Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

• Not a chick
• Not a dude
• So stfu
• I love you! ily, ilu, <3
• I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

DEAR AIMEE~~~~

I'm sorry, Aimee, that I've forgotten the date of your birthday.... I think it's either in the teens or the twenties, though... I feel bad.... or it might have already passed... maybe it was march the third?!?!?! Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! T~T I feel like a meanie face, because I neva get to talk to you, because you neva get on, and I neva know when zoe's texting you so I can say hi..... I don't know if you'll eva read this, buuuuuuuut I hope you do. We haven't forgotten about at all, even though stuff is really weird... and I hope to see you again some day.
..... ^^

...........I feel bad D: all mah friends are going away. T~T

Oh-so sad D:

I'm going to now upload one of teh saddest things on teh internet ToT For all sonic fans... so sad, so sad.... and thanks to firestar95 for showing it to me Oh the horror....