Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?
Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:
Not a chick
Not a dude
So stfu
I love you! ily, ilu, <3
I am the Prince of Punk
Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.
Oh my god it has been forever. I don't even have anything in my activity feed. Like. Absolutely nothing. Do people even get on here anymore? Geez.
Maybe I should get back into anime. I tried to read Elven Lied. But I was afraid my comp would get confiscated. .x.
Um. I'm going to change up this world. Don't think our Slytherin van universal studios plan still isn't going to happen, though. Because it is in the cards. It is the largest card.
NYAN CAT!!! NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYAN
IT'S SO POINTLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SO ADDICTIVE!!!! IT'S SO RANDOM!!! IT'S SO..... CAT-LIKE!!!!
I'm caught in the nyan cat web. D:
BUT BESIDES THE NYAN CAT I have two awesome, random youtube series for you. c:
THE FIRST NYAN is called asdf movie, and it's hilarious. XDXD
8D I lurv it.
The second nyan.... a couple have nyan disgusting parts in it, but it's nyan best to skip over those parts and go nyan to the other bits. It's called The Lazer Collection. :D:D:D
The first one is nyan too good quality, but nyan others are better.
My cousins friend showed me these, nyan I thought they were awesome. :D:D:D
DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS!! *BLAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!*
OKAY onto the boring other stuff.
I gotta' Living Dead Doll. 8D Her name ish Tenebre. c: I see why Snape-A-Doodle obsesses over hers, it's just like having a little baby doll that you can take care of, and carry around... they're cute!! >w< I washed her hair with colour-keeping shampoo and conditioner. c: Then I put mousse in her bangs to keep them in place because I washed out all the glue..... D: ..... >w< And she can stand up! :D *bricked*
I also got a slytherin shirt, a slytherin jacket, and a slytherin cardigan or whatever. c: My uncle paid for it all, so I'm okay with it. 8D *chair* I also got new shoes so I can run away from the cops faster. It's better to run away from friends who you've just doused with water, know what I'm saying?
Teehee! *house*
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
Lalalala...... Oh! I've had Turkish Delight. c: You know, from Narnia??? I thought it was actually turkey, because peple from the olden times are weird but it was actually from Turkey, and they're powdered jellies. We have three types in our box; coconut; with macadamia nuts in; and with pistachio nuts in. THEY'RE NUMMY. It was hard to stop eating them..... D:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............... CHECK OUT THIS SITE!!!!!! :D:D:D:D You may have to click the lower volume button in the corner though.... I think it's bugged, because you have to click it a couple of times to lower the volume.... but oh well!! :D
*Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* My mom got me a phone. _o_ I don't want a phone. I really don't need anything, really. *Sighhhhhhhhhhhh*
BUT I suppose I was using up all of my papaws minutes, so.... yeah. XD *moon*
Holy sh*t! I've gone to moon! Haven't gone this far before..... Hm.....
SHOOP DA WOOP!!!
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRICKERY!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST WATCH IT!!!! YOU CANNOT RESIST!! DO NOT EVEN TRY TO RESIST THE NYAN CAT!!!!
O.O O.o o.O o.o
.... It's been a while. XD
Something happened to my stupid internet thingy (my mom switched our internet boxes I believe >.<), so now I have to hook up drectly to her's to get on the internet at my house. Woo. XD
Um, well, yeah..... School gets out June 7, June 10 if you have to retake tests, and on June 14 I'm going to take a plane and visit my aunt! :D Alone. To get lost. D: Luckily they made it so I don't have to change flights on the way there.... so yay! :D I'm still afraid I'll get lost or forget what to do though..... D:
Welp. I took this vereh long Harry Potter house quiz, you know, for Hogwarts, and I got.... Slytherin. :D D: I didn't want to be in Hufflepuff, but..... they're all meanie faces!!! XD I got 83% SLytherin, 56% Hufflepuff, 54% Gryffendor and 51% Ravenclaw (can't exactly remember the numbers XD).... it's pretty sad. XD SO I think I'll put the link right here! It's about 121 questions long and detailed. :D
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm............ we have to do an argument presentation in English, so I chose the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism. XDXDXD That stuff is hilarious...... My argument is to accept Pastafarianism as a religion, and I think I made some good points. >w< It's good my teacher is kind of uncaring, and not supah religious.... But we have to present it to the class.... D: I don't wanna' talk to all my perverted class mates!!! TT^TT Urg, I hateth them.....
Eh well.... Pikmin wants me to change my world to Slytherin...... I don't know... I mights...... maybeh.
Oh! The world ended yesterday!!! How could I forget all of the screaming and the explosions.....? XDXDXD Hurka, stupid priest guy, you know the world isn't going to end until 2012! 8D XD Ralleh ridiculus.....
I think I'm going to celebrate national pirate day on September the 19 this year.... it sounds awesome. XD
Hmmm, will I think that ish it.... but there's something I was going to tell you guys..... but I don't don't remember it right now..... eh, maybeh later! :3
So~ goodbye! :3
