Wow...this has gotten unexpectedly popular! :D Thanks for the support everyone, and because of it I give you the FULL Neji's Wii fanfiction!
WARNING: EXTREEEAMLY OOC
Neji sighed. He was bored. He sat on his couch, his Wiimote in his hand. Damn. It was REALLY boring.
Suddenly, Naruto burst into his humble abode. “Hey Neji! Can I play your Wii?” he asked rather hyper-ly. “I just heard that you got one! I wanna play!”
“Sure.” Neji said. Well, with the number one knuckle-head ninja around, things are bound to become interesting. “Go ahead. Do what you wish."
“YES!” Naruto yelled. “This is GREAT! Oh, yeah, one more thing. I invited everyone over to your house to try the Wii, including Gaara!”
“Gaara?” Neji exclaimed, frowning.
Suddenly, Kiba, Hinata, Shikamaru, Shino, and Sasuke came in through the door.
“H-hello, Neji.” Hinata said shyly, blushing.
Shikamaru sighed lazily. “I heard you got a Wii, Neji. I thought it was a drag, but since Naruto invited me, I figured I’d come. How troublesome...”
“YO!” Kiba yelled. “Whassap, Neji?”
“Nice place.” Sasuke commented. “You get Hinata to clean it or something?” At this comment, both Neji and Hinata started blushing.
Shino remained comment-less, examining the Wii in front of him.
I pray that nothing gets broken. Neji thought warily. With that dog boy around, who knows what could happen...
Everyone examined Neji’s Wii in amazement. They were all so busy in awe that no one but Neji noticed Kiba tugging at his sleave.
“What?” Neji said sharply, still distracted by everyone else.
“Is Akamaru allowed to go to the bathroom on the couch?” Kiba asked simpily.
“Sure.” Neji said semiconsciously. It was such an honest question that Neji didn’t even realize what Kiba had said until it was too late.
“Hey. Can I go to the bathroom on the couch?” Kiba asked hopefully.
“HELL NO!” Neji replied, looking at his poor soiled couch and wondering how in hell he was going to get it cleaned. “You go on that couch and I’ll have you fixed, dog-boy.”
“YOU SPECIESIST!” yelled Kiba. “What the hell? You let Akamaru go on the couch! I’m part dog, you know! And there’s the ’inu’ in my name too! You don’t give me the same treatment you give him and I’ll sue you!”
Neji sighed. What could he do? After a moment, Neji sighed again. “Fine...Just make sure no one can see it, and you're buying me a new couch later.”
“You got it, dude.” Kiba said, giving Neji a thumbs-up.
“Hey! Neji! Your controller’s broken!” Naruto yelled.
Dammit! And I just bought it, too! Neji thought. He was about to kill someone when Hinata spoke up.
“Um...N-N-Neji...Th-there aren’t any batteries in them...”
“Oh.” Neji said, a total ‘I so knew that’ moment. “Now I feel really stupid...” Neji muttered, quickly placing batteries in two Wiimotes.
“Sasuke-teme! I challenge you!” Naruto roared, pointing at Sasuke.
“Yeah, yeah.” Sasuke sighed. “I’ll just beat you like I usually do.”
“I’m going to beat your butt! BELIEVE IT!”
"Believe it is a 74% overused catchphrase." Sasuke shot back.
And so the two went at it and chose their characters on Super Smash Bros Brawl. Naruto chose Pikachu, and Sasuke chose Mario.
“Both your characters suck.” Shikamaru noted.
And so the two went at it, Naruto royally beating all hell out of Sasuke.
“NOOOOO!!” Sasuke shouted.
“YEAH!” Naruto shouted, doing a little victory dance. Sasuke then proceeded to pass out, muttering something about his brother.
“ALRIGHT!” Naruto shouted, kicking Sasuke out of the way. “WHO’S NEXT?”
Meanwhile, Hinata gently tugged on Neji’s arm. “N-nii-san...” She stuttered. “Neji-nii-san...Kiba’s making weird sounds in the bathroom...It’s scaring me...” Hinata’s face was bright red.
Neji sighed. “Alright.” He said, walking down to the bathroom. “Kiba? Whatever you’re doing in here, it’s scaring Hinata-hime—!” Neji opened the door to find Kiba on the floor with Akamaru. Neji could tell they were doing...things... He quickly shut the door and walked back to Hinata. “...”
Neji turned to Naruto, who was still ranting.
“S-so what was...K-kiba doing in there...?” Hinata asked.
“Don’t ask. You don’t want to know.” Neji said quickly. “Anyway,” Neji said, quickly changing the subject, “Who’s next?”
“I want to play.”
Neji turned to the voice. It was Gaara...of the Funk. “When did you get here?”
“You don’t need to know that.” Gaara said. “Naruto said you got a Wii, and I want to play it.
Neji sighed. “Fine, go ahead.”
So they selected characters. Naruto immediately picked Jigglypuff.
“Aaaaww!!” Gaara whined. “I wanted to be Jigglypuff!”
“Fine, fine.” Naruto grumbled, choosing Pikachu again. Gaara happily squealed and chose Jigglypuff. Gaara happily whooped Naruto’s butt ten times.
“OK.” Neji said. “Who wants to go up against Gaara?” He turned to his younger cousin. “Hinata-hime?”
“A-Alright...” Hinata said timidly.
Gaara chose Jigglypuff, while Hinata chose Zelda. After a few seconds of battling, Hinata was declared the winner.
“I...I won.” Hinata said happily.
Gaara stared at the screen blankly. “I was beaten...by a girl...? No...it’s not possible...” Gaara continued to mutter to himself.
“N-nii-san...Do you want to go next...?” Hinata timidly asked, blushing.
“Sure. Why not.” Neji said, forcing the Wiimote out of Gaara’s hand. “Let’s do it.”
Hinata picked her favorite, Kirby, while Neji picked his favorite badass, Link. After a few seconds, Link got thrown off a cliff.
“Well, what do you know. I lost. It must be destined.” Neji said, placing the controller down. “You can play by yourself, Hinata-sama. No one else has a chance against you. It’s FATE."
And so, Neji's Wii Party was abruptly ended by Hinata.
THE END
A/N: This fanfiction came upon the thought of: 'Not only the Third Hokage died in the attack against Konoha'. So this is what came of it. Please enjoy.
Dedicated to myTRAGICending and Squee-Neji, because they're awesome
LOST:~Regrets~
...
...I'm dead.
Why am I dead?
Someone...killed me? Who?
...
...sound ninja. They attacked so suddenly...they were trying to destroy Konohagakure. Why...?
...
...crap.
I should've...should've done things differently. About my life. I've got...so many regrets right now...
Why was I so cold to everyone? I wasn't an orphan, I didn't have any problems in my life. My parents were happy together, and I had brothers and sisters, so I was never lonely. Everyone was so happy...why wasn't I happy...? Everyone...was kind.
...
...there was someone with me when I died. Who was it...who was holding me, telling me not to die...?
...who was crying for my sake?
...ah.
It was...her. She cried for me.
Fuyuko.
Why was I so cold to her?
She always talked to me...as if I would answer. She invited me to join our squad for ramen many times...why didn't I go...?
She told me she was worried about me...because I was so quiet. Before I died, she said she wanted to stay together for a long time, and she was worried about me.
She was like...a mother. But I had a mother, didn't I...?
Mother. Is my mother crying about my death? Probably. She could never hold back her tears...did Fuyuko tell her? I wonder...Fuyuko was always earnest to talk to others...even me...
...what did she say...before I died...?
"I want to stay together"
Something along those lines.
...
...crap.
I wish...I could go back.
I want to talk to her. I want to thank her...and eat ramen at Ichiraku's with our squad...
...
...so many regrets...
~end~
NOW I LOVE LOLLIPOPS, JUST LIKE I LOVE MAMA
“You won’t...Regret it?”
“The only thing I regret is that that creature came out of my body.”
I woke up with a small cry. It had been three months since Mama had forgotten me. Papa told me that she can finally smile again, a real smile. I’m happy for mama, and for papa, too. But the words she said before she forgot still ring in my ears...That creature Mama had called me a creature, a thing. How could I forget that?
Slowly, I stepped out of bed and onto the cold, wooden floor. I carefully slipped on my bunny slippers as I searched for my little red flashlight. I was feeling around for it in the darkness. When my tiny hand had finally felt the small flashlight, I smiled. I turned it on quietly, so no one would hear me, and turned it on. “It’s bright.” I said aloud.
I slipped out of my bedroom quietly and made my way down the main hallway, making sure that none of the maids caught me. I didn’t want to go to bed. Mama would still be in my dreams.
The floor underneath me creaked.
“Who’s there?” A female voice rang out. The door directly in front of me swung open, smashing me in the face. I let out a cry of pain as I fell to the floor, holding my nose. It hurts...!!
The shadow of a woman moved towards me, holding my little red flashlight, which was still on, away from her face. “You dropped this.” She said sweetly, holding out the flashlight to me.
I quickly grabbed it and shined the light in her face.
Mama.
My mind raced. No...no!! She’s going to hit me...!! I quivered in fear, one of my arms shielding my body while the other one covered my nose.
Mama stroked my hair. “Such a cute boy.” She said, smiling. “Why haven’t I ever seen you before? Do your parents keep you locked in your room because you’re so cute?” her voice joked. I had never heard mama talk like that before. “What’s your name?”
That’s right. Mama forgot about me.
My hand cupped my nose, over-brimming with blood. “M-Momiji.” I replied, stuttering. I tried to stand up, to get away, do anything, but my small, six year old body couldn’t handle the pain. Soon, I let the darkness consume me as I hit the cold, hard wooden floor.
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That creature...
I woke up with a gasp, tears streaming down my cheeks. I looked around me. It was daylight out, so I didn’t need my flashlight.
I wasn’t in my room anymore. The room I was in now seemed bare, with only a few drawers, a mirror, and the bed I was sitting on. I couldn’t remember what I had been doing.
Then I remembered: Mama.
“Ah! Are you up?” Mama’s voice rang out. I scurried up.
Mama entered the room. She looked even more beautiful then when I last saw her. Her eyes were happy now. “It’s seems you’re doing better now, Momiji-chan.” She said, smiling at me. She handed me a big, swirling lollipop. “I’m so sorry I accidentally slammed the door into your face. I got scared. Are you okay?”
I nodded, running towards the door. “I-I have to go...My mama must be worried about me.” I ran out of that room, hearing mama call me by my name again to visit her soon.
By the time I reached my room, I was crying. Mama’s words—all of them—rang through my head, again and again. That creature...cute...creature...such a cute......
Soon I had my tears under control. I looked at the lollipop mama had given me. It was blue, with purple swirls. Mama had never given me anything but rejection before.
Slowly, I unwrapped the lollipop and popped it into my mouth. The sweet taste countered the sadness and melancholy I was feeling. I had to smile. “Yum...”
Now, lollipops always remind me of Mama, and the sweet smile I only got to see once. I guess you could say that loving lollipops is kind of a way of loving Mama from far away.
Now I love lollipops, just like I love Mama.
Rishi's not even going to bother trying to publish this one, but it would be nice if people commented!
Neji sighed. He was bored. He sat on his couch, his Wiimote in his hand. Damn. It was REALLY boring.
Suddenly, Naruto burst into his humble abode. “Hey Neji! Can I play your Wii?” he asked rather hyper-ly. “I just heard that you got one! I wanna play!”
“Sure.” Neji said. Well, with the number one knuckle-head ninja around, things are bound to become interesting. “Go ahead. Do what you wish."
“YES!” Naruto yelled. “This is GREAT! Oh, yeah, one more thing. I invited everyone over to your house to try the Wii, including Gaara!”
“Gaara?” Neji exclaimed, frowning.
At that point, Gaara popped in. “Naruto Uzumaki. Neji Hyuuga.” he said rather coldly.
“Welcome.” said Neji, a little suspicious. How many people had Naruto invited?
Suddenly, Kiba, Hinata, Shikamaru, Shino, Sasuke and Sakura came in through the door.
“H-hello, Neji.” Hinata said shyly, blushing.
Shikamaru sighed lazily. “I heard you got a Wii, Neji. I thought it was a drag, but since Naruto invited me, I figured I’d come. How troublesome...”
“YO!” Kiba yelled. “Whassap, Neji?”
“Nice place.” Sasuke commented. “You get Hinata to clean it or something?” At this comment, both Neji and Hinata started blushing.
Shino remained comment-less, examining the Wii in front of him.
I pray that nothing gets broken. Neji thought warily. With that dog boy around, who knows what could happen...
Everyone examined Neji’s Wii in amazment. They were all so busy in awe that no one but Neji noticed Kiba tugging at his sleave.
“What?” Neji said sharply, still distracted by everyone else.
“Is Akamaru allowed to go to the bathroom on the couch?” Kiba asked simpily.
“Sure.” Neji said semiconsciously. It was such an honest question that Neji didn’t even realize what Kiba had said until it was too late.
“Hey. Can I go to the bathroom on the couch?” Kiba asked hopefully.
“HELL NO!” Neji replied, looking at his poor soiled couch and wondering how in hell he was going to get it cleaned. “You go on that couch and I’ll have you fixed, dog-boy.”
“YOU SPECIESIST!” yelled Kiba. “What the hell? You let Akamaru go on the couch! I’m part dog, you know! And there’s the ’inu’ in my name too! You don’t give me the same treatment you give him and I’ll sue you!”
Neji sighed. What in hell could he do? After a moment, Neji sighed again. “Fine...Just make sure no one can see it.”
“You got it, dude.” Kiba said, giving Neji a thumbs-up.
“Hey! Neji! You’re controller’s broken!” Naruto yelled.
Dammit! And I just bought it, too! Neji thought. He was about to kill someone when Hinata spoke up.
“Um...N-N-Neji...Th-there aren’t any batteries in them….”
“Oh.” Neji said, a total ‘I so knew that’ moment. “Now I feel really stupid….”
“SASUKE!!!” Naruto yelled, pointing at our favorite emo boy. “I CHALLENGE YOU!”
“Whatever.” Sasuke scoffed. “I’ll just whoop your ass like I do every time.”
...and that's chapter one! Rishi hopes you enjoyed it! Please give Rishi a comment or two of love! (tears)
A/N: A oneshot I wrote a reeeeeeeeeally long time ago. Deals with onesided SakuLee (Cute. :3) Sorry if the writings horrible, but if I get a comment or two saying it was sweet, I shall be happy. :D
WANT SOME GUM?
Lee stood alone on a balcony, staring out at the beautiful Konoha scenary. “Oh, Sakura-chan.” He sighed quietly, looking at the pink-haired kunochi from a distance. “Why won’t you go out with me? Did you forget that incident so many years ago?”
“What incident?”
Lee turned around quickly. There stood his teammate, Neji Hyuuga. “Nothing, my rival!” he said cheerfully. “I was just reminiscing the past!”
“The past? You had something to do with that girl?” Neji asked. “What’s going on, Lee? What haven’t you told us?”
Lee sighed. “Oh, Neji, my youthful teammate, thank you for worrying about me.” He said, patting Neji’s shoulder. “As your reward, I will tell you about me and Sakura-chan.”
“It’s not that I want to know...You just seemed so depressed. It's not like you” Neji replied, a little taken aback at Lee's exuberance.
“Well, it all started years ago. I was about seven at the time...”
“Loser!” A boy with brown hair spiked up shouted. “You can’t be a ninja! You can’t even use your chakra right!”
Lee ran from the children, covering his ears and humming to himself. The tears were streaming down his face as he ran into the forest, where he sobbed.
After a few moments of lonlieness, a hand patted Lee’s shoulder. Lee turned around quickly, to see a younger, pink-haired girl with a pretty hair tie in the back of her hair. She was smiling sweetly at him. “You ‘kay?” she asked, sitting down next to him.
Lee gently shook his head. “No, I am not...The kids at the academy were picking on me, because I cannot be a ninja. I can't even use chakra correctly...I'm so useless.”
The girl looked at him strangely. “You're not useless!” She exclaimed.
“I am. I cannot use ninjutsu, genjutsu, or taijutsu.” Lee said sadly.
“So?”
Lee turned to the girl. “What?”
“So what? I’m weak and a crybaby, but I’m gonna be a ninja.” The girl said, smiling. “Ah!” she quickly dug into her pockets, and pulled out a dark green gumball. “Want it?” she asked, offering it to Lee.”
Lee slowly took the gumball. “Thank...You...” he said through his tears. The girl just smiled and held his hand until he stopped crying.
“And that is what happened.” Lee said. “Yes, the youthful Sakura-chan lifted my dull spirits when I was a lad! I just wish she would remember!”
“Of course she wouldn’t remember…She was six at the time.” Neji said bluntly.
“AAAAAH!! NEJI, YOU UNYOUTHFUL JERK! I CHALLENGE YOU!!” Lee screamed, spurred on by youth.
“Right...I’m just glad you’re back to normal.”
THE END.
