Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?
Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:
Not a chick
Not a dude
So stfu
I love you! ily, ilu, <3
I am the Prince of Punk
Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.
NYAN CAT!!! NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYAN
IT'S SO POINTLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SO ADDICTIVE!!!! IT'S SO RANDOM!!! IT'S SO..... CAT-LIKE!!!!
I'm caught in the nyan cat web. D:
BUT BESIDES THE NYAN CAT I have two awesome, random youtube series for you. c:
THE FIRST NYAN is called asdf movie, and it's hilarious. XDXD
8D I lurv it.
The second nyan.... a couple have nyan disgusting parts in it, but it's nyan best to skip over those parts and go nyan to the other bits. It's called The Lazer Collection. :D:D:D
The first one is nyan too good quality, but nyan others are better.
My cousins friend showed me these, nyan I thought they were awesome. :D:D:D
DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS!! *BLAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!*
OKAY onto the boring other stuff.
I gotta' Living Dead Doll. 8D Her name ish Tenebre. c: I see why Snape-A-Doodle obsesses over hers, it's just like having a little baby doll that you can take care of, and carry around... they're cute!! >w< I washed her hair with colour-keeping shampoo and conditioner. c: Then I put mousse in her bangs to keep them in place because I washed out all the glue..... D: ..... >w< And she can stand up! :D *bricked*
I also got a slytherin shirt, a slytherin jacket, and a slytherin cardigan or whatever. c: My uncle paid for it all, so I'm okay with it. 8D *chair* I also got new shoes so I can run away from the cops faster. It's better to run away from friends who you've just doused with water, know what I'm saying?
Teehee! *house*
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
Lalalala...... Oh! I've had Turkish Delight. c: You know, from Narnia??? I thought it was actually turkey, because peple from the olden times are weird but it was actually from Turkey, and they're powdered jellies. We have three types in our box; coconut; with macadamia nuts in; and with pistachio nuts in. THEY'RE NUMMY. It was hard to stop eating them..... D:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............... CHECK OUT THIS SITE!!!!!! :D:D:D:D You may have to click the lower volume button in the corner though.... I think it's bugged, because you have to click it a couple of times to lower the volume.... but oh well!! :D
*Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* My mom got me a phone. _o_ I don't want a phone. I really don't need anything, really. *Sighhhhhhhhhhhh*
BUT I suppose I was using up all of my papaws minutes, so.... yeah. XD *moon*
Holy sh*t! I've gone to moon! Haven't gone this far before..... Hm.....
SHOOP DA WOOP!!!
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRICKERY!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST WATCH IT!!!! YOU CANNOT RESIST!! DO NOT EVEN TRY TO RESIST THE NYAN CAT!!!!
Hm, yes, very rare for me to post one day after another, but this (isn't) important.
O_O O_O o_o o_o o_e
I used to read the Animorphs series in 5th grade...... But they didn't have the last books. There are fifty-four books in the series, along with some other side books and stories, and, since 5th or 6th grade, I had only read the fifty-third. And today, I read the fifty-fourth. Brooke had told me before that they all died, except for one girl, but....... I didn't believe her..... and they all really die. Except for one girl. I'm in shock right now. I finished it thirty minutes ago. Oh my god...... oh my god....... Brooke, you were right...... just gone, like that................. oh my god.........................................
I just........... had to tell someone about it. Oh my god.......... It's just......... life shattering. They're all dead....... dead. Dead. D-E-A-D. Dead. Gone. The complete ending to the Animorphs series. Finished. No more. Nothing. Holy sh*t. Holy sh*t................. Dead......
I'm sorry, Brooke for doubting your words. I almost cried when Rachel died. And then the rest of them did, except for Cassie. Died. Dead. Gone. No more Animorphs....... no more.............. oh my god.......................... oh my god.
Oh. My. God.
My shock does not permit me to say anything more. Dead...... oh my god...... gone......... oh my god............ it's like I want to laugh, but I can't...... it's so ironic it makes me giggly, but I'm too shocked that their all..... just dead. Gone. They become famous, then they die. Dead. Only one survives. Oh my god......
Have a nice day.
