Hello there, my name is Alexander.
I like syringes, scalpels, stitches and smiles.
I don't really do much aside from drink coffee and exist.

Just a wonder

Have you ever noticed that if you take a compound word and mix up the first letters in each of the words within said compound word, it usually sounds horribly unnatural?
Y'know, like if you were to say 'rining doom' rather than 'dining room' or 'pireflace' rather than 'fireplace'.
It usually sounds so unnatural.

Well.

Today I realized that the exception to that rule is 'canpakes'.

Canpakes sounds natural.

Canpakes sounds right.

I am completely okay with canpakes.

If one were to come up to me and tell me about their insatiable hunger for canpakes, I would completely understand that they were talking about pancakes.

Canpakes are not to be feared.

A WILD DILEMMA HAS APPEARED

Do I

Do I

Do I want to play Lone Survivor, Limbo, or Penumbra?
Whichever one I choose I will inevitably be parked in front of for at least the next few hours.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I keep getting happy and then sad in quick succession. Someone accidentally said something to me that made me think about things I'd rather not think about and she didn't mean to now I feel bad I made her feel bad for making me feel bad. wsdfghjuki.

Now, have a music. (I really like this cover version.)

Well then.
I'm just going to flibbymadibbit my dibblymadoodits with a whippledemisser now, if you will excuse me.

With much bippledeflooble,
~Alexander

Happy belated Valentine's Day, have some digital valentines.

I had a fantastic Valentine's day. Hopefully you did too. It's one of my favorite holidays, which I admit is about half because I love pink and red and sweet things.

Also, I found the weirdest MMO yesterday called 'Endless Forest' by Tale of Tales. It's interesting. I love Tale of Tales to death, so I tried it out last night. You essentially play as a deer with a vaguely human face, and you have a pictogram that hovers over your head as an identifier and you run around. The end. It's actually really pretty.

So, good week all around.

I'm going to head off now. Have a fantastic weekend~

+Alexander

Digglemehoops

I'M

STILL

SO

HAPPY

I

CANNOT

FUNCTION

PROPERLY

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SDFKJHGFRDEFGHJKL
GFDEFGHJKJHGTFREDFGHJK

UHM.
I WAS GOING TO WRITE A POST ABOUT SOMETHING MEANINGFUL BUT I FORGOT IT WHILE ANNOUNCING MY INCREDIBLE GOOD MOOD.
I THINK IT HAD TO DO WITH VALENTINE'S DAY, THOUGH.
I REALLY LIKE VALENTINE'S DAY.

Uh. That's enough capslock for today I suppose.
I've been in a really doodle-y mood recently, so hopefully something good will come of that.
I just really want to make a slightly burned sandwich right now.
I need to stop forgetting my original plans for posts as soon as I begin writing them. Forgetting all the time is exceptionally annoying and makes me look incredibly unprepared and scatterbrained. Not saying I'm not unprepared or scatterbrained in general, or course, I don't enjoy others having to bear witness to some of those less fortunate traits of mine.

Hmm. I'd be giving you an update on my life, but nothing really has happened aside from talking to my sweetheart on Skype yesterday. He's a cutie patootie, as usual. This time, he was a cutie patootie wearing a squid hat.

Hmm.
I'm going to take my leave now.
I think it would be beneficial if, every time I said I was taking my leave, you all imagine me twirling and skipping off happily to this, possibly while flying away on a rainbow. I feel that would make everyone's day.

Just like this, pretty much.

-casually sits on your lap and mumbles incoherently-

TODAY??? WAS A??? WONDERFUL DAY???

LIKE????

SO WONDERFUL???

IT WAS???? FANTASTIC?????

QUESTION MARK???

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TODAY WAS SUCH A GREAT DAY THAT IT REQUIRES CAPSLOCK AND VARIOUS FORMS OF INCORRECT PUNCTUATION TO EXPRESS IT DECENTLY.

I WENT TO BED AT

2:30

IN THE A.M. THIS MORNING

AND I WOKE UP A BIT BEFORE 4:00

SO SLEEP DEPRIVATION FTW

THEN

I GOT OUT OF BED

AND GOT READY FOR MY DAY

THEN I DECIDED TO SOMEWHAT NOSTALGIA TRIP AND WATCH THE PILOT EPISODE OF THE MIGHTY BOOSH, MY GOD HOW I HAVE MISSED THAT SHOW

UHM

THEN I DRANK COFFEE

THEN I

DID STUFF

ALL DAY

AND IT WAS GREAT

AND SOMEONE MADE ME SO HAPPY JUSTT BECAUSE OF HOW THEY REFERRED TO ME AND i THINK DFGTHYJUIKJHGFR

HGFTDFGHJKJHGFRGHJKL;

I

CAN'T

STOP

SHAKING

BEING THIS HAPPY SHOULDN'T BE

ALLOWED

WELL

I AM GO NOW

GOODBYE FRIENDS I AM GONE