Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?
Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:
Not a chick
Not a dude
So stfu
I love you! ily, ilu, <3
I am the Prince of Punk
Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.
NYAN CAT!!! NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYAN
IT'S SO POINTLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SO ADDICTIVE!!!! IT'S SO RANDOM!!! IT'S SO..... CAT-LIKE!!!!
I'm caught in the nyan cat web. D:
BUT BESIDES THE NYAN CAT I have two awesome, random youtube series for you. c:
THE FIRST NYAN is called asdf movie, and it's hilarious. XDXD
8D I lurv it.
The second nyan.... a couple have nyan disgusting parts in it, but it's nyan best to skip over those parts and go nyan to the other bits. It's called The Lazer Collection. :D:D:D
The first one is nyan too good quality, but nyan others are better.
My cousins friend showed me these, nyan I thought they were awesome. :D:D:D
DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS!! *BLAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!*
OKAY onto the boring other stuff.
I gotta' Living Dead Doll. 8D Her name ish Tenebre. c: I see why Snape-A-Doodle obsesses over hers, it's just like having a little baby doll that you can take care of, and carry around... they're cute!! >w< I washed her hair with colour-keeping shampoo and conditioner. c: Then I put mousse in her bangs to keep them in place because I washed out all the glue..... D: ..... >w< And she can stand up! :D *bricked*
I also got a slytherin shirt, a slytherin jacket, and a slytherin cardigan or whatever. c: My uncle paid for it all, so I'm okay with it. 8D *chair* I also got new shoes so I can run away from the cops faster. It's better to run away from friends who you've just doused with water, know what I'm saying?
Teehee! *house*
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
Lalalala...... Oh! I've had Turkish Delight. c: You know, from Narnia??? I thought it was actually turkey, because peple from the olden times are weird but it was actually from Turkey, and they're powdered jellies. We have three types in our box; coconut; with macadamia nuts in; and with pistachio nuts in. THEY'RE NUMMY. It was hard to stop eating them..... D:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............... CHECK OUT THIS SITE!!!!!! :D:D:D:D You may have to click the lower volume button in the corner though.... I think it's bugged, because you have to click it a couple of times to lower the volume.... but oh well!! :D
*Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* My mom got me a phone. _o_ I don't want a phone. I really don't need anything, really. *Sighhhhhhhhhhhh*
BUT I suppose I was using up all of my papaws minutes, so.... yeah. XD *moon*
Holy sh*t! I've gone to moon! Haven't gone this far before..... Hm.....
SHOOP DA WOOP!!!
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRICKERY!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST WATCH IT!!!! YOU CANNOT RESIST!! DO NOT EVEN TRY TO RESIST THE NYAN CAT!!!!
