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Random Pratchett Quotes
Said by the demon Azrifel, in Strata:
"My Master Abu Ibn Infra Presents His Complements And Welcomes You To His Humble Abode And A Lot Of Stuff Like That. If You Want To Eat, Just Tell The Table. Your Wish Is Its Command. There's A Lot Of That Sort Of Thing Goes On Around Here."
Then later:
"I Find Myself Forbidden To Answer That Question At This Moment In Time. You Are In The Shit, That Is All I Know. If You Think You're Coming Out Of This Alive, My Reaction Is Ho Ho Ho."
It's been a while since I've rolled around kicking from laughing.
If it helps, imagine the last quote said with a completely deadpan expression.
Grin.
I was watching V for Vendetta last night, and my sister came in from something or other and sat down and started asking questions about what was going on. I started to tell her she needed to watch the movie from the beginning, and then I remembered I own the graphic novel. So I showed it to her, with the warning that it was "a bit intense". She said she didn't care.
Wake up this morning at seven thirty and she's already a quarter of the way done. She also took it with her to freshman orientation.
VICTOLY.
