Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?
Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:
- Not a chick
- Not a dude
- So stfu
- I love you! ily, ilu, <3
- I am the Prince of Punk
Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.
Ok, now here's an argument me and Snape-A-Doodle had this AFTERNOON.
Me:Good afternoooon
Snape:Toodaloooooooo
Me:But toodaloo means goodbye. D:
Snape:SO?! IT'S NOT AFTERNOOOOOON!
Me:Yeah it is, baka! It's after twelve!
Snape:*SOB* afternoon is TWELVE.
Me:Noon is twelve!
Snape:BUT NOT AFTER THE HOUR OF TWELVE.
Me:HAHA! DICTIONARIES! NOON IS THE POINT OF MIDDAY, AND AFTERNOON IS THE POINT BETWEEN NOON AND EVENING!!!!!!
Snape:GRAAAAAAAAAAH! DICTIONARIES HAVE NOTHING ON SLANG!!!
Me:AND EVENING IS THE LAST HOURS OF DAY AND THE FIRST OF NIGHT!!!!
Snape:SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!!!
Me:THIS IS NOT SLANG!!! THESE ARE EXPRESSIONS OF THE TIME OF DAY!!!!!
Snape:IT'S SLANG TO SOME UNGODLY GENTLEMEN AND WOMEN.
Me:LISTEN TO THE DARK LORD!!! DO NOT DISOBEY!!!
Me:BUT WE ARE NOT! WE ARE NERDS!!
Snape:NERDS AND A NERD WHO WANTS TO BE A GENTLEWOMAN.
Me:HARRY POTTER NERDS WITH NO PURPOSE IN LIFE OTHER THAN TO GO TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS!!!
Snape:HOW DARE YOU PLAY THAT CARD!!! (in response to the dark lord reference)
Me:HOW DARE YOU NOT TO!!!
Snape:SHUT UP!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! UNFAIR!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DO IT!!!
Snape:GRAH
Me:THAT IS MY SOLE PURPOSE I LIFE, AS YOU KNOW YOURS IS!!!
Me:BARG
Snape:THEN YOU SHUOLD NOT USE IT AS AN INSULT!!!
Snape:LARGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULD NOT BRING UP SOCIAL STATUS!!
Me:MARG
Snape:THEN YOU SHOULD NOT WHIP OUT A DICTIONARY RANDOMLY!
Snape:NARGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULD NOT QUESTION AND DENY MY KNOWLEDGE OF TIME!!
Me:STARG
Snape:THEN YOU SHOULD NOT BE SO KNOWLEDGEABLE!
Snape:YARGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULD BE MORE SO!!!
Me:CLARG
Snape:THEN YOU SHOULD..SHOULD..SHUTUP!!
Snape:VARGH
Me:YOU SHOULD THINK OF BETTER COMEBACKS!!!
Me:JARG
Snape:YOU SHOULDN'T TEXT ME WHEN I'VE ONLY GOTTEN 7 HOURS OF SLEEP AND I'M CLEANING.
Snape:SARGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE TEXTED ME FIRST!!!
Me:QUARG
Snape:I DIDN'T TEXT YOU FIRST. OOOOOOOH SNAP!
Snape:WARGH
Me:I SAID YOU SHOULD HAVE!! THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE MENTIONED THAT IT WAS FATERNOON AND YOU WOULD STILL BE CLUELESS TO THE CORRECT TELLING OF THE TIMES OF DAY!!
Me:EARG
Snape:WELL YOU SHOULDN'T TEXT ME WHEN I'M DANCING!!!
Snape:KERGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULDN'T TEXT BACK WHILST DOING SO!!
Me:NARG
Snape:BUT THEN YOU WOULD THINK I WAS A JERK!
Snape:CARGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED DANCING!!
Me:TERG
Snape:YOU CAN'T STOP THE RHYTHM FLOWING THROUGH YOU!!!
Me:AND I CAN'T STOP BELIEVING THAT YOU HAD THE POWER TO DO SO!!!
Snape:YOU CAN'T STOP THE RHYTHM! YOU KNOW THAT!!!
Me:YES, BUT YOUR OWN FATRHER CAN FOR HE IS THE RHYTHM THIEF!! WHERE ARE YOUR EXCUSES NOW?!?!
Snape:I AM AT MY MOTHERS! BWAHAHAHA!!!!
Me:THEN, THEN, YOU SHOULD HAVE STARTED TO SING INSTEAD!!
Snape:I WAS SINGING AND DANCING!!!!
Me:WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN DANCING AND SINGING!!!
Snape:I WAS
Me:YOU LIAR!! I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU WORDS!!
Snape:I WAS LISTENING TO MCR, DANCING, AND SINGING.
Me:YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN TEXTING ME!!
*Long intervening pause*
Me:ALRIGHT THEN!!! I SEE HOW IT IS!! CAN'T DENY IT, EH?! OK THEN! FINE! BE THAT WAY!!
Snape:I WAS TEXTING YOOOOOOOU!!!! AND I AM CLEANING, THANK YE!!
Me:WHAT?! I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T STOP THE RHYTHM WITHOUT THE RHYTHM THIEF!?!
Snape:IT DIED. BUT THAT WAS WHEN YOU WHIPPED OUT THE DICTIONARY!!!
Me:IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY WORDS SPEAK LOUDER THAN YOURS!!
Snape:YES IT ISSS!
Me:NO IT'S NOT! IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR NOT HAVING A FABULOUS DICTIONARY!!!!!
Snape:STOP RIPPING ON MY POORNESS.
Me:IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IF YOU'RE POOR OR NOT!! I GOT MY DICTIONARY FOR FREE!! I'M SAYING THAT MY DICTIONARY IS BETTER THAN ANY DICTIONARY YOU'LL EVER HAVE!!
Snape:SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP KKK
Me:NEVER!!! LISTEN TO YOUR MASTER!!!
Snape:*SOBS* WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN WE MAKE LURVLES?!
Me:... I.... I'm.... Seeing someone else.... I didn't mean for you to find out this way, but..... It's Lucius.
Snape:But I thought I was you favorite deathie! My lord, why would you dot his to me?
Me:I'm sorry, Snape. You will always be my right hand deathies. But nothing gold can stay.
Snape:But.... but... why?
Me:Because. I am your Dark Lord, and I can do as I please.
Snape:... I, I must go now. I am sorry, my lord.
Me:Do as you must, Snape. (LMAO bye!)
*long intervening pause*
Snape:(I didn't really have to go. XD)
Me:(Oh. XDXD)
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.... It's been a while. XD
Something happened to my stupid internet thingy (my mom switched our internet boxes I believe >.<), so now I have to hook up drectly to her's to get on the internet at my house. Woo. XD
Um, well, yeah..... School gets out June 7, June 10 if you have to retake tests, and on June 14 I'm going to take a plane and visit my aunt! :D Alone. To get lost. D: Luckily they made it so I don't have to change flights on the way there.... so yay! :D I'm still afraid I'll get lost or forget what to do though..... D:
Welp. I took this vereh long Harry Potter house quiz, you know, for Hogwarts, and I got.... Slytherin. :D D: I didn't want to be in Hufflepuff, but..... they're all meanie faces!!! XD I got 83% SLytherin, 56% Hufflepuff, 54% Gryffendor and 51% Ravenclaw (can't exactly remember the numbers XD).... it's pretty sad. XD SO I think I'll put the link right here! It's about 121 questions long and detailed. :D
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm............ we have to do an argument presentation in English, so I chose the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism. XDXDXD That stuff is hilarious...... My argument is to accept Pastafarianism as a religion, and I think I made some good points. >w< It's good my teacher is kind of uncaring, and not supah religious.... But we have to present it to the class.... D: I don't wanna' talk to all my perverted class mates!!! TT^TT Urg, I hateth them.....
Eh well.... Pikmin wants me to change my world to Slytherin...... I don't know... I mights...... maybeh.
Oh! The world ended yesterday!!! How could I forget all of the screaming and the explosions.....? XDXDXD Hurka, stupid priest guy, you know the world isn't going to end until 2012! 8D XD Ralleh ridiculus.....
I think I'm going to celebrate national pirate day on September the 19 this year.... it sounds awesome. XD
Hmmm, will I think that ish it.... but there's something I was going to tell you guys..... but I don't don't remember it right now..... eh, maybeh later! :3
So~ goodbye! :3
On Animal Crossing, I caught another Crucio Carp. It now resides in my house. I'm keeping it for, ahem, further use.....
XD HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIMEE!!!
I'm so thankful for those otaku messages..... I shall now remember, forevah!!! Mwahahahahaha!
Hmmmm....... I'm supposed to be doing a poster for health..... Blarg.... I think health is kind of stupid, and pointless. Well, yeah, some things are important, but seriously? One of those stupid books for tips about life? I don't like those.... they're just annoying.... Some stuff we do in that class is informative, but otherwise, I really don't like it..... and I especially don't like the character ed stuff. Lots of sappy movies, guest speakers, and tests. Eh, whatever...
....hmmmmm... I think that's about it.....bye~
Today, I was playing Animal Crossing for the gamecube, as I have every day since last Friday, and I caught a crucian carp. Thinking it said "crucio carp", I then got excited, and decided that when you throw one of these little carps at somebody, it activates the crucio curse on them. ...... Watch out for flying carps.....
.... It's raining here in my little small town today. And guess what? It's ALSO raining in that Animal Crossing game! Again! Last Tuesday it was raining, and in the Animal Crossing game, it was also raining!!! This is getting creepy.... There hasn't been any rain here this week except for Tuesday and today, and so on the game when it hasn't rained here, it hasn't rained there.... and I only started a new file on this game last Friday!!! T~T It's weird!! It must have a little satellite going around earth, sending out messages to all of the Animal Crossing games.... I think I'm going to keep a tally thing on the top of this world with how many times the weather's matched that day, and how much it hasn't....
