Here is my entry for Kittens 3's Love is in the Air challenge. Kurama from YuYu Hakusho in a scene from my sequel series, looking at his wedding picture. The girl, Midori is Genkai's grandneice to replace Genkai since she died in the manga. People have been telling me how much of an extension of the original it is with the essence of Togashi in it, which makes me really happy 
Well, enough of a backstory and tangent, here's the entry, 
Refi: Shhh!!! Okay, today we have set up state-of-the-art Canvid Cameras to capture Hiei at his secret hobby! (for those who don’t know, that is he pretends he has his own cooking show) So hopefully this time we won’t get caught.
Kurama Clone #2: You just never give up, do you?
Refi: *victory pose* Thank Joey Wheeler for his inspiration on perseverance! ^o^
Hiei’s Café
Hiei: Und today ve shall learn how to bake ze cake… *snicker* from scratch!
*Hiei gathers materials*
Hiei: If you get down to the basics, you will find that cake is quite healthy. Today you will need bread, milk, and eggs. Notice how the ingredients cover three of our food groups. While the cake bakes, we will make a strawberry frosting to cover fruit and a chocolate filling. And since chocolate is cocoa that comes from a bean, we will have our vegetable too! You see, cake is natures perfect food!
*Mori looms behind Hiei and Hunny bounces off of his shoulders*
Hunny: I smelled the word cake! Is there any cake here?
Hiei: >_> Didn’t know the castle had guest today.
Hunny: *seeing the ingredients and utensils* Wow, what is this?
Hiei: I’m making a cake.
Mori: Mmm.
Hunny: Really? Like how commoners make it? Can we help?
Hiei: Just don’t get in the way, you little brat.
Mori: Grrr.
Hiei: >.> Don’t thing you can intimidate me, you big oaf!
Hunny: So what do we do first?
Hiei: *seizing the opportunity* Well, you take ze bread here und put it into ze bowl, like so. Den you take ze milk und pour zem on top. Den grab ze eggs und beat zem in.
Hunny: Oh? Like this?
Hiei: To start, but be sure to beat the eggs really good!
Hunny: Got it!
*Hunny uses his martial arts moves to beat the eggs and mix the ingredients*
Hiei: *impressed* Hm, not too bad. Now to heat ze oven.
*Hiei opens the oven door and uses fist of the moral flame. Hunny tosses the bowl to Mori who is holding the pan. Mori catches the bowl and pours the mixture into the pan then tosses it into the oven. Hiei closes the oven.*
Hiei: Good, good. Now for ze frosting und ze filling.
Hunny: Mmm! Strawberry or chocolate?
Hiei: I’ll melt ze shokolate, you beat ze strawberries!
*Hiei dark flames the chocolate while Hunny and Mori punch the strawberries back and forth between each other.*
Hiei: Now put it all together und voila!
*Hiei pulls the pan from the oven, shoves the chocolate into it, then Hunny hits the strawberries to land on top.*
Hunny: It doesn’t look like the cake we get imported from France, but I bet it still tastes good!
*Raine enters the kitchen*
Raine: Eureka! I have created a masterpiece!
*The others turn and stare at her.*
Raine: SPICY CAKE!
Everyone: o.O???
Raine: Cake is known to be sweet, but here is a big breakthrough. A revolutionary, culinary dish to please your palate as you enjoy a dessert that packs the punch of a full course meal. You see, I substituted the sugar with a blend of curry and red hot chili peppers… *continues ruin-mode monologue*
Hunny: *aside* I don’t recall any ‘sugar’ did we use ‘sugar,’ Mori?
Mori: *shrugs*
Back in the Queen’s Secret Lair
Refi: Oh please tell me we got that on tape! That was too precious! And our little Hiei clone is making new friends! ♥
Kurama Clone #2: Tape? I suppose that was a one-time deal for whoever watched it live.
Refi: I didn’t know we still had the Host Club hanging around here…which brings up a valid point, why don’t we have a Kyoya clone?
Kurama Clone #2: I think the ‘cloning business’ you set up fell out of fashion before Host Club…
Refi: And a Riku clone, and an Eyes Rutherford clone, and a Rei clone, Oh I want a Rei clone! >.< And I guess a Hiyono clone would be a lot of fun. And why not a Guy clone, and a Kratos clone, and we should have a Uryu clone as well, and a Zelgadis clone and…
For The Mask’s Anime Song Parody Challenge
Anyone have a karoke of this song so I can do an AMV to it? ^^
To the tune of “We Will Rock You” by Queen
*stomp stomp clap*
*stomp stomp clap*
Edward you’re a short man, proud man
Small big brother, look at you drikin’ no milk today
Ya got sweat on your face
Ya big disgrace
That Fuhrer will transmute ya back into your place
Singin’
With your auto-mail limbs!
*sing it!*
With your auto-mail limbs!
Goin’ to central, the capital
Ready for the test for the State Alchemist today
Ya got mud on your face
Ya big disgrace
Try to save a life but another bad case
With your auto-mail limbs!
With your auto-mail limbs!
Psychotics, assassins, homunculi
All that crazy stuff go back to Resembool to play
Ya got a tear on your face
Ya big disgrace
Don’t think Al and Winry will give you your space
With your auto-mail limbs!
With your auto-mail limbs!
A-kon 20 Performance with Vic Mignogna (Ed's Eng VA)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIESJmRd0G0
Refi: Hello, Hello! It’s been a while since I posted a good scene from the castle (XD You’re gonna hate me today for all my fanword submissions!) Hah, so much going on what with acting and producing and such. Hiei in RainbowLand is practically completely released as a musical! Hopefully Eizou will get dubbed. And I now have a submission for every fan category and participated in a lot of challenges (working on that fan comic trophy so I have a full profile XD). Ah but today I have a new addition and I’d like to give him a formal introduction.
Everyone groans: Another bishie…
Refi: No! It’s not like that. He’s another addition to the family like Yukina, Tohru, and Hiei!
Hiei Clone #3: o-o You don’t love me like a bishie?
Refi: >.> You’ve been in too many RPGs, you’re OOC.
Hiei Clone #3: Actually, I’ve been catching glimpses of douijinshi’s and want to try the cute chibi me.
~drawn by Togashi himself
Refi: o_O But you’re scary like that! You’re acting chibi but you don’t look chibi! Go back to yourself or I’ll put you back in Cartoon Cops Dating Service where you are in the Tower of Terror!
~Hiei surrounded by marionettes singing "It's a Small World"
Hiei Clone #3: *remembers* >-> >~< I will kill you! *buzz* >o_O<
Refi: ^-^ Much better, have a fudgey brownie!
Kurama Clone #2: *sidenote* ^^;;; Wooo, she’s brutal today…
Refi: So as I was saying, I’d like you to meet Hideaki!
~Hideaki, the wildcat
Hideaki: *rawr*
Refi: I adopted him from Z (aka Die Before I Wake, or on DA MasonHeartagram), she does the cutest adoptables. =^o^= Oh, and I am thinking I’ll be using him in Beyond! as a demon world wildcat, Akira needs a friend. This playmate should help bring out his character since he’s so quiet.
Kurama Clone #2: In the meantime he is recuperating here at the castle from being caught in a poacher’s trap.
Hideaki: Rawr!
Refi: (That means “I love you” in dinosaur…wait, I didn’t know Hideaki spoke dinosaur!)
*Ode to Anime for edisshort's FanWord challenge, abridged. Full version.*
Oh anime, anime! Where would we be?
If your presence not grace us ever so fully?
I know just what to do; we should propose a grand toast!
The grandest of toast with your preferred host!
Now young and fair girls, come one and come all!
Pick a partner to take to our anime ball!
We have every character; just tell us your type:
Height, eyes, hair color, and favorite plight.
What if you’re a guy, who wishes a girl or two?
I think we might round up something for you.
Although our host club is comprised of guys,
A woman’s touch is at work beneath your eyes.
Choose any one; our doors are open for you!
This night is the night for your dreams to come true!
Your desired host is yours, providing you pay.
But none of you are commoners, so you should be okay.
