SNAP IN A SLIM-JIM

Okay,as I was walking to my desk,I notice one of the boys,hiding in the corner. 'What are you doing?!' I demanded him. As he turned around to face me,I noticed that he had something in his hands. '. . . What the Hell is that?' He stared at me,then the object in his hands,then back at me and shyly replied '. . . I GOTZ ME A SLIMIE-JIMIE!!!!' and I watched him run off. I was starting to think that this was over my head. . .far over my head. I sighed with defeat from my own mind and started to walk to the front desk and noticed a poster on the wall. '. . .Pb. . .?' and I turned to her with a look that could kill. 'Yes Miss. bina?' she replied eagerly. '. . .What the Hell is that on the wall' As I went over to see the poster on the wall and glanced at it for a few seconds. I found out that it was a picture of me pointing out with a angry face,with the caption "I'M WARNING YOU" I slowly turned back to Pb. 'Miss. bina?' she asked confused. 'WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!' I yelled out and heard the echo's call out after me. She stared and went back to her paper-work. I turned back toward my desk when Pb called 'Miss bina,i'm afraid to say this but i've just got a message from Heaven.' 'Yeah,the people who wear the dresses and onion rings over their heads,and?' 'Well,they want to have a poker game with you.' Seriously,think of what look came over my face at that point. 'Well,then,we have a problem.' 'Why is that?' she questioned 'How do you play poker?!' i replied