A/N: Welcome to Book One! That's all I have to say!
tokyokisshu asks:
Shigure - err, do you find dog food appealing at all? Just wondering...
SHIGURE: Dog food?! Where?! Tohru, we have dog food?! Yum!
Hatsuharu - considering cows have four stomachs (and can eat grass), does that mean that you can digest grass in a human form as well?
HATSUHARU: Don't make me do it again. It was not fun.
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mewmewpudding asks:
Ed: How do feel about not being able to ride all the rides at amusement parks?
ED: It SUCKS!
Al: Have you ever tried sticking magnets to yourself?
AL: Yeah...big brother had to help me pull them off...*shiver*
Al: How many animals have you tried to fit your armor?
AL: Seventeen. And a mouse, but I don't think that counts.
Kyo: Ever tried catnip?
KYO: GET THAT STUFF AWAY FROM ME! SERIOUSLY!
Yuki: Do you really enjoy all that cross-dressing? Your brother sure seems to love it.
YUKI: My...brother...?! *twitch*
Yuki: Who do you prefer most out of the Student Council?
YUKI: Um, Machi-san...Kakeru is way to hyper, Kimi is...well, Kimi, and Nao is too angry all the time. Reminds me of how I used to be.
Haru: Got milk? (Ahaha... I already know the answer to this. IT'S JUST TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.)
HARU: What, you want some? Moo.
Haru: Ever thought of going vegetarian?
HARU: I've got a question for you--got milk?
Kyo: What did you REALLY do during that mountain training? Did you ever fight some bears, like rumored?
KYO: Maaaybe...*slinks away*
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Markus wolfe asks:
Kiba:Are you jealous of Naruto?
KIBA: Why the hell would I be jealous of that shrimp?!
Sand Siblings: How many Metallica records do you own?
(A/N: Rishi had a little help from Squee-Neji on this one...)
GAARA: ...We have all their records...but there's one I can never get enough of. ...and it's...*breaks out into song* EXIT LIGHT! End of night! Take my hand, we're off to never never land. *starts playing sand guitar*
TEMARI: Enough...but usually I don't listen to them. It's just the boys...With their 'Master of Puppets' and 'Black albums'...I'm personally more of a fan of Evanescence...
KANKURO: *bursts out into song* Come crawing FASTER! Obey your MASTER! Your life burns FASTER! Obey your MASTER, MASTER! Master of puppets I'm pulling your strings! *continues on for the whole 8 minutes of the song*
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Squee-Neji has quite a few questions to ask...
Neji: Who do you consider yourself closer to, Hinata or Tenten?
NEJI: Who's TenTen?
Neji: What do you think about the pairing ShikamaruxNeji? (long haired bishis UNITE!)
NEJI: WHAT THE SCREW?!
Shikamaru: Do you know your IQ score?
SHIKAMARU: Considering how much I suck, it must be pretty low.
Shikamaru: What do you think about the pairing ShikamaruxNeji?
SHIKAMARU: ...I'm going to go away now...
Sasuke: What do you think about your most popular pairing, SasukexSakura?
SASUKE: ...well...I'm going to kill someone. Seriously--I. Hate. FAN PAIRINGS!!!
Gai: What do you think about your pairing, LeeGai?
GAI: Oh my! Sometimes I am too youthful for my own good!
Lee: What do you think about your pairing, LeeGai?
LEE: Sometimes, Gai-sensei is too youthful for his own good!
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DeidaraNarutoClan asks:
Light & L: How do you feel about fanfics about you two?
LIGHT: Well, let's see...Oh, hey, Misa? I need your help in sniffing out a few fanfiction authors...
L: What do you mean? I write a couple of them! >3
Matt: How do you feel aboput being on the series a short time before being killed?
MATT: *is dead*
L: Why couldn't you choose between Near and Mello who would be your successor?
L: Well, I was kind of DEAD...
