Welcome to my endless enigma of pointless verbal ironies and useless information revolving around the existence of me, Itsu. Yes, I welcome you to Infinity. If you're scared, you needn't worry, I won't bite unless provoked otherwise...usually. Now enjoy your slow downward spiral toward the very core of my innermost being, well the psychotic section anyway.

Have fun.

if you'd like, my darlings, check me out at one of my other existences:

[dokuga] ---///--- [deviantART] ---///--- [pillowfort] ---///--- [tumblr]

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[Happy endings don't exist because the world keeps turning--
but you don't have to have an ending--
to be happy.]

[~We are all a little weird and
Life’s a little weird,
And when we find someone whose
Weirdness is compatible with ours,
We join up with them and fall in
Mutual weirdness and call it Love~
~Dr. Seuss~]

Foist. Why foist? Why not Foist.

Why am i so slow, my darlings?

I cannot fathom why i have this debilitating problem...

Okay, that's a lie, but you get where i'm going surely. If you don't, don't worry about it preciousssssssss

Aaaaaaaanyways. I do apologize for my laze, though that is an empty one to you i am sure, nonetheless i shall foist it upon you all because that is no doubt why you are here. Yes? Foisting. Foisted things. ...Foist...

Whelps, i finally posted something i should have posted a while ago but hadn't because i had yet to formulate the description and i must do so beforehand because it is how i process. The process, minions. The process.

Check her out, if you dare. And if you don't dare, why? Why no dare? Why do i bother subliminally demanding the daring if you will not dare? Rude.

Oh, and that second piece i mentioned in the last post was put up already as well. If none of you dears knew. Which you surely did. Right? R i g h t ? >:/

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My shameless self promotion of my own works on my own world aside, i have not been doing too much drawing lately. I KNOW, le sigh me, le sigh... However, despite that being true, i have instead been doing some writing here and there. And on too many things at once too. Obviously. Seeing as i cannot control my brain and its incessant need to bombard me with ideas whether conscious or not. I would say it's a curse, and in a sense it truly is, but, well, it is something to enjoy and i do. So bleh. :P

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Oh my sweet pita bread stuffed mushrooms. Yes, mushrooms stuffed with pita bread, i meant it that way. I do wish i could be a better master to you all, more productive, more consistent, more other words... You must be suffering, such suffering *intense head caressing*

Well, have this to ease your woes. Or, just cause why not.

Granted i don't know how this is relaxing. It's not, exactly. It's humorous and yet simultaneously disturbing. Beautiful.
Also..............Foist.