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Top 10 Advantages of Being Asian
Ok so today we got our annotations paper back and I got an 8/27. The whole class freaked out cuz they got the same thing. The teacher was like...uhhhh thts the date...LOL That was probably the most eventful part of my day...well other than my friend putting me on a leash ^^; but that's another story.
TOP 10 ADVANTAGES OF BEING ASIAN
10. You can pretend you don’t speak English when you’re around stupid people.
9. Everyone asks your advice on computers, cameras, carryout, VCRs, Toyotas and Karate.
8. You look enough like Bruce Lee that when you get in a fight, all you have to do is squint your eyes and howl to scare people.
7. There are a lot more opportunities for casting in war movies.
6. No one expects you to drive well.
5. People mistake you for a Laundromat owner and bring you a lot of neat 4. clothes.
4. You can be from Ohio and still be considered “exotic”
3. If you ever commit a crime, you can get good laughs when your description is passed around (black hair, brown eyes, glasses).
2. You get people coming up to you all the time saying neat things in languages you don’t speak.
1. During times of way, you get free outdoor housing at a local house track.
Confucius says, "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
School and Asian humor
School has started again....*sob* Junior this year but taking AP classes so...I'm basically screwed.......>.< Luckily hav lunch with my friends so I should remain sane for the meantime lol. NOW U MUST LAUGH!
How do you know an asian guy robbed you?
You're homework is done, you're computer is updated and someone can't get out of your driveway...
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