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Gankutsuou and 10 Reasons y there will not be a Chinese president soon
Gankutsuo the Count of Monte Cristo is a new anime tht i recently got into. It's brilliant and super cynical lol. Check it out xD
10 Reasons y there wont be a chinese president soon
10. White House not big enough for in-laws
9. Engineering, medicine, and law always preferred over politics
8. Oval Office has bad feng shui
7. Can’t find decent roast duck inside the beltway
6. Secret service can’t handle nagging from mother
5. Dignitaries generally intimidated by chopsticks at state dinners
4. No chance for promotion
3. Lactose intolerance not considered politically correct
2. Senior aides won’t take off shoes before coming in
1. Air Force One: No frequent flyer miles
Also Check out my new fan art! http://www.theotaku.com/fanart/view/310454/taxi
Fan art sorry
Sorry but on the last fan art I forgot to put the watermarks so here's the new link plz vote if u like it http://www.theotaku.com/fanart/view/310454/taxi and tell me wat u think!
New fan art
I finally got a good paint program to do my fan art xDDDD! There's a new pic up now check it out!!!!!! http://www.theotaku.com/fanart/view/310324/taxi and tell me wacha think!
Confucius says, “Baseball wrong . . . man with four balls cannot walk!”
School and Immigration :D
Omg the longest day of my life. I was so out of it today. At lunch my lunch tray broke in half and in chem i dropped a test tube....yea not my best day.....................
Chu, Bu, and Fu decided to immigrate from China to the US. In order to get a Visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck. Fu decided to stay in China.
Confucius says, “Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!”
Top 10 Advantages of Being Asian
Ok so today we got our annotations paper back and I got an 8/27. The whole class freaked out cuz they got the same thing. The teacher was like...uhhhh thts the date...LOL That was probably the most eventful part of my day...well other than my friend putting me on a leash ^^; but that's another story.
TOP 10 ADVANTAGES OF BEING ASIAN
10. You can pretend you don’t speak English when you’re around stupid people.
9. Everyone asks your advice on computers, cameras, carryout, VCRs, Toyotas and Karate.
8. You look enough like Bruce Lee that when you get in a fight, all you have to do is squint your eyes and howl to scare people.
7. There are a lot more opportunities for casting in war movies.
6. No one expects you to drive well.
5. People mistake you for a Laundromat owner and bring you a lot of neat 4. clothes.
4. You can be from Ohio and still be considered “exotic”
3. If you ever commit a crime, you can get good laughs when your description is passed around (black hair, brown eyes, glasses).
2. You get people coming up to you all the time saying neat things in languages you don’t speak.
1. During times of way, you get free outdoor housing at a local house track.
Confucius says, "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
