Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

• Not a chick
• Not a dude
• So stfu
• I love you! ily, ilu, <3
• I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

u.u

I was watching Adventure Time, BECAUSE I CAN, and I realized Fin and Jake have a bromance. .-. SAY IT OUT LOUD. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. BROMANCE. BROMANCE BROMANCE BROMANCE.
I felt awkward while watching it after that. e_e
I actually cleaned my room. e3e I still can't find my rainbow tacky vest thing my aunt got me for Christmas in '10. I WANT IT. I have a rainbow shirt that would go perfectly with it.... :c I STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE MY DICTIONARY IS. IT HAS OVER 3,000 PAGES AND IT'S SO HEAVY. IF MY MOM HAS SOLD IT- well, who knows what I may do. This may get really ugly....

I FINISHED SON OF NEPTUNE. I ALMOST HAD A SEIZURE AT THE END. OH MY GOOOOOD IT WAS AMAZING.
I'm listening to Drowned World/Substitute For Love by Madonna... what is wrong with me? XD
Silly games! I like the new preview post feature on here.....
My uncle won't message me back D: I am sad. He hasn't emailed me in a week :C I got him all mad, and then he chilled out, and I'm afraid I sent a stupid response and he's all "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU".... :c sad faced.
Laughter in the dark!
Stupid slut Madonna.... I brokeded my Sonic headphones D: old news, but it still makes me sad.
MY BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP. I SHALL BE 16. BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO DOOOOOOOOOO. SO SAD.

I should be doing something productive e-e ..... lol, yeah right! XD
Arg. I'm a pirate.
A fancy pirate. Ciao!

O_O Animorphs....O_O

Hm, yes, very rare for me to post one day after another, but this (isn't) important.
O_O O_O o_o o_o o_e
I used to read the Animorphs series in 5th grade...... But they didn't have the last books. There are fifty-four books in the series, along with some other side books and stories, and, since 5th or 6th grade, I had only read the fifty-third. And today, I read the fifty-fourth. Brooke had told me before that they all died, except for one girl, but....... I didn't believe her..... and they all really die. Except for one girl. I'm in shock right now. I finished it thirty minutes ago. Oh my god...... oh my god....... Brooke, you were right...... just gone, like that................. oh my god.........................................
I just........... had to tell someone about it. Oh my god.......... It's just......... life shattering. They're all dead....... dead. Dead. D-E-A-D. Dead. Gone. The complete ending to the Animorphs series. Finished. No more. Nothing. Holy sh*t. Holy sh*t................. Dead......
I'm sorry, Brooke for doubting your words. I almost cried when Rachel died. And then the rest of them did, except for Cassie. Died. Dead. Gone. No more Animorphs....... no more.............. oh my god.......................... oh my god.
Oh. My. God.

My shock does not permit me to say anything more. Dead...... oh my god...... gone......... oh my god............ it's like I want to laugh, but I can't...... it's so ironic it makes me giggly, but I'm too shocked that their all..... just dead. Gone. They become famous, then they die. Dead. Only one survives. Oh my god......
Have a nice day.