Bartender Harassment
Featuring: Izaya
Written by: Vecker
Word Count: 101
Izaya could feel the warmth of the bartender leave him. Lying there he let out a soft groan of irritation. The excitement and fun had long since ended. Now, he could feel pain all over his body. Reaching to the back of his neck, his fingers slowly grazed over his skin feeling the multiple bite marks left behind by Heiwajima Shizuo. Izaya felt his eyes narrow. They were all over his neck, on his shoulders, on his arms and his legs. The information trader lowered his hand. He closed his eyes, letting out a heavy sigh.
So much for safety words…
Flea Harassment
Featuring: Shizuo, Tom
Written by: Vecker
Word Count: 104
The bartender let out a yawn. Lighting up a cigarette, he took a slow draw, hoping the nicotine would wake up his system. Noticing his tired state, Tom turned his head, looking at Shizuo.
“Another rough night?” Tom asked.
“Yeah,” Shizuo replied. “That bastard flea wouldn’t leave me alone. I didn’t get any sleep.”
“I don’t know why you let him stay with you,” Tom said. “Ever since he’s been living with you, you always come to work tired. Is he really harassing you that much?”
The bartender remained silent for a moment. He then let out a smoky exhale, “You have no idea.”
Good Morning Flea
Featuring: Shizuo, Tsugaru, Psyche
Written by: Vecker
Word Count: 291
“What are you doing?” Tsugaru asked, looking over Shizuo’s shoulder.
The bartender was sitting on the couch, typing on Izaya’s computer. “I am sending a picture of flea sleeping to his Facebook and writing the words ‘good morning flea’,” Shizuo responded without looking at him.
“Why?” Tsugaru asked.
“When flea wakes up, the first thing he does before he even gets out of bed is check his Facebook and his messages on his phone. This is the first thing he will see,” Shizuo replied. “He always tries to post pictures of me during the day to piss me off – I think this pisses him off to see pictures of himself sleeping with messy hair in the morning. Everyone else on his friends list will see it too.” The bartender paused; a little smirk crossing his face, “And… Izaya has a lot of friends.”
Picking up on Shizuo’s thoughts, the clone realized the hidden innuendo of his actions. Tsugaru smiled. “That’s cute, Shizuo-kun!”
“It’s not supposed to be cute!” Shizuo snapped. His face started to turn red as he looked seeing Tsugaru giving him a smug expression of disbelief.
“I am going to do that to Psyche!” Tsugaru announced.
Shizuo watched as his clone walked away, leaving the living room and the computer. “Oi!” the bartender called, “Where are you going?”
Tsugaru walked down the hallway, heading into the guest bedroom where Psyche lie sleeping. Crawling into bed he hugged his counterpart. Nuzzling on him, he continued to snuggle with him until Psyche finally started to wake up. Eyes half opened, the sleepy clone could feel Tsugaru snuggling against him.
“What it is, Tsugaru?” Psyche mumbled. “Why are you so affectionate now? It’s too early.”
Tsugaru smiled, quietly responding, “Good morning ‘flea’.”
Easter Bunny
Featuring: Izaya, Shizuo, Psyche
Written by: Vecker and Gokusangel20
Word Count: 192
The day before Easter was slowly winding down. Shizuo and Izaya had resided on the couch while Tsugaru and Psyche sat on the floor. The pink cloned, glanced up, smiling happily at his friends.
“Shizu-chan, guess what?” Psyche said. Before Shizuo could respond he answered, “I saw the Easter Bunny today at one of the stores and asked him to come see you and Izaya-kun. I told him we were at your house so he will know to leave our baskets here this year instead of in Nerima.” Psyche then turned his head, going back to watching television as he kept speaking, “Izaya-kun even talked to the Easter Bunny too!”
“Psyche!” Izaya suddenly snapped. “You said you wouldn’t say anything!”
The clone smiled, turning around to face Izaya, “But Izaya-kun, it was cute seeing you talking with the Easter bunny.”
The Information trader frowned, pulling his hood over his head to cover his embarrassment.
Watching his actions, Shizuo smirked. “Did you ask the Easter Bunny to come to our house?” He teased poking at the covered information trader.
Izaya growled, remaining hidden underneath his hooded coat. “Shut up! I hate you both!”
Video Games
Featuring: Shizuo, Izaya
Written by: Vecker and Gokusangel20
Word Count: 208
“What are you doing?” Izaya asked peering over the bartender’s shoulder.
“Playing Valkyria Chronicles. It’s a strategy video game,” Shizuo replied fully engrossed in his game play. “The PSP is acting a little weird though. It’s squeaking. And not in a good way either.”
Getting quiet, Izaya sat very still waiting to hear the squeaking that the bartender was complaining about. It wasn’t long until the squeaking began sounding, as if the disc reader was going out. Although the game was still resuming perfectly fine, the occasional squeaking was starting to annoy the bartender, distracting his concentration on his game. Smiling deviously, the information trader leaned up and began making squeaking noises into Shizuo’s ear to further irritate him. Getting distracted by the game squeaking plus the information trader squeaking, Shizuo’s temper began to rise. Unable to ignore it any longer he snapped, crushing the game system in his hand as he now glared at Izaya.
“Shut up!” Shizuo yelled. Looking down at his hand holding the broken system he stood up, throwing it to the side as he yelled at the information trader, “You fucker! You made me break it!”
“Now there’s no more squeaking!” Izaya exclaimed. Smiling his eyes taunted as he concluded, “You’re welcome Shizu-chan.”