Dewds I just like totally haff tah tell you something. Dewd.
My aunt and uncle haff this Merriam-Webster's dictionary. Their second edition. From 1944. That was property of the government and from a house called Griffin Manor. That has 3,210 oages counted, not including the front ones. AND THEIR LETTING ME HAFF IT. :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D I am soooooo happeh.... it's HUGE. HUUUUUGE. I've never seen a book this big. EVAR. It's BATIFUL. I lurv it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haff a dilemma, though...... how will it fit in my bag on the plane?