Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

• Not a chick
• Not a dude
• So stfu
• I love you! ily, ilu, <3
• I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

D: Don't you want to tap dance on tables too?

How sad D: I do't have anything to post on here D: Hmmm..... Well then, I suppose I should come up with something thens :D Along with my brain-stealing friends >:O Dangit you guys!
Hmm.... I just had some almond milk a while ago D: Yuck yuck yuck... it just tastes like almonds in watery milk :( I suppose that's what it's supposed to be though. Yuck XP
My grandma's trying to rent a house across the street from them for us though :D which is good. *tap dance*
DOT DOT DOT now what D:
Yay! Winter's coming! *tap dance on table* I shall dress zis world for it. :3
And, come up with some new things to do. :D