY!!!!!
Snape:STOP RIPPING ON MY POORNESS.
Me:IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IF YOU'RE POOR OR NOT!! I GOT MY DICTIONARY FOR FREE!! I'M SAYING THAT MY DICTIONARY IS BETTER THAN ANY DICTIONARY YOU'LL EVER HAVE!!
Snape:SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP KKK
Me:NEVER!!! LISTEN TO YOUR MASTER!!!
Snape:*SOBS* WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN WE MAKE LURVLES?!
Me:... I.... I'm.... Seeing someone else.... I didn't mean for you to find out this way, but..... It's Lucius.
Snape:But I thought I was you favorite deathie! My lord, why would you dot his to me?
Me:I'm sorry, Snape. You will always be my right hand deathies. But nothing gold can stay.
Snape:But.... but... why?
Me:Because. I am your Dark Lord, and I can do as I please.
Snape:... I, I must go now. I am sorry, my lord.
Me:Do as you must, Snape. (LMAO bye!)
*long intervening pause*
Snape:(I didn't really have to go. XD)
Me:(Oh. XDXD)
Wow, this stinks... I'm at my uncle's house now, and this supah fancy computer won't let me open the stupid comment box. XD So if you comment and I never answer you... sorry. <D Because I am SO busy chatting with my twenty-seven eight-million subscribers, they will just be devastated that they can't talk to me anymore!!! D; XDXDXDXD
Hm, so anyways.... I don't think I have anything to complain about THIS time, XD so no worries about that. For now. *chaired*
.... I just found a shiny, sparkly white rock-like thing with a piece of red fuzzy fabric attached to it for no particular reason. What does it mean???? D8 It's so intense!!!
................................ I mish mah deathies back home.... we all ran away and left snape-a-doodle there..... I hope aimees doing ok with her family and all..... and Luscious (oh texting errors, how we love you so XDXD).
You know, maybe this white rock is one of those sparkly vampires after they've been fozzilized.... maybe this piece of red cloth makes it feel better..... like, warmer, or maybe it makes it less hungry so it doesn't materialize into sparkly, gay vampire form and eat all the animals on the street. Yes, eat.
Lalalalalala...... hmmmm................................................. Nope! Nothing else! :D
Ciao!
