Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

• Not a chick
• Not a dude
• So stfu
• I love you! ily, ilu, <3
• I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIMEE~

On Animal Crossing, I caught another Crucio Carp. It now resides in my house. I'm keeping it for, ahem, further use.....
XD HAPPY BIRTHDAY AIMEE!!!
I'm so thankful for those otaku messages..... I shall now remember, forevah!!! Mwahahahahaha!
Hmmmm....... I'm supposed to be doing a poster for health..... Blarg.... I think health is kind of stupid, and pointless. Well, yeah, some things are important, but seriously? One of those stupid books for tips about life? I don't like those.... they're just annoying.... Some stuff we do in that class is informative, but otherwise, I really don't like it..... and I especially don't like the character ed stuff. Lots of sappy movies, guest speakers, and tests. Eh, whatever...
....hmmmmm... I think that's about it.....bye~

DEAR AIMEE~~~~

I'm sorry, Aimee, that I've forgotten the date of your birthday.... I think it's either in the teens or the twenties, though... I feel bad.... or it might have already passed... maybe it was march the third?!?!?! Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! T~T I feel like a meanie face, because I neva get to talk to you, because you neva get on, and I neva know when zoe's texting you so I can say hi..... I don't know if you'll eva read this, buuuuuuuut I hope you do. We haven't forgotten about at all, even though stuff is really weird... and I hope to see you again some day.
..... ^^

...........I feel bad D: all mah friends are going away. T~T