Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

• Not a chick
• Not a dude
• So stfu
• I love you! ily, ilu, <3
• I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

Greatest Argument of ALL TIME

Ok, now here's an argument me and Snape-A-Doodle had this AFTERNOON.

Me:Good afternoooon
Snape:Toodaloooooooo
Me:But toodaloo means goodbye. D:
Snape:SO?! IT'S NOT AFTERNOOOOOON!
Me:Yeah it is, baka! It's after twelve!
Snape:*SOB* afternoon is TWELVE.
Me:Noon is twelve!
Snape:BUT NOT AFTER THE HOUR OF TWELVE.
Me:HAHA! DICTIONARIES! NOON IS THE POINT OF MIDDAY, AND AFTERNOON IS THE POINT BETWEEN NOON AND EVENING!!!!!!
Snape:GRAAAAAAAAAAH! DICTIONARIES HAVE NOTHING ON SLANG!!!
Me:AND EVENING IS THE LAST HOURS OF DAY AND THE FIRST OF NIGHT!!!!
Snape:SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!!!
Me:THIS IS NOT SLANG!!! THESE ARE EXPRESSIONS OF THE TIME OF DAY!!!!!
Snape:IT'S SLANG TO SOME UNGODLY GENTLEMEN AND WOMEN.
Me:LISTEN TO THE DARK LORD!!! DO NOT DISOBEY!!!
Me:BUT WE ARE NOT! WE ARE NERDS!!
Snape:NERDS AND A NERD WHO WANTS TO BE A GENTLEWOMAN.
Me:HARRY POTTER NERDS WITH NO PURPOSE IN LIFE OTHER THAN TO GO TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS!!!
Snape:HOW DARE YOU PLAY THAT CARD!!! (in response to the dark lord reference)
Me:HOW DARE YOU NOT TO!!!
Snape:SHUT UP!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! UNFAIR!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DO IT!!!
Snape:GRAH
Me:THAT IS MY SOLE PURPOSE I LIFE, AS YOU KNOW YOURS IS!!!
Me:BARG
Snape:THEN YOU SHUOLD NOT USE IT AS AN INSULT!!!
Snape:LARGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULD NOT BRING UP SOCIAL STATUS!!
Me:MARG
Snape:THEN YOU SHOULD NOT WHIP OUT A DICTIONARY RANDOMLY!
Snape:NARGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULD NOT QUESTION AND DENY MY KNOWLEDGE OF TIME!!
Me:STARG
Snape:THEN YOU SHOULD NOT BE SO KNOWLEDGEABLE!
Snape:YARGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULD BE MORE SO!!!
Me:CLARG
Snape:THEN YOU SHOULD..SHOULD..SHUTUP!!
Snape:VARGH
Me:YOU SHOULD THINK OF BETTER COMEBACKS!!!
Me:JARG
Snape:YOU SHOULDN'T TEXT ME WHEN I'VE ONLY GOTTEN 7 HOURS OF SLEEP AND I'M CLEANING.
Snape:SARGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE TEXTED ME FIRST!!!
Me:QUARG
Snape:I DIDN'T TEXT YOU FIRST. OOOOOOOH SNAP!
Snape:WARGH
Me:I SAID YOU SHOULD HAVE!! THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE MENTIONED THAT IT WAS FATERNOON AND YOU WOULD STILL BE CLUELESS TO THE CORRECT TELLING OF THE TIMES OF DAY!!
Me:EARG
Snape:WELL YOU SHOULDN'T TEXT ME WHEN I'M DANCING!!!
Snape:KERGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULDN'T TEXT BACK WHILST DOING SO!!
Me:NARG
Snape:BUT THEN YOU WOULD THINK I WAS A JERK!
Snape:CARGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED DANCING!!
Me:TERG
Snape:YOU CAN'T STOP THE RHYTHM FLOWING THROUGH YOU!!!
Me:AND I CAN'T STOP BELIEVING THAT YOU HAD THE POWER TO DO SO!!!
Snape:YOU CAN'T STOP THE RHYTHM! YOU KNOW THAT!!!
Me:YES, BUT YOUR OWN FATRHER CAN FOR HE IS THE RHYTHM THIEF!! WHERE ARE YOUR EXCUSES NOW?!?!
Snape:I AM AT MY MOTHERS! BWAHAHAHA!!!!
Me:THEN, THEN, YOU SHOULD HAVE STARTED TO SING INSTEAD!!
Snape:I WAS SINGING AND DANCING!!!!
Me:WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN DANCING AND SINGING!!!
Snape:I WAS
Me:YOU LIAR!! I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU WORDS!!
Snape:I WAS LISTENING TO MCR, DANCING, AND SINGING.
Me:YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN TEXTING ME!!
*Long intervening pause*
Me:ALRIGHT THEN!!! I SEE HOW IT IS!! CAN'T DENY IT, EH?! OK THEN! FINE! BE THAT WAY!!
Snape:I WAS TEXTING YOOOOOOOU!!!! AND I AM CLEANING, THANK YE!!
Me:WHAT?! I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T STOP THE RHYTHM WITHOUT THE RHYTHM THIEF!?!
Snape:IT DIED. BUT THAT WAS WHEN YOU WHIPPED OUT THE DICTIONARY!!!
Me:IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY WORDS SPEAK LOUDER THAN YOURS!!
Snape:YES IT ISSS!
Me:NO IT'S NOT! IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR NOT HAVING A FABULOUS DICTIONARY!!!!!
Snape:STOP RIPPING ON MY POORNESS.
Me:IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IF YOU'RE POOR OR NOT!! I GOT MY DICTIONARY FOR FREE!! I'M SAYING THAT MY DICTIONARY IS BETTER THAN ANY DICTIONARY YOU'LL EVER HAVE!!
Snape:SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP KKK
Me:NEVER!!! LISTEN TO YOUR MASTER!!!
Snape:*SOBS* WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN WE MAKE LURVLES?!
Me:... I.... I'm.... Seeing someone else.... I didn't mean for you to find out this way, but..... It's Lucius.
Snape:But I thought I was you favorite deathie! My lord, why would you dot his to me?
Me:I'm sorry, Snape. You will always be my right hand deathies. But nothing gold can stay.
Snape:But.... but... why?
Me:Because. I am your Dark Lord, and I can do as I please.
Snape:... I, I must go now. I am sorry, my lord.
Me:Do as you must, Snape. (LMAO bye!)
*long intervening pause*
Snape:(I didn't really have to go. XD)
Me:(Oh. XDXD)

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Dewds I just like totally haff tah tell you something. Dewd.
My aunt and uncle haff this Merriam-Webster's dictionary. Their second edition. From 1944. That was property of the government and from a house called Griffin Manor. That has 3,210 oages counted, not including the front ones. AND THEIR LETTING ME HAFF IT. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D I am soooooo happeh.... it's HUGE. HUUUUUGE. I've never seen a book this big. EVAR. It's BATIFUL. I lurv it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haff a dilemma, though...... how will it fit in my bag on the plane?