Bold=Cate singing
Itailics=Deidara singing
Underlined=Sasori singing
**=Kisame singing
"I'm gonna surf, un! Wanna join me?" Cate asked as she grabed a surfboard with clay stuck to it.
"Can't," King Shukaku said(Gaara changed during the Sasuke song),"I have to stay here. I might scare the sacrifices. But have fun!"
Cate waved good bye as she ran down to the beach. She saw some of the Akatsuki there. Itachi, Kisame, Tobi, Deidara, and Sasori were all there to capture the King.
"Deidara," Sasori said to Deidara who is exploding sand castles, "Where's Tobi?"
"Master Sasori," Deidara said, "He asked me to bury him in the sand, so I did, un!"
Sure enough, next to Deidara was Tobi's knees hanging out from the sand. Kisame was swimming in the waves and Itachi is having ice cream.
"Yo dudes, un!" Cate said, "What's up?"
"Mwu Manb!" Tobi yelled from the ground.(The Sand!)
"Wanna surf?" Cate asked Deidara.
"Sure un!" Deidara agreed. They raced to the waves before them.
Aloha e aloha e
'Ano 'ai ke aloha e
Aloha ae aloha e
A nu ay ki aloha e
Kisame grabbed his sword as a board and rode with Deidara and Cate.
There's no place I'd rather be
Then on my surfboard out at sea
*Lingering in the ocean blue*
And If I had one wish come true
I'd surf till the sun sets
Beyond the horizon
A wiki wiki mai lohi lohi
Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu
*Flyin by on the Hawaiian roller coaster ride*
Cate surfed like she never surfed before(Which is true) and splashed Itachi and his cherry ice cream.
A wiki wiki mai lohi lohi
La we mai iko papa he na lu
Pi'i na nalu la lahalaha
O ka moana hanupanupa
Lalala i kala hanahana
Me ke kai hoene i ka pu'e one
Helehele mai kakou e
Hawaiian roller coaster ride
There's no place I'd rather be
Than on the seashore dry, wet free
On golden sand is where I lay
And if I only had my way
I'd play til the sun sets
Beyond the horizon
Lalala i kala hanahana
Me ke kai hoene i ka pu'e one
It's time to try the Hawaiian Roller coaster ride
Kisame got out of the water to help Itachi to not lose control. As Deidara and Cate sang, they did surfing moves.
Hang loose, hang ten, howzit, shake a shaka
No worry, no fear, ain't no biggie braddah
Cuttin' in, cuttin' up, cuttin' back, cuttin' out
Frontside, backside, goofy footed, wipe out
Looking for the wipeout
Let's get jumpin', surf's up and pumpin'
Coastin' with the motion of the ocean
Whirlpools swirling, cascading, twirling
Hawaiian roller coaster ride
There's no place I'd rather be
Then on my surfboard out at sea
*Lingering in the ocean blue*
And if I had one wish come true
I'd surf till the sun sets
Beyond the horizon
A wiki wiki mai lohi lohi
Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu
*Flyin by on the Hawaiian roller coaster ride*
Cate was having fun, until she saw a boat with Sasuke in it.
"OMG! My cousin!!!" Cate yelled as she wiped out.
A wiki wiki mai lohi lohi
La we mai iko papa he na lu
Pi'i na nalu la lahalaha
O ka moana hanupanupa
Lalala i kala hanahana
Me ke kai hoene i ka pu'e one
Helehele mai kakou e
Hawaiian roller coaster ride
Cate has to tell Gaara this.
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Next time, Sakura sings about being famous and stuff. Well see ya next time!
~Shukaku
Itailics=Jess singing
Bold=Naruto singing
Underlined=everyone else
Meanwhile in New York, New York, Sasuke was having his own problems. First off, his arm was in a cast(thanks to Kazekage). Second, he had girl trouble. He asks Jessica, one of the 2 best actors, for advice on the way to Suna Island.
"I really like Sakura, but I dunno what to do." Sasuke finally admitted that he liked girls(and guys! XD).
"But how?" Jessica said with cute anime eyes.
"How what?" Sasuke asked as he walked on the streets.
How does she know you love her?
"Umm Jess?" Sasuke said as he boarded the boat, "There are people watching!" In fact, everyone in the crew including a certain pink haired goddess were staring at the two kids.
How does she know she's yours?
Jessica stops singing. Suddenly, Naruto popped out from the boat with his Jamaican drum.
How does she know that you love her?
"YOU know the song too!?!" Sasuke said shouting. The boat started up.
How do you show her you love her?
How does she know that you really, really, truely love her?
How does she know that you love her?
How do you show her you love her?
How does she know that you really, really, truely love her?
Jessica skips and prances to the beat of Naruto's drum and Sasuke is worrying his head off.
It's not enough to take the one you love for granted
You must remind her, or she'll be inclined to say...
"How do I know he loves me?"
(How does she know that you love her?
How do you show her you love her?)
"How do I know he's mine?"
(How does she know that you really, really, truely love her?)
Jessica goes up to Naruto and Neji(the camaraman), to pass on a note to Hinata and Tenten. Neji and Naruto grabs flowers from their pocket and dance all over the equipment.
"I just bought that!" Sasuke yelled at the dancing fools.
Well does he leave a little note to tell you you are on his mind?
Send you yellow flowers when the sky is grey? Heyy!
He'll find a new way to show you, a little bit everyday
That's how you know, that's how you know!
He's your love...
Naruto stops dancing and smirks evilly at Sasuke.
You've got to show her you need her
Don't treat her like a mind reader
Each day do something to need her
To believe you love her
Everybody wants to live happily ever after
Everybody wants to know their true love is true...
How do you know he loves you?
(How does she know that you love her?
How do you show her you need her?)
How do you know he's yours?
(How does she know that you really, really, truely-)
Jessica takes Sasuke by the hand and twirls him around, making him throw up.
Well does he take you out dancin' just so he can hold you close?
"I don't dance." Sasuke said simply.
Dedicate a song with words in
Just for you? Ohhh!
Now to Sasuke's suprise, everyone starts to sing.
He'll find his own way to tell you
With the little things he'll do
That's how you know
That's how you know!
He's your love
He's your love...
Sakura joins in the song, thinking it's about her. She is right.
That's how you know
(la la la la la la la la)
He loves you
(la la la la la la la la)
That's how you know
(la la la la la la la la)
It's true
(la la la la la)
Because he'll wear your favorite color
Just so he can match your eyes
Sasuke notices he is wearing a blue shirt, the same as Naruto's eyes.
Rent a private picnic
By the fires glow-oohh!
His heart will be yours forever
Something everyday will show
That's how you know
(That's how you know)
That's how you know
(That's how you know)
That's how you know
(That's how you know)
That's how you know
(That's how you know)
That's how you know
(That's how you know)
That's how you know
(That's how you know)
That's how you know!
He's your love...
That's how she knows that you love her
That's how you show her you love her
That's how you know...
That's how you know...
He's your love...
Everyone cheers loudly while Sasuke fainted and the boat landed on an island.
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Okay, I gonna put some Akatsuki in the island for the next part cuz' they need the Shukaku for their evil ways and Cate is gonna sing a surfing song with them. Byez!
~Shukaku
Bold=Gaara singing
13 years later, a blonde girl with sparkly eyes went into the throne room. She saw what looked like a crib and in it was a 100-ft tall red head boy with tanuki ears, tail, black shirt, red pants, and a crown on his head, sleeping.
"Gaara. Oh Gaara!" The blonde girl called softly. The boy kept snoring, "WAKE UP DANG IT!!!!"
Gaara instantly woke up. He looked at the girl for 5 minutes, then said, "Who are you?"
"I'm Cate, your guardian angel," Cate said, "I tell you what's right and wrong and stuff."
Gaara scowled at Cate as if saying he didn't need advice. Then his tail snaked it's way up to the trash can to grab Karura's picture, which is broken.
"What's wrong Gaara?" Cate asked the teen. Gaara sighed.
"You aren't afraid of me? I have two names. One is Gaara. The other is King Shukaku. I switch my personality ever so often. But with the village, it's always King Shukaku. With you, it's always Gaara."
"Well, I have to watch over you. I wanna be friends with you." Cate said. Suddenly a violin was playing, "I was considered a freak at school. That made me emo. And no, I don't cut myself. And would the violin go away!?" A violin smashed into the wall.
"Not only that, I killed my mother when I was born," Gaara said as he looked at his mother's picture, "I always wondered if she hated me. Well, I'm going to make her proud someday."
With that, music is heard and the spotlight is on Gaara and the broken framed picture. Gaara picks up the picture and starts to sing.
Proud of your boy
I'll make you proud of your boy
Believe me, bad as I've been, Ma
You're in for a pleasant surprise
Gaara puts the picture down on the floor and goes out into the wild to change in his demon self. Cate follows.
I've wasted time
I've wasted me
So say I'm slow for my age
A late bloomer, Okay, I agree
Gaara climbs on a tree branch and swings from side-to-side as his hands turn into claws.
That I've been one rotten kid
Some son, some pride and some joy
But I'll get over these lousin' up
Messin' up, screwin' up times
Cate climbs up a tree, and saw a beautiful waterfall. She then gets snatched up by Gaara as he races to the waterfall. Gaara crosses his heart for a good reason.
You'll see, Ma, now comes the better part
Someone's gonna make good
Cross his stupid heart
Make good and finally make you
Proud of your boy
Gaara trips on a dead tree, making him tumble into the leaves. Cate has been bouncing up and down a lot.
Tell me that I've been a louse and loafer
You won't get a fight here, no ma'am
Say I'm a goldbrick, a good-off, no good
But that couldn't be all that I am
The rolling stopped when the teens went in the water. Too bad Gaara can't swim, but Cate can.
Water flows under the bridge
Let it pass, let it go
There's no good reason that you should believe me
Not yet, I know, but
Gaara and Cate finally went back into the throne room, soaking wet and dirty. Gaara goes up to his forgotten picture, and checks up his height and weight.
Someday and soon
I'll make you proud of your boy
Though I can't make myself smaller
Or smarter or handsome or wise
Gaara takes the picture out of the frame and puts it in a locket.
I'll do my best, what else can I do?
Since I wasn't born perfect like Dad or you
Mom, I will try to
Try hard to make you
Proud of your boy!
Cate was crying her poor heart out at the song
. Gaara picked up Cate with ease and hugged her.
"Ch-choking not br-breathing...un!" Cate wheezed out since Gaara is bigger than her. He let go of her, knowing that he ruined his whole reputation.
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Okay the next part will be a sailing adventure with Sasuke's crew. I have to find some lyrics. See ya soon!
~Shukaku
~Jess
Jess:Hey guys, it's good to be here and to write my fanfiction here on Sensai's site. This is about Gaara and Shukaku switching places-
Gaara:Um, R U finished yet? I have a bet to win.
Jess:So to do the disclaimer is the one and Only...
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And now boys and girls, Otaku of all ages, here's your host, SHUKAKU THE SAND SPIRIT!!!
Me:Good evening ladies and Gents!
Crowd:-clap, clap, clap-
Me:*staring at the audience bugged eyed* Would you mind applauding a little longer? I only have 1 hour worth of material. Anyway, I was going to ask a friend to talk about her hatred of her cousin, but I found out that she has to go somewhere special, so I'm dedicating this show to DeidaraNarutoClan, also known as Cate.
Crowd:-claps loudly-
Me:First off, The Amazing Naruto will now attempt to read his own mind!
Naruto:-comes into the stage, waves, then starts to read his mind-
Me:*turning to the audience*It's great to see all you cool cats out there!
Kyuubi:-fox bark-
Me:Sercurity!
Deidara(wearing an officer uniform):You rang, un?
Me:Arrest the teme.
Deidara:You're coming to the Akatsuki, un!-handcuffs Kyuubi-
Kyuubi:I'm gonna kill ya, dobe!-disappears with Deidara-
Naruto:-fails, shrugs and shakes his head-
Me:Sorry folks. You can get your money back at the door. Let's look at some of the funny moments I've endured.
Screen:-turns on-
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Gaara*reading a book*:Wow! Van Gogh cut off his ear for the woman he loved. I wonder what I could cut off?
Me:How about that last shred of dignity?
~
Kankuro:Shukaku, how would you like a nice treat?
Me:Lay it on me!
Kankuro:-takes out accordian-It's sort of a rap polka thing.
Me:-slaps forehead-Suckered again!
~
TV:And now, everyone's favorite Polka band..."The Geek Boys"! Accordians Rule!!!
Kankuro:-waves foam finger-YESSS!
Me:-rolls eyes-It's the end of the world...
~
Me*to the audience*:Will baka come up with something to do this weekend?
Kankuro:-thinking-
Me:The crowd is on the edge of their seats...
Kankuro:Polka!
Me:-points to the left-Single file...exit to the left.
~
Kankuro:Ever hear one those voices inside you, Gaara?
Gaara:Unfortunatly, yes.
Kankuro:A voice telling you to do something wild and crazy?
Me:Does killing people into a bloody pulp count?
~
Me:-points to Naruto-Staring contest!
Naruto:-looks up in the sky-
Me:At each other, you idiot!
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Kankuro:-runs up on stage-Hey! I do NOT like polka!
Me:Then why did I see those accordian pictures in your room. Forget the baka! Here is a funny, but cruel scene of me and Kyuubi.
Crowd:-cheers-
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Me:-chasing teme-Catch the fox! Catch the fox!
Kyuubi:Say, Isn't that a tail?
Me:-chases tail-Chase the tail! Chase the tail!
Kyuubi:Raccoon-dogs...You gotta love 'em.
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Me:Okay folks, today's theme of our show is true identities. Our two guests are the Leader and Tobi. Here is how my show works:Each episode will have a thrid guest called a mystery OC. At the end of the show, I will give you only parts of the OC profile. The first person who complete's the profile in their comments will keep that OC and be the next guest on the next show.
Tobi:Why is Tobi here?
Leader:Cuz' the fans want to know what we really are.
Me:Why hello Mystery.
???:Yo Shukaku! It's good to be here.
Me:Ok my homie, show us what ya got!
???:Well, It's decided that the leader is a guy named Pein. But before then, most people believed that Pein is really the 4th hokage!
Leader:-gasps-Lies, all lies! How can that be? The 4th hokage died just to save his village. Even if I was the hokage, why would I take out my own son's demon after I put it in him?
???:You got a point there. As for you Tobi, some people believed that you were Obito, a student of the 4th hokage because that explains why you annoy Deidara. Other's believe you're Madara Uchiha, the real mastermind of the Akatsuki!
Crowd:-faints-
Tobi:Tobi is a good boy!
Leader:You call THAT evil?
???:I rest my case...
Me:Well folks, I think that's all for today. So to close the episode, here is Mystery's profile. Fill in the ??? in your comments.
Name:???
Age:15
Gender:???
Rank:Chunin
Village:Star
Hair:Black
Eyes:Green
Skin tone:???
Likes:Arguing, always being right, friends, blood
Dislikes:Akatsuki, being wrong, french, ???
Loves:???
Favorite food:Pizza
Favorite Music:???
Favorite Movie:???
Favorite Book:???
Justus:???
Demons:None
Kenkei Genkai:???
Weapon:???
Sensai:???
Teamates:???, ???
Family:Father(deceased),???, ???, ???
History:???
Quote:"Hey ya slowpokes, I'm waiting!"
Tune in next time!
