Flea Harassment
Featuring: Shizuo, Tom
Written by: Vecker
Word Count: 104
The bartender let out a yawn. Lighting up a cigarette, he took a slow draw, hoping the nicotine would wake up his system. Noticing his tired state, Tom turned his head, looking at Shizuo.
“Another rough night?” Tom asked.
“Yeah,” Shizuo replied. “That bastard flea wouldn’t leave me alone. I didn’t get any sleep.”
“I don’t know why you let him stay with you,” Tom said. “Ever since he’s been living with you, you always come to work tired. Is he really harassing you that much?”
The bartender remained silent for a moment. He then let out a smoky exhale, “You have no idea.”
Video Games
Featuring: Shizuo, Izaya
Written by: Vecker and Gokusangel20
Word Count: 208
“What are you doing?” Izaya asked peering over the bartender’s shoulder.
“Playing Valkyria Chronicles. It’s a strategy video game,” Shizuo replied fully engrossed in his game play. “The PSP is acting a little weird though. It’s squeaking. And not in a good way either.”
Getting quiet, Izaya sat very still waiting to hear the squeaking that the bartender was complaining about. It wasn’t long until the squeaking began sounding, as if the disc reader was going out. Although the game was still resuming perfectly fine, the occasional squeaking was starting to annoy the bartender, distracting his concentration on his game. Smiling deviously, the information trader leaned up and began making squeaking noises into Shizuo’s ear to further irritate him. Getting distracted by the game squeaking plus the information trader squeaking, Shizuo’s temper began to rise. Unable to ignore it any longer he snapped, crushing the game system in his hand as he now glared at Izaya.
“Shut up!” Shizuo yelled. Looking down at his hand holding the broken system he stood up, throwing it to the side as he yelled at the information trader, “You fucker! You made me break it!”
“Now there’s no more squeaking!” Izaya exclaimed. Smiling his eyes taunted as he concluded, “You’re welcome Shizu-chan.”