Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

• Not a chick
• Not a dude
• So stfu
• I love you! ily, ilu, <3
• I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

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Dewds I just like totally haff tah tell you something. Dewd.
My aunt and uncle haff this Merriam-Webster's dictionary. Their second edition. From 1944. That was property of the government and from a house called Griffin Manor. That has 3,210 oages counted, not including the front ones. AND THEIR LETTING ME HAFF IT. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D I am soooooo happeh.... it's HUGE. HUUUUUGE. I've never seen a book this big. EVAR. It's BATIFUL. I lurv it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haff a dilemma, though...... how will it fit in my bag on the plane?