Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

• Not a chick
• Not a dude
• So stfu
• I love you! ily, ilu, <3
• I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

u.u

I was watching Adventure Time, BECAUSE I CAN, and I realized Fin and Jake have a bromance. .-. SAY IT OUT LOUD. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. BROMANCE. BROMANCE BROMANCE BROMANCE.
I felt awkward while watching it after that. e_e
I actually cleaned my room. e3e I still can't find my rainbow tacky vest thing my aunt got me for Christmas in '10. I WANT IT. I have a rainbow shirt that would go perfectly with it.... :c I STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE MY DICTIONARY IS. IT HAS OVER 3,000 PAGES AND IT'S SO HEAVY. IF MY MOM HAS SOLD IT- well, who knows what I may do. This may get really ugly....

I FINISHED SON OF NEPTUNE. I ALMOST HAD A SEIZURE AT THE END. OH MY GOOOOOD IT WAS AMAZING.
I'm listening to Drowned World/Substitute For Love by Madonna... what is wrong with me? XD
Silly games! I like the new preview post feature on here.....
My uncle won't message me back D: I am sad. He hasn't emailed me in a week :C I got him all mad, and then he chilled out, and I'm afraid I sent a stupid response and he's all "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU".... :c sad faced.
Laughter in the dark!
Stupid slut Madonna.... I brokeded my Sonic headphones D: old news, but it still makes me sad.
MY BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP. I SHALL BE 16. BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO DOOOOOOOOOO. SO SAD.

I should be doing something productive e-e ..... lol, yeah right! XD
Arg. I'm a pirate.
A fancy pirate. Ciao!