Im not sick!

I walked in the office to see Pb talking to Sasori. I thought 'oh,what a surprise.' when Pb's voice broke my thoughts. 'Miss bina?! Are you ok?!' she questioned 'Yeah,im fine. Why do you ask?' i declared 'Well,not to be rude,but,well,you look green as grass.' she told me 'Well,if some stupid people wont get me any tissues...their ass is going to be grass!' i said and stared at two of the boys who followed me around and watched them run around and run into eachother. 'Wow,isnt everyone here just soo smart,Pb?' i choked on the words since my throat was sore. She answered me with a giggle. A few hours later I was walking down the hall and realized something '. . . w. . .where am I?' so I started running down the hall,thinking 'What is with me?! I own this place and i get lost!!' and with a sigh,I ran into a wall. I fell to the floor and was stared at by a boy. 'Hey,nice landing.' he chuckled 'Excuse me?! Do you know who I am?!' I shot back 'Heh,no' he told me 'Neither do I . . .' I said dumbfounded 'Heh,you dont remember your name?' he questioned 'Uhh I think it started with a l or something.' i said detached 'Well,how about we take you to the front office?' he said nicely with a smile 'There is a office?' i asked '. . .So why are you here?' he asked me 'Where am I?' i said puzzled 'Um,miss,your in Hell. . .' 'Oh,ok. . .uhh I dont know.' I shrugged 'Well,let us be off,my dear.' he told me and took my hand and we started walking down the long hallway. 'Wow,this place is so big' i said to myself 'Yes,it is a very big place.' he answered me 'Oh. . .' i said as i looked at the walls.

UM.....THE HELL....ITS SASORI!?!?!?!?!

i never thought that i would see him, i was reading my daily manga, Naruto mostly, but today I was watching when Sasori died(hahaha i have a sasori shrine) but i had to get back to work... turning back to my work the bell rang. i turned my head, and there he was Sasori him self. I WAS IN ONFG MODE. " um hello....name please?" i asked evern i knew what it was. "Sasori" he replied. " okay sigh this paper and..." i looked for a coin. he sighed the paper." ha here it is" i said blushing badly. i gave him two coins."give this one to Miss.Bina and the silver coin to the boat ridder. don't go near my pet cereal please he doesn't like the living dead." i said. i knew that the gold coin i gave to him would lead him to my room, and Bina will leave it that way, i thought she would say some thing like "CAUSE BINA SAID SO!". i was hoping that. As Sasori left, i whisperd "i'm loving Hell".

SNAP IN A SLIM-JIM

Okay,as I was walking to my desk,I notice one of the boys,hiding in the corner. 'What are you doing?!' I demanded him. As he turned around to face me,I noticed that he had something in his hands. '. . . What the Hell is that?' He stared at me,then the object in his hands,then back at me and shyly replied '. . . I GOTZ ME A SLIMIE-JIMIE!!!!' and I watched him run off. I was starting to think that this was over my head. . .far over my head. I sighed with defeat from my own mind and started to walk to the front desk and noticed a poster on the wall. '. . .Pb. . .?' and I turned to her with a look that could kill. 'Yes Miss. bina?' she replied eagerly. '. . .What the Hell is that on the wall' As I went over to see the poster on the wall and glanced at it for a few seconds. I found out that it was a picture of me pointing out with a angry face,with the caption "I'M WARNING YOU" I slowly turned back to Pb. 'Miss. bina?' she asked confused. 'WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!' I yelled out and heard the echo's call out after me. She stared and went back to her paper-work. I turned back toward my desk when Pb called 'Miss bina,i'm afraid to say this but i've just got a message from Heaven.' 'Yeah,the people who wear the dresses and onion rings over their heads,and?' 'Well,they want to have a poker game with you.' Seriously,think of what look came over my face at that point. 'Well,then,we have a problem.' 'Why is that?' she questioned 'How do you play poker?!' i replied

The first day

As i walked around the room, it was laced around wonderfuly. There was a bunch of cute boys around . "Wow" i mumbeled under my breath. I took one more step, then smoke came out of the blue...scratch that red, came a girl about my age, coughing as the smoke swrilled around her. "Hello, I'm bina the ruler of HELL!" she had flash cards in her hand."blah blah blah, lets get started" she said, looking at her flash cards and she just throw them in the air. " so whats your name?" she asked me. "PB" i responded....To be honest i didn't want to respond to her at all. "Ha PB wheres Jelly?" she teased me.Like i haven't heard that before. "Haha so ture." i think i'm good at acting. i told my self.
"I like u PB." she said patting my back. "thank u Ms.bina" i didn't know what to say. " can u do paper work??" she said turning her head dramticly. " yes i can Ms.Bina" yet i can't say that word. "I really like u PB" she said smiling. " and in bouns for helping me with paperwork you get to chose ur room" she said. "I think i'm going to like it here" i said under my breath. " They all do PB, they all do"

The Introduction....of doom!!

Hello everyone~! This is bina~! Please join us here,in Hell,even though we've got people dying to get here,we need more of our friends to keep us company while we do paper-work! *grumbles* Why am I doing paper-work to begin with?! Oh well,here in Hell it isnt so bad. . .you still got me and everyone else!! And you can have a good time,too!! You could also hang around with the Akatsuki and who ever else Pb said before!! And you can bring a anime/manga character of your choosing!! So...JOIN ALREADY!! Just kidding~! . . . Or am i? Well,I guess ill be heading back to paper-work. Please join while there is room here...business is really killing me!!

bina~!