- Created By PaperButterfly
Lost in the hallway of Hell
We sauntered down another hallway. 'Um...excuse me,sir....are we lost?' I questioned about his directions. 'Heh,I hate to say it,sweetie,but we're dead lost.' he blushed 'Are we going to get out of here,soon?' I replied,worried. 'Heh,that is an excellent question...' he began 'I thought I knew these hallways like the back of my hand,but it seems I was wrong,please forgive me.' he begged 'Well of course...' I started 'It's not your fault,anyway.' I told him as our pace began to increase. 'But can we hurry up,just a little?' I asked 'Why of course,my apologizes.' he said with a smile. As we started to run through the hallways,I butted heads with someone,and before I knew it,I was on the ground with a huge bump on my forehead. 'Oh my Hell!!!' the lady I ran into shouted. 'Oh,Im terrible sorry,I didnt see you coming.' I smiled,touching my forehead gingerly. 'M-miss Bina?!' she asked with wide dinner-plate-sized eyes. 'Who?' I replied. 'Oh No!!' she screamed. 'What?!' the guy,who escorted me,yelled. 'She doesn't know who she is!! Oh dear,this is all my fault!! What should I do?!' she yelled. 'I know!! We'll take you to a infirmary!!!' and before I got a say in this,she rushed me down through,what I hope,the right hallway with the guy following behind.
SNAP IN A SLIM-JIM
Okay,as I was walking to my desk,I notice one of the boys,hiding in the corner. 'What are you doing?!' I demanded him. As he turned around to face me,I noticed that he had something in his hands. '. . . What the Hell is that?' He stared at me,then the object in his hands,then back at me and shyly replied '. . . I GOTZ ME A SLIMIE-JIMIE!!!!' and I watched him run off. I was starting to think that this was over my head. . .far over my head. I sighed with defeat from my own mind and started to walk to the front desk and noticed a poster on the wall. '. . .Pb. . .?' and I turned to her with a look that could kill. 'Yes Miss. bina?' she replied eagerly. '. . .What the Hell is that on the wall' As I went over to see the poster on the wall and glanced at it for a few seconds. I found out that it was a picture of me pointing out with a angry face,with the caption "I'M WARNING YOU" I slowly turned back to Pb. 'Miss. bina?' she asked confused. 'WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!' I yelled out and heard the echo's call out after me. She stared and went back to her paper-work. I turned back toward my desk when Pb called 'Miss bina,i'm afraid to say this but i've just got a message from Heaven.' 'Yeah,the people who wear the dresses and onion rings over their heads,and?' 'Well,they want to have a poker game with you.' Seriously,think of what look came over my face at that point. 'Well,then,we have a problem.' 'Why is that?' she questioned 'How do you play poker?!' i replied
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