Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

• Not a chick
• Not a dude
• So stfu
• I love you! ily, ilu, <3
• I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

83% Slytherin o-o

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.... It's been a while. XD
Something happened to my stupid internet thingy (my mom switched our internet boxes I believe >.<), so now I have to hook up drectly to her's to get on the internet at my house. Woo. XD
Um, well, yeah..... School gets out June 7, June 10 if you have to retake tests, and on June 14 I'm going to take a plane and visit my aunt! :D Alone. To get lost. D: Luckily they made it so I don't have to change flights on the way there.... so yay! :D I'm still afraid I'll get lost or forget what to do though..... D:
Welp. I took this vereh long Harry Potter house quiz, you know, for Hogwarts, and I got.... Slytherin. :D D: I didn't want to be in Hufflepuff, but..... they're all meanie faces!!! XD I got 83% SLytherin, 56% Hufflepuff, 54% Gryffendor and 51% Ravenclaw (can't exactly remember the numbers XD).... it's pretty sad. XD SO I think I'll put the link right here! It's about 121 questions long and detailed. :D
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm............ we have to do an argument presentation in English, so I chose the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pastafarianism. XDXDXD That stuff is hilarious...... My argument is to accept Pastafarianism as a religion, and I think I made some good points. >w< It's good my teacher is kind of uncaring, and not supah religious.... But we have to present it to the class.... D: I don't wanna' talk to all my perverted class mates!!! TT^TT Urg, I hateth them.....
Eh well.... Pikmin wants me to change my world to Slytherin...... I don't know... I mights...... maybeh.
Oh! The world ended yesterday!!! How could I forget all of the screaming and the explosions.....? XDXDXD Hurka, stupid priest guy, you know the world isn't going to end until 2012! 8D XD Ralleh ridiculus.....
I think I'm going to celebrate national pirate day on September the 19 this year.... it sounds awesome. XD
Hmmm, will I think that ish it.... but there's something I was going to tell you guys..... but I don't don't remember it right now..... eh, maybeh later! :3
So~ goodbye! :3