Over time, this place has become my sporadic, and very random blog 'thing'. I'm too much of a personal person to post about everything that happens in my real life, but my internet life is all here for you to check out. Let the randomness ensue.
Other Sites You'll Find Me:Tumblr, Minitokyo, DeviantART, LiveJournal (I don't visit this much), Blogspot (I visit this even less), Twitter (I joined this site over a year ago because of my infatuation with Tom Felton) Since my absence, Tom Hiddleston has become my life-ruiner. Don't understand it? Just research him and it'll happen to you too. That man is a Disney Prince, brought to life.
These ponies, they are not to be trusted. For as their numbers multiply, humans will live to see the dawn of a new age - one of horror, death, glitter, cotton candy, and rainbows. We will soon be unable to rise up, and fall victim to ruin.
In retaliation, we must strike their base-camp located in the lands of Mordor, which has been rebuilt with double rainbows and sunshine by the Keebler elves (evil bastards, aren't they?) - and take down their deviant, miscreant, flamboyant, sparkly ringleader - Edward Cullen. But hope is not lost; there is one pony that will aide you on this quest:
◦ When you get your song title, add "in my pants" after the song.
◦ YOU MUST WRITE IT NO MATTER HOW FUNNY IT SOUNDS.
◦ Do this 20 66 times. //I have 800 songs on my iPod, 20 was too little!
◦ Tag at least 5 friends who might enjoy doing the game.
1. [Story of the Year] Until the day I die in my pants.
2. [Frou Frou] Only Got One in my pants (Real pity, actually.)
3. [Muse] Undisclosed Desires in my pants (I bet there is.)
4. [Linkin Park] My December in my pants
5. [DeVotchKa] How it Ends in my pants (it ended pitifully and was unsatisfactory.)
6. [Base Ball Bear] Changes in my pants (What's happening to my body?) //lol
7. [Nas] We're Not Alone in my pants (We're not?)
8. [Obadiah Parker] Hey Ya! in my pants (What are you doin' in there?)
9. [Sade] Smooth Operator in my pants (Hahaha, I hope so.)
10. [Rock Kills Kid] Miracle in my pants
11. [Eminem] Superman in my pants (Gee, I wish!)
12. [Our Lady Peace] Innocent in my pants (Perhaps.)
13. [Asian Kung-Fu Generation] Far Off Distance in my pants
14. [Billy Talent] Pins & Needles in my pants (Flippin' ouch!)
15. [Justin Timberlake] Let's take a Ride in my pants (God... that's just...)
16. [Justin Timberlake] Cry Me a River in my pants (There's totally a double meaning.)
17. [Jacks Mannequin] Dark Blue in my pants (That's not a good sign.)
18. [Good Charlotte] We Believe in my pants (I only believe in the YES.)
19. [The Cure] Lullaby in my pants. (Considering the song... that almost makes sense.)
20. [Billy Idol] White Wedding in my pants (Well...)
21. [Dredge] Ode to the Sun in my pants (That's not a 'bright' idea. Get it? //slapped)
22. [Blue October] Hate Me in my pants
23. [Scrubs] Guy Love in my pants (//nosebleed)
24. [Peter & Gordon] A World Without Love in my pants (Well...)
25. [Dido] Hunter in my pants (So hide yo’ kids and hide yo' wife, ‘cause they rapin’ errbody in there. But especially hide yo’ husbands.)
26. [Modest Mouse] The Ocean Breathes Salty in my pants (What the fu-)
27. [Flobots] No Handlebars in my pants (--but pretend there is.)
28. [System of a Down] Chop Suey in my pants (Sounds delicious.)
29. [Linkin Park] Feel in my pants (Oh yes, please do)
30. [Bowling for Soup] 1985 in my pants (;____;)
31. [Linkin Park] Mr. Hahn in my pants (;____;)
32. [Billy Talent] Devil in a Midnight Mass in my pants (There's a mass in my pants? MASS EFFECT.)
33. [Frou Frou] Breathe In in my pants (Uhhhh...)
34. [Byran Adams] Sound the Bugle in my pants
35. [Bowling for Soup /cover] Hit Me Baby One More Time in my panzers, er, I mean pants
36. [Linkin Park] Valentine's Day in my pants (But seriously, stop gluing paper hearts on my ass.)
37. [Flyleaf] I'm Sorry in my pants
38. [Bowling for Soup /cover] Lil' Red Riding Hood in my pa--- oh god, what the hell.
39. [The Pillows] Beautiful Morning in my pants (Hahahaha)
40. [The Beatles] I Saw Her Standing There in my pants (Hey Baby, you come here often?)
41. [The Pillows] March of the God in my pants (I like the sound of that.)
42. [HIM] Join Me in my pants (That makes sense. //laughs)
43. [The Used] Smother Me in my pants (Sounds about right. Haha)
44. [Three Days Grace] Get Out Alive in my pants (It's a lost world down there.)
45. [Gackt] Vanilla in my pants (I wanted Chocolate, D:)
46. [Xihilisk] Hurry in my pants (Hahaha, all jokes aside, that song is so beautiful.)
47. [Hawthorne Heights] Wake Up Call in my pants (I suppose males experience this a lot.)
48. [Nujabes] Feather in my pants (That tickles, you dirty bastard.)
49. [Nas/Keri Hilson] Hero in my pants (Wait, what? Heero in my pants? Amazing, Mmm.)
50. [Ayumi Hamasaki] Still Alone in my pants (Have you tried eHarmony.com?)
51. [Xihilisk] Argonaut in my pants (I don't know what that means. ;___;)
52. [Dresden Dolls] Coin-Operated Boy in my pants (That's where my (coin) jinglebells come from.)
53. [Akeboshi] No Wish in my pants
54. [30 Seconds to Mars] I'll Attack in my pants (No hand, don't attack -bad hand!)
55. [The Vapors] I Think I'm Turning Japanese in my pants (I could've sworn my cheeks were German.)
56. [Enrique Iglesias] Escape in my pants (It'll provide ample shelter.)
57. [New Found Glory] Failures Not Flattering in my pants (Oh yeah, I know.)
58. [311] Love Song in my pants
59. [Era] Ameno in my pants
60. [Nightwish] Nemo in my pants (That's where that damn fish has been hiding?!)
61. [Jars of Clay] God Will Lift Up Your Head in my pants (No a religious person, but I have to admit -God, I'm impressed.)
62. [Apocalyptica] Bittersweet in my pants (I don't know how to approach this one.)
63. [Dir en Grey] Mushi in my pants (;___;)
64. [System of a Down] BYOB (Bring Your Own Bong) in my pants (La-la-la-la-la~LA!)
65. [Deftones] Minerva in my pants (Sounds promising.)
66. [Roy Orbison] It's Over in my pants (Considering the song, this makes sense. Lol.)
-Finished
A lot of people don't add the artist's name, but I was lame and did it anyway.
I tag everyone who desires to try this. Even though it feels like everyone has already done it. ;___;
I have to keep refreshing pages, or else they don't load all the way. I think there's primarily an issue with the Vitorica Secret's banners, because when the page doesn't load, the Ad is the only loaded thing (besides the main navigation) I can see.
Both mine and my mother's computers were infected with viruses (which look like security scans - ex. "System Tool" and "Security Essentials"), and usually my brother fixes all related computer issues I have - and I've never taken off a virus myself, until today. I needed to have the PC operating, but he was busy - so I kicked some viruses' ass. //gloat gloat
I fixed everything on Safe Mode (as Administrator) on my/my mother's PC; deleted all infected files, including the false security .exe files on my C: drive, and ran a thorough, full computer scan with Avast! Antivirus.
Those STD's viruses didn't even know what hit them.
Now, excuse me while I go use my Ego-Inflated raft to mosey down a path of Awesome.
//not really.
/// I'm just proud of myself.
EDIT: Son of a bitc--- what the hell? God damn it, Wikipedia! Stop molesting my computer with your virus-y self.
That's the one that just did it. ;_____;
There's a great website, BleepingComputer (link), that give you detailed instructions on how to remove specific viruses from your computer. They include a great program to download, Malwarebyte's 'Anti-Malware', which totally kicked some virus butt a few moments ago. <3
