Why Nobodys Surviving This Raft Trip Rant

As you all know, I lost my PS2 memory card a few weeks ago. So, I'm currently replaying Kingdom Hearts. While playing tonight (the second day @ DI and first day at TT) I started commenting about it in a puppy-chow induced state with my friend Logan. WARNING, SWEAR WORDS AND SPELLING MISTAKES AHEAD!

Waffuru: ugh
Logan: what
Waffuru: I ALMOST BEAT RIKU MY FIRST TIME OUT!
Waffuru: WHATTA DOUCHEBAG
Logan: lol nice
Waffuru: This is why nobody likes him...
Logan: lol
Logan: hahaha
Waffuru: also, just wondering, why does kairi do nothing...and riku does nothing and sora's their lackey?
Logan: ... umm iunno
Waffuru: Like, he runs around humping trees and kairi makes a necklace...
Logan: *shrugs* I have no clue
Waffuru: Great lot of help that will do...Kairi...
Logan: *shrugs*
Waffuru: Because after they've spazzed out on psychedelic mushrooms, at least they'll be able to burn the hemp she used for he necklace to keep up their 'high' on that raft, cause god knows they'll need it when they crack open a fertilized seagull egg and see a bloody fetus
Waffuru: YAY RIKU'S GOING CRAZY
Logan: lol
Waffuru: CRAZY RIKU IS CRAZY!
Logan: no shit
Waffuru: PLOT POINT!
Waffuru: FUCKING PLOT POOOOOOOOOOOOINT!
Waffuru: ding!
Logan: *rolls eyes*
Logan: hahaha
Waffuru: Let me have my joy
Waffuru: I kinda wish a log would've smacked him in the head
Logan: hahahaha
Waffuru: I'LL NEVER LET GO HUNK OF WOOD!
Waffuru: ...whoops
Logan: hahaha you are so silly and
Waffuru: Why do I hate Donald and Goofy so much?
Waffuru: What does palooka mean?
Logan: no cloo
Logan: clue
Waffuru: DWAH! Sora's so cute!
Waffuru: I want on!
Waffuru: *(weird smiley face)
Waffuru: one...
Waffuru: why did it do that?
Waffuru: its evil
Logan: you probably have it set to do that when you type im or something
Waffuru: well its stupid, like that fat guy...
Waffuru: Why is there a lady of the night in Traverse Town?
Logan: lol Iunno to be honest
Waffuru: kid's game my ass...
Waffuru: MOOGLE!
Logan: *shrugs*
Waffuru:
BWHA HA! Leon = Angel, which means I get to smack Angel around!
Waffuru: heck yes
Logan: yeah
Waffuru: Bwha ha ha
Waffuru: I am Sora hear me roar, with no...something to ignore! I am ...I forgot how the song goes
Waffuru: Squall = Leon = Angel = Bones!Dude
Waffuru: ...and
Logan: lol NICE
Logan: not bones
Logan: booth
Logan: >.>
Waffuru: Aireth = Aries = Mandy Moore = Countless People...
Logan: bones is the girl
Waffuru: Bones!Dude, as in the dude from bones
Waffuru: like Action!Sora
Logan: I KNOW
Waffuru: As in, Sora the action figure
Waffuru: ...and
Waffuru: Keyblade = Blunt Object = Lead pipe
Logan: lol
Logan: Seriously what are you smokeing atm
Waffuru: Puppy chow...
Logan: ...
Waffuru: do you know what puppy chow is?
Logan: yes
Waffuru: Okay, well thats what I'm high off of
Logan: well your definately acting loopy
Waffuru: thats what kh does to me
Waffuru: I think i'm going to put this up on my blog though...
Logan: that may be good

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