Quotes from famous people, friends, chat room, anime, mangas and video-games.

Ouran High School Host Club quotes:

Tamaki: Forget this pool! We'll go this way! (They see crocodiles)
Hikaru & Kaoru: They're over here, too!
Haruhi: And here! Why are there crocodiles?
Kyouya: That pool over there is one for tropical animals, but I guess breeding crocodiles was dangerous after all

Hitachiin Twins: The club is lucky to have to boys with homosexual tendencies. Even better if the two struggle between a friendship and a romance. And since we're brothers, the taboo is that much greater. And besides, what girl hasn't fantasized about having two loves? [Me: WHAT?!?]

Hikaru Hitachiin: Haruhi, I want some.
[bites off cookie from Haru's mouth]
Kaoru Hitachiin: And you have some crumbs on your cheek.
[licks off crumbs]
Tamaki Suou: You aren't reacting at all! Why aren't you reacting?
[grabs Haru's face]
Haruhi Fujioka: You know, sempai, this could be considered sexual harrassment.
Tamaki Suou: THIS is sexual harrassment? They licked you like dogs! If what I do is sexual harrassment, they should be arrested!

Tamaki Suou: Mom! Haruhi's using foul language!
Hikaru Hitachiin: 'Mom' being?
Kyouya Ohtori: Position-wise... probably me

Kyouya Ohtori: For special reasons, Haruhi has to conceal her gender.

Bayonnetta quotes:

A selection of the finiest quotes the Witch had say.

"I'm sorry. I forgot to mention one of the reasons I hunt your kind. You're much too ugly not put out of your misery."

"I'm not much for the talkative types. How about we have a little fun, instead? You did plan on having fun with me, right? There'll be plenty of time for pillow talk afterwards."

"I've got a fever, and the only cure is more dead angels!"

"Now, where are my new best friends? I suppose one of them is an adult, so they should be okay."

"Don't worry. It's always scary the first time you see them."

"Where the hell am I? I'd better have gotten frequent flier miles for that flight."

"If there's two things I hate in this world, it's cockroaches and crying babies! Well, a crying baby cockroach would be truly terrible. So don't you dare cry!"

"You're absolutely delusional! If I leave her, he'll never shut up about it. And his whining is twice as irritating as anything the child could muster!"

Assassin's Creed : quotes

"Nulla è reale, tutto è lecito. Requiescat en pace." - Nothing is true everything is permited. Rest in peace.

Ezio Auditore da Firenze: I've always had a soft spot for women in distress.

Altaïr Ibn La Ahad: "A'shaia wak akla mukla bel kullukum mumkin" - Altaïr dais that before Al Mualin dies - Translating this is "Nothing is real forever, but everything is possible.

Ezio Auditore da Firenze: I thought... I thought I was beyond this. But I'm not. I've waited too long, lost too much. Requiescat in Pace, you bastard! [me: ~(-.-)~]

Ezio Auditore da Firenze: "I don't know, your sister seemed to like the handling I gave her earlier."

Shaun Hastings: "Lucy whats wrong with this guy!? I think he's stalking me!"

Desmond Miles: "I thought Templars were old guys in weird looking hats drinking beer plotting world domination with lizard people"

Desmond Miles: "What do you want me to do? Show you how to fix a martini?"

Clint Eastwood quotes:

“Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that's real power.”

“I tried being reasonable, I didn't like it.” [me: ~(-.-)~]

"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”

"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”

“You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?”

“We boil at different degrees"

My friend before watching Prince of Persia movie:

"I'm going to watch, 'cause I'm a FAN of the series, and not because he appears shitless many times at Sands Of Time game...no of course not...and why you're looking at me like you don't belive me?"

Ok Karol, I belive on you ~(-.-)~