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School and Asian humor

School has started again....*sob* Junior this year but taking AP classes so...I'm basically screwed.......>.< Luckily hav lunch with my friends so I should remain sane for the meantime lol. NOW U MUST LAUGH!

How do you know an asian guy robbed you?

You're homework is done, you're computer is updated and someone can't get out of your driveway...

Top 8 worst fortune cookies

8. "What, 3 servings of Moo Shoo Pork weren't enough for you, tubby?"

7. "Your fullness will be short-lived. Like an hour, tops."

6. "Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt."

5. "Today's dog in alley is tomorrow's moo goo gai pan."

4. "Patron who mocks waiter's accent will unwittingly consume chef's bodily fluids."

3. "Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy. Ask waitress for application."

2. "Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck."

1. "Creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup."

Boys before flowers

Boys before Flowers is a korean drama tht im totally getting into. If u like cute guys and romance, check it out!

Not so Great

Ever since my bf cheated on me last year....things hav been going down hill. friendships and even family hav been falling apart. I really dunno how much more i can take before i really hurt myself...

Reflection

Hey guys sorry I've been gone for a while. A while ago my bf and I joined a game called fiesta. We made enew friends and everything was perfect. My sweet 16 rolled around and on that day I found out he was cheating on so me and my bf of 5 years broke up. I was like uber suicidal. He made my life hell at school. When he found out I had a new bf he made it even more difficult so I lost that bf as well. Now he has a new gf and he basically shuns or acts smug towards me. Not only did that happen but I made this awesome friend over fiesta. He was the sweetest guy ever and he had the most adorable smile. After a while we got to know each other and he eventually confessed that he loved me and wanted to be my bf. Sadly, I wasnt over my ex yet so I told him i still needed time. Then a few months passed and he moved to Hong Kong without telling me, but we were still as tight as very. Then a few days after he moved I told him I was ready to be his gf. He replied..."who are you?" I found out he got into a serious gang fight and he lost his memory of me but he remembered my face. So thats that and we kinda drifted and eventually stopped talking to him....I still wonder if I had said yes sooner...would he still remember?...well thats it now to find random asianess to post!!!!!